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L.A. face with the Oakland booty Hat

Description: LA face with the Oakland booty - that lyric was way ahead of its time. Like Sir Mix a lot looked into the future and saw Instagram THOTS and predicted a future of belfies. I like big butts and cannot lie.

Tags: butt, booty, sir mix a lot, model, honda
Enjoy Crypto - vintage design Hat

Description: Vintage Coca Cola design parody for the crypto lover

Tags: ai, bitcoin, blockchain, btc, coca cola
Enjoy Bitcoin Hat

Description: Vintage design logo parody

Tags: bitcoin miner, blockchain, bitcoin logo, hodl, cryptocurrency
Aloha Mr. Hand - vintage design Hat

Description: Honestly, I think Fast Times has stood the test of time as a great movie. Definitely one of the best 80s comedies.

Tags: jeff spicoli, sean penn, 80s, ridgemont high, teacher
Aloha Beaches Hat

Description: What's up my beach?

Tags: bitch, summer, mexico, vibes, tulum
Some people call me the Space Cowboy Hat

Description: Some call me the gangster of love

Tags: rock, moon, 70s, space, gangster of love
Take me to bed or lose me forever Hat

Description: Show me the way home honey

Tags: maverick, navy, jesters dead, 80s, buzz the tower
Mock (yeah) ing (yeah) Bird (yeah) Hat

Description: The perfect shirt for your road trip when you need to be annoying and sing this song in the face of the person sitting in the middle seat.

Tags: ace ventura, lloyd christmas, harry and lloyd, mockingbird, mutt cutts
Coffee - the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions Hat

Description: Kicking and Screaming is a completely underrated kids movie starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka. When Da Coach introduces Will Ferrell to coffee for the first time he says, "coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions". The greatest coffee quote of all time.

Tags: ditka, big cat, i love coffee, espresso, champion
Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday Hat

Description: The only way to live.

Tags: taco lover, lebron james, live love laugh, pizza, tacos
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Hat

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: stantz, slimer, survived, bill murray, new york
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian - vintage Hat

Description: Are you a god? No Then die! I'd like to know a little more about Gozer the Gozerian

Tags: marshmallow man, stay puft, 80s, new york, bill murray
Puft Daddy Hat

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: biggie, stay puft, marshmallow man, puff daddy, new york
You motorboatin' son of a bitch Hat

Description: Pontoons = party in slow motion

Tags: boat, pontoon captain, pontoon, dad, captain
I wanna talk to Samson Hat

Description: Fly me to the moon

Tags: stoner, high, marijuana, weed, chappelle
Look at me - I'm the captain now Hat

Description: Never gets old

Tags: meme, funny, boating, captain phillips, pontoon
No One Can Resist My Schweddy Balls Hat

Description: Pete's Schwede Christmas Balls

Tags: christmas balls, christmas, funny, recipe, npr
Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces Hat

Description: Wookin pa nub

Tags: axel foley, black, mister rogers, beverly hills cop, gumby
Sheeeeeiiiiittt Hat

Description: Still the best quote from The Wire

Tags: wee bey, stringer bell, avon barksdale, senator, politics
This is the way - lake life Hat

Description: Somehow this just fits

Tags: national park, forest, dock, retire, mandalorian
Standard Oil - vintage logo Hat

Description: Great vintage logo design

Tags: 50s, antique, oil, texas, gas station
Debbie Downer Hat

Description: Still one of the greatest sketches of all time.

Tags: snl, family, jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch
Walley World - modern logo Hat

Description: A reimagined version of the classic Family fun park logo, Walley World

Tags: john candy, logo, wally world, sorry folks parks closed, cousin eddie
Bismo Funyuns Hat

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Tags: names, key and peele, mcringleberry, hingle, bismo
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Hat

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Tags: la lady, misheard lyrics, 70s, piano, dancer
Debbie Downer Hat

Description: Still a classic skit.

Tags: jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch, comedy, snl
Never get high on your own supply Hat

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Tags: 10 crack commandments, 420, weed, biggie, notorious big
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Hat

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Tags: rap, west coast, death row, hip hop, snoop dogg
Been in this shit since '92 Hat

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: bullshit, 1992, biggie smalls, notorious big, lyrics
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo Hat

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
Would an idiot do that? Hat

Description: "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Incredible common sense from Dwight Schrute

Tags: bears beets battlestar galactica, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, idiot
I got my big boy pants on Hat

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones Hat

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Tags: saturday night live, thots, instagram, beverly hills cop, axel foley
Respect the drip, Karen Hat

Description: C'mon Karen, you have to know some drip when you see it.

Tags: karen, cookout, fashion, white people, 90s vintage clothing
Blue Steel Hat

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Hat

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Tags: harry, lloyd christmas, jeff daniels, jim carrey, aspen colorado

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