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Sandwiches Hat

Description: Joey's favorite food

Tags: joey tribbiani, food, soviet union, smelly, joey
Besties Hat

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: logo, friends, amigos, joey, 90s
Lincoln Hawk Trucking Co. Hat

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: lincoln hawk trucking, trucking, boxing, wrestle, movie
Ya Dingus - Dr. Steve Brule Hat

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: check it out, will ferrell, dr steve brule, ya dingus, good job
I'm actually in my forties Hat

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Tags: 30 birthday, 30th, 90s, birthday, comic
Stay Classy San Diego Hat

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: ron burgundy, whore island, california, sex panther, vintage
You can read minds? Hat

Description: Derek Zoolander - a model idiot?

Tags: one look, balls models, so hot right now, obey my dog, center for ants
Brick Tamland's Toilet Store Hat

Description: A place to get your clothes Since 1976

Tags: anchorman, will ferrell, ron burgundy, toilet store, i love lamp
Stan Mikita's Donuts Hat

Description: Since 1992.

Tags: aurora, donuts, waynes world, 90s, party time
Tan Fat = Muscle Hat

Description: Lets be honest, a good tan beats everything.

Tags: beach bod, beach, dad, bikini, fitness funny
One Look? Hat

Description: Magnum, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Blue Steel. Clearly 4 different looks

Tags: one look, so hot right now, derek zoolander, obey my dog, ben stiller
Lane Meyer Racing - 1985 Hat

Description: Glendale, CA Possibly my favorite fake vintage movie racing team logo from the 80s. Better Off Dead is one my favorites.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote
coffee: chugged   homies: hugged Hat

Description: Truth.

Tags: brooklyn, brother, caffeine, funny, homey
Team Rod - vintage logo Hat

Description: The greatest team ever assembled.

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, cool beans, cult classic, danny mcbride
I've got 99 problems, and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios Hat

Description: Thanks for asking.

Tags: add, ocd, anxiety, hova, jayz
Tuddies Hat

Description: When Gronk scores 2 touchdowns, they become TUDDIES

Tags: gronk, football, florida, receiver, tampa bay
Stonks Hat

Description: They only go up. Hence the green arrow.

Tags: stocks only go up, amc, gamestop, gme, meme
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions Hat

Description: Just wear the truth.

Tags: funny, reaction, trouble, brooklyn 99, jake peralta
Lean Forward meme Hat

Description: I don't know why, but I still love this.

Tags: fight, social media, twitter, matters, internet
1983 Wagon Queen FAMILY TRUCKSTER - vintage logo Hat

Description: "You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie, family truckster
You must IRISH, because my dick be DUBLIN Hat

Description: With the luck of the Irish, this line might just work.

Tags: beer, boston, celtic, chicago, dublin
WacArnold's - logo Hat

Description: One of my favorite skits from the Chappelle's show when Calvin gets his first job at WacArnold's.

Tags: fake company logo, hood, prince, fast food, burger
Diamond Hands Hat

Description: No paper hands

Tags: trading, reddit, wallstreetbets, tendies, stonks
Deebo's Bike Repo Hat

Description: "That's my bike, punk" Los Angeles, CA Est. 1995

Tags: deebo friday, debo actor, beach cruiser, repo man, deebo
Baby Steps by Dr. Leo Marvin Hat

Description: I would definitely read this book

Tags: bob wiley, sailing, what about bob book, funny movie, bill murray
Jewish Space Laser Hat

Description: I still can't believe this one. Insane.

Tags: hebrew, laser, brooklyn, new york, gop
We've got no food, we've got no jobs - OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Hat

Description: We need to go where the beer flows like wine. Where the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Tags: harry and lloyd, lloyd christmas, ace ventura, jim carrey quotes, mutt cutts
Sex Panther Hat

Description: Yes, it is the best cologne ever made by Odeon, but Sex Panther is also just a really great saying and potentially the coolest nickname any human being could ever have.

Tags: boats and hoes, 60 of the time, sex, sexy, step brothers
I've been called the songbird of my generation Hat

Description: Best line of the movie?

Tags: singer, sailing, boats n hoes, boats and hoes, dinosaur
Matt Damon Hat

Description: I still use this in everyday conversation

Tags: 4th of july, america, ben affleck, fuck yeah, kim jong un
Sterling Cooper Price - vintage logo Hat

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Tags: vintage, ad agency, jon hamm, 60s, madison avenue
Boom, Roasted. Hat

Description: I really don't get sick of Office quotes, or watching The Office for that matter.

Tags: scranton, dwight, scotts tots, fun run, speech
Samsonite - I was way off Hat

Description: slippy, slammy, swim, swammy, swami, sam, Swan, Swanson? Look here on the luggage. Samsonite I was way off!

Tags: ace ventura, lloyd christmas, dumb and dumber quote, 90s, our pets heads are falling off
Keep the change you filthy animal Hat

Description: Angels with filthy souls. Classic movie.

Tags: angels with filthy souls, merry christmas ya filthy animal, little neros pizza, gangster, christmas movie
Slider you stink Hat

Description: One of my favorite lines in the entire movie.

Tags: 80s movies, beach volleyball, because i was inverted, callsign, cruise
Le Tits Now Hat

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: funny christmas, over sized hat, sean connery, saturday night live, will ferrell

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