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CHONKY Hat

Description: Had to do it.

Tags: chunk, kitty, funny, animal, cats
Pumpkin Spiced B*tch Hat

Description: say it with your chest

Tags: coffee, starbucks, latte, pumpkin spice, resting bitch face
Sir, this is a Wendy's Hat

Description: The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.

Tags: fast food, drive thru, wendys, funny, trump
Hattori Hanzo Sword Company Hat

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Tags: five finger death punch, hanzo, hollywood, japan, jules winnfield
Sleepover Hat

Description: But first we have to hit the new releases section at Blockbuster.

Tags: 1990s, stranger things, eleven, throwback, and chill
Masky McMaskface Hat

Description: kind of perfect when you think about it.

Tags: trend mask, hipster, ironic, trump, dad
T.Hanks for Social Distancing Hat

Description: The best way to say thanks in today's world.

Tags: tom hanks, social distance, forrest gump, life is like a box of chocolates, castaway
2020 - 1 star review.  "Not at all what I was expecting." Hat

Description: Someone needs to start a website where people can just review years. I think it would actually be pretty hilarious.

Tags: one star, 2020, five star, not recommended, funny
Hello my name is John Cocktosten - Fletch Hat

Description: One of the best name Chevy Chase aka Irwin R. Fletcher came up with.

Tags: rosen, doctor, nametag, griswold, christmas vacation
Slider you stink Hat

Description: One of the most underrated lines of the entire movie.

Tags: f 16, viper, jesters dead, love and feeling, topgun
CHUNGUS Hat

Description: One of the great new words of the 21st Century.

Tags: meme, bunny, thick, thicc, bully
How am I not in that movie - Andy Samberg as Nicolas Cage Hat

Description: I wonder if people remember this Weekend update character as well as I do. My favorite all time Nic Cage impression.

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, cage, face off, hot rod
Don't Stand So Close To Me Hat

Description: Possibly the best mask to sing to.

Tags: 6 feet, social distancing, close to me, police, sting
Byedon 2020 Hat

Description: The best campaign t-shirt around.

Tags: trump sucks, 2020 presidential election, election, donald trump, anti trump
It puts the facemask on its skin, or else it gets phase 1 again. Hat
Tags: skin, hannibal lecter, bill, liver, jodie foster
Scotty Doesn't Know Hat

Description: Best movie song ever.

Tags: matt damon, rock, song lyrics, scottie, scotty
Daaaaaammmnnn Hat

Description: Still the best. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?

Tags: damn, hip hop, debo, smokey, get high
Prestige Worldwide Hat

Description: This didn't need a fancy logo, just a really killer t-shirt that has Prestige Worldwide written in a vintage, distressed cursive type on it.

Tags: prestige world wide, ron burgundy, anchorman, boats n hoes, ocean
Toonces the Driving Cat Hat

Description: This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: dana carvey, snl, stuntman, drive, lolcat
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog Hat

Description: I would ride this thing for sure

Tags: ace ventura, biker, earth, harry and lloyd, hog
Oh I don't drink, just drugs for me thanks. Hat

Description: I meet more and more people like this now.

Tags: pills, beer, pot, 420, sobriety
We have clearance, Clarence Hat

Description: I love Airplane. The best part is the comedy really holds up after all of these years.

Tags: lloyd bridges, airplane, 1980, top gun, ted striker
This is going to sound weird, but for a second I think you took on the shape of a unicorn Hat

Description: One of the most underrated lines of the entire classic movie.

Tags: boats and hoes, boats n hoes, buddy the elf, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Scotty Doesn't Know Hat

Description: Classic.

Tags: graduation, cant hardly wait, girlfriend, high school, lyrics
Cool Story Bro Hat

Description: A lot of stories of social distancing, Karens, partying, Trump, bros, viruses, videos, homers, stunts, drinking, and whatnot these days. Cool story bro.

Tags: vintage, bro, workout, college, florida
You'll get nothing and like it Hat

Description: Spaulding: I want a hamburger, no I want a hot dog.... Smails: You'll get nothing and like it

Tags: christmas vacation, trump, carl spackler, rodney dangerfield, dad
I've been called the songbird of my generation Hat

Description: By people who have heard me. For a second, I thought I saw him transform into a unicorn. Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Bunker Boy Hat

Description: POS

Tags: joe biden 2020, new york, democrat, trump is a racist, anti trump
Booty Sweat Hat

Description: Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat Energy Drink logo

Tags: alpa chino, energy drink, ben stiller, tropic thunder quote, full retard
Mah Freedums Hat

Description: if you know you know

Tags: patriotic, freedumb, 4th of july, usa, america
Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced Hat

Description: truth

Tags: black lives matter, black, inconvenient, blm, protest
Your mama is an astronaut Hat

Description: I still say this, but not sure people have any clue what I'm talking about

Tags: spacex, billy hoyle, wesley snipes, basketball, white men cant jump
I SAID 6 FEET APART MOTHERF*CKER Hat

Description: Samuel L. Jackson demands that you stay six feet apart.

Tags: new york, stay home, 6 feet, social distancing, 2020
"I need to speak to a manager" - Karen Hat

Description: Karens are kind of taking over internet content these days.

Tags: middle aged women, call the police, talk to a manager, cops, haircut
Everybody Loves Ramen Hat

Description: Truth.

Tags: japanese, chinese, noodles, food, ray romano
I'm kind of a big deal Hat

Description: I don't know how to put this, but....

Tags: big deal, will ferrell, anchorman, ron burgundy, stay classy

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