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Schrute Farms - Bed & Breakfast - modern vintage logo Card

Description: Estd. 1812 Scranton, PA

Tags: beets, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, farm, jim halpert
No Fighting, No Spitting, No Drinking, No Gambling, No Bare Feet Card

Description: A great gift for any golfer, caddyshack lover, caddy, or man of a certain age

Tags: rodney dangerfield, gopher, golf course, carl spackler, ty webb
Caddyshack full Carl Spackler quote Card

Description: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Tags: augusta, big hitter, bill murray, bushwood, caddy
Death before decaf Card

Description: that is true

Tags: i love coffee, brew, cold brew, coffee, coffee is always a good idea
Hang on. Let me overthink this. Card

Description: Yes, true.

Tags: overthink, funny, let me overthink this, antisocial, sarcasm
Let it Gogh Card

Description: Good life advice from Vinnie boy

Tags: painting, van gogh art, van gogh, starry night, let it go
Shenanigan Enthusiast Card

Description: Seems about right

Tags: ireland, saint patricks day, shenanigan, st patricks, shenanigator
Teddy Brosevelt Card

Description: Legend

Tags: united states, president, theodore roosevelt, bro, american flag
Has anyone tried unplugging America, waiting 10 seconds, then plugging it back in again? Card

Description: it might work

Tags: blm, broken, usa, black lives matter, 4th of july
I own you - coffee Card
Tags: coffee addicts, before coffee, latte, starbucks, coffee lover gift
These snozzberries taste like snozzberries Card

Description: Is a snozzberry a real thing?

Tags: snozzberries, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, gene wilder, wonka, taste
Push Button, Receive Bacon - bathroom sign Card

Description: If every bathroom had this, the world would be a better place.

Tags: blow dryer, wash hands, bacon, hair dryer, sign
No Regerts Card

Description: Only memories

Tags: florida, regerts, spelling, trash, moron
IRISH Card

Description: it works.

Tags: ireland, st patricks day, metal, rock, acdc
W-Balls Radio 187.4 FM - Snoop modern vintage logo Card

Description: Everybody's got to hear the sh*t on W-Balls! If you're lickin' that's W-Balls Feat. DJ Saul T. Nuts

Tags: hiphop, compton, california, deez nuts, radio
Here Comes the Sun Card

Description: I feel this way every Spring

Tags: sun, here comes the sun, spring, sunrise, mountains
Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me - Sailing modern vintage design Card

Description: Oh the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see

Tags: 70s rock, florida, loggins, christopher cross, 80s
Silky Johnson "Player Hater of Year" 2002 Card

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: player hater, pimp, prince, player haters club, dave chappelle
Dufresne Accounting - Shawshank State Prison 1949 - vintage logo Card

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Tags: get busy living, shawshank, fishing, stephen king, prison
Spicol's Surf Supply Co. - modern vintage logo Card

Description: Est. 1982 "Come for the tasty waves, and stay for a cool buzz" - Jeff Spicoli

Tags: fast times at ridgemont high, jeff spicoli, sean penn, surf, san fernando valley
Boats 'N Hoes 2024 Card

Description: Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes. A vote for what unites us.

Tags: prestige worldwide, president, military, florida, election
Silky Johnson "Player Hater of the Year" 2002 Card

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: ice, pimp, game blouses, hater, time hater
Don't be so butthurt Card

Description: Not used enough to be honest.

Tags: offended, cancelled, workaholic, ders, office
Habitual Line Stepper Card

Description: We all know this person

Tags: tyrone biggums, red balls, prince, hollywood stories, charlie murphy
The Sportos, Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Waistoids, Dweebies, D*ckheads Card

Description: They all adore him, they think he's a righteous dude.

Tags: ferris bueller, bueller, ed rooney, 80s, john hughes
Chicken, Chicken, Chickenheads (Bwok, Bwok!) Card

Description: Classic.

Tags: scallywag, juicy j, syrup, project pat, sizzurp
I don't roll on Shabbos Card

Description: I still think a follow up movie that was just about Walter Sobchak going from Vietnam to the guy we saw in the movie would be incredible. He had stories man.

Tags: dude abides, dont roll on shabbos, calmer than you are, big lebowski, shabbos
Jack Mehoff - nametag Card

Description: Hello my name is...

Tags: david spade, joke name, joke, jack, jack off
Dr. Rosen Rosen - since 1985 Card

Description: Los Angeles, California Proctology

Tags: clark griswold, dr rosen, funny, fletch quotes, its all ball bearings these days
For-ev-er, For-ev-er, For-ev-er - vintage Sandlot Card

Description: One of my favorite movies.

Tags: the sandlot quote, vintage, the sandlot, youre killing me smalls, movie
Hello my name is Hugh Janus - funny nametag Card

Description: There has to be a guy somewhere named Hugh Janus

Tags: nametag sticker, funny nametag, name, birthday, hugh janus
Good, Great, Grand, Wonderful! Card

Description: NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

Tags: quacktastic, happy gilmore, school bus, miss lippy, adam sandler
GOAT - Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Card

Description: Lets be honest, this is the greatest video game running back of all time

Tags: bo knows, raiders, kansas city royals, bo jackson, football
Ask me about Updog Card

Description: Maybe it's a kids joke, but it's still funny

Tags: wrongdog, funny, humor, dad joke, whats up dog
Ask me about joining the illuminati Card

Description: The all seeing eye would like you as a new member

Tags: new world order, illuminati meme, pyramid, ancient aliens, conspiracy
Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? Card

Description: One man wolf pack

Tags: bachelor party, stu, pager, drinking, alan

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