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Weekend Warrior Hat

Description: college party legend.

Tags: 80s movies, alcohol, beer, bernie sanders, drink
Enjoy your stay on Whore Island Hat

Description: One of the most underrated lines from the whole movie

Tags: anchorman, anchorman quote, brick tamland, i love lamp, kind of a big deal
Mad Question Asking Hat

Description: blunt passing, music blasting

Tags: and if you dont know now you know, big poppa, biggie, biggie lyrics, biggie smalls
TWA Vintage Logo Hat

Description: great design

Tags: airline, airplane, america, aviation, hughes
Good Will Hunting 2 - Hunting Season Hat

Description: Applesauce B*tch

Tags: applesauce, how do you like them apples, ben affleck, hunting season, chasing amy
Merry Christmas Muthafucka Hat

Description: The best.

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, christmas party, funny christmas, ugly, merry christmas
Wear a mask, social distance, wash your hands - THIS IS THE WAY Hat

Description: kind of perfect.

Tags: this is the way mandalorian, fauci gang, bounty hunter, boba fett, tatooine
It goes over your nose Hat

Description: Seriously people.

Tags: social distancing, wear a mask, mask wearing, how to wear a mask, over your nose
YearQuil Hat

Description: Hibernate for the rest of 2020. Just stop everything Completely knock yourself out Wake up in 2021

Tags: medicine, cough, doctor, winter, sleep
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins - Elf Hat

Description: Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Tags: i saw a dog, north pole, merry christmas, christmas movie, christmas
There’s some Ho’s in this house - Santa Hat

Description: You know Santa loves the Ho's

Tags: north pole, jingle bells, certified freak, elf, christmas
I like my dog and maybe 3 people Hat

Description: Kinda true.

Tags: coffee, dog lover, dogs, friends, hate people
Philly's Hottest Club:  Four Season's Total Landscaping Hat

Description: This place has everything: A crematorium, a dildo shop, Rudy Giuliani

Tags: four seasons, landscaping, maga, press conference, snl
Munsoned Hat

Description: Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Tags: bowling, kingpin, bill murray, vintage, big ern
#4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan Hat

Description: Great Success!

Tags: nice, sacha baron cohen, number four prostitute, big success, my wife
Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f*ck Hat

Description: Smokey is a legend. Such a classic movie.

Tags: eddie murphy, nwa, black, chris tucker, friday
Cousin Eddie's RV Rentals Hat

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Tags: camper, camping, chevy chase, christmas vacation, christmas vacation quotes
There’s Some Ho’s in This House Hat

Description: Certified freak 1 day a week, okay just 1 day a year.

Tags: okurrr, cardi b, rap, cardi, die hard
Merry Cagemas, Love Saint Nicolas Hat

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: nicolas cage, the rock, nic cage, ugly christmas sweater, santa claus christmas
THOTS - Santa Claus Hat

Description: These Ho Ho Ho's Out There

Tags: christmas, hoes, santa, ugly christmas sweater, funny santa sayings
Zoo Wee Mama Hat

Description: Every now and then, I drop this into conversation, and I get either a weird look or we stare at each other repeating Zoo Wee Mama over and over again.

Tags: book, comic, diary of a wimpy kid, rawley, rowley jefferson
Chilling Out Maxin Relaxin All Cool Hat
Tags: bel air, philly, fresh prince of bel air, chillin, will smith
Scott's Tots - The Office Hat

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: cringe, fun run race for the cure, thats what she said, the office, dunder mifflin
Boats 'N Ho Ho Ho's Hat

Description: The perfect mashup of Prestige Worldwide and Christmas. Santa loves him some Boats and Ho's

Tags: boating, boats n hoes, catalina wine mixer, christmas, dale brennan
Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH! Hat

Description: Kind of the best saying when you think about it.

Tags: vote for pedro, napoleon, uncle rico, napoleon dynamite quotes, kip
"It's time to go full Diper" - Rodrick Heffley Hat

Description: Loded Diper is the future.

Tags: rodrick, rodrick rules, wimpy kid, full diaper, greg heffley
Thou Shalt Wear a Mask - Hygenesis 20:20 Hat

Description: A very important new verse

Tags: corona, pandemic, bible verse, thou shalt, covid
Squints Hat

Description: For-ev-er

Tags: summer, forever, wendy peffercorn, lifeguard, squints
Don't Get Munsoned Hat

Description: Out in the middle of nowhere

Tags: clark griswold, quote, champion, iowa, randy quaid
Mutt Cutts - vintage logo Hat

Description: One day I hope to see a dog van with big floppy ears driving down the street.

Tags: dogs, dumbanddumber, harry and lloyd, i got worms, jim carrey
90's Kid - Blockbuster video logo Hat

Description: The perfect combination. I miss this place.

Tags: blockbuster logo, 1990s, saturday night, die hard, video store
Bodhi's Surf Company Hat

Description: 100% pure adrenaline Est. 1991

Tags: 90s, beach, bodhi, buddhism, california
ASPEN  - where the beer flows like wine. Dumb & Dumber Hat

Description: and beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano.

Tags: aspen colorado, california, aspen, 90s, jim carrey
We've got no food, we've got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Hat

Description: Is 2020 the year that this saying becomes normalized?

Tags: 2020, 90s, ace ventura, alrighty then, pets heads
2020 - funny long review - one star Hat

Description: Any rating of 2020 that isn't at least a paragraph long about all of the crazy shit that has happened this year, is not actually a proper review. Definitely not recommended.

Tags: 2020 one star rating, 2020 sucks, joe biden, rating, trump
Did you touch my drum set? Hat

Description: Simple. Bold. Hilarious. Perfect Step Brothers t-shirt.

Tags: prestige worldwide, drumsticks, boats n hoes, musician, will ferrell

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