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Two chicks at the same time, man Card

Description: Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Tags: stapler, initech, mike judge, milton waddams, two chicks at the same time
I'm bad at people-ing. Card

Description: For those days when you have to have conversations with people

Tags: awkward, awkwardness, adulting, peopling, jokes
Style Boyz Card

Description: Let me see that Donkey Roll I'm a Style Boy 4 life.

Tags: popstar, donkey roll, snl, hot rod, brooklyn nine nine
Buc Nasty "Nastiest Hater" 2000 Card

Description: The Playa Haters Ball featuring Buc Nasty and Silky Johnson

Tags: buc nasty, nastiest hater, playa haters ball, time haters, hater
Dr, Dre & Snoop '92 - for President Card

Description: it's like this and like that and like this and uh

Tags: compton, president, chronic, snoop, dre
Bel-Air Academy #14 - vintage basketball Card

Description: Five star high school basketball recruit out of Bel-Air Academy

Tags: jersey, carlton, basketball, beverly hills, california
Coffee is for closers Card

Description: and also for me

Tags: coffee lover gift, coffee is for closers, caffeine, boiler room, always be closing
Bone Apple Tea Card

Description: Legendary.

Tags: food, moron, dinner, bone app the teeth, enjoy your meal
Big Ditka Energy Card

Description: The best kind of energy

Tags: walter payton, football, justin fields, bear down, shufflin crew
Coffee is for closers Card

Description: and also for me

Tags: alec baldwin, coffee is for closers, boiler room, always be closing, glengarry glen ross
Baewatch Card

Description: Be a legend with this

Tags: california, salt bae meme, baywatch, sexy, baybitch
My Ditka is Bigger Than Your Ditka Card

Description: Big Ditka Energy

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, big ditka, chicago
Anti-Social Extrovert Card

Description: yes

Tags: depression, personality, introverted, kendrick lamar, introvert
Broseph Stalin Card

Description: Hey bro

Tags: ussr, stalin, soviet union, communism, joseph stalin
Dr. Dre and Snoop '92 Card

Description: it's like this and like that and like this and uh

Tags: dre, snoop dogg, 90s, 90s hip hop, chronic
Do you want to learn to play recorder?  No Thanks Card

Description: No thanks No thanks No thanks No thanks

Tags: funny, teacher, flute, school, music
OPE! I'm just gonna sneak right past ya Card

Description: I said "OPE!" when I accidentally closed the file on this design. The Midwest is in my DNA.

Tags: green bay, illinois, indiana, iowa, language
Ope! I'm just gonna sneak right past ya and grab some ranch Card

Description: The most Midwest thing you can possibly say. I have literally heard this exact phrase in Wisconsin.

Tags: green bay, illinois, indiana, iowa, language
Conner 4 Real Card

Description: Underrated and hilarious and awesome movie

Tags: hunter the hungry, hot rod, jorma, donkey roll, connquest
Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the masters champion Card

Description: Never gets old.

Tags: masters, green, bushwood, golfer, chevy chase
Back off Warchild Card

Description: Seriously.

Tags: fbi agent, robbery, dead presidents, bodhi, keanu reeves
Hello my name is David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? Card

Description: I still laugh at this. This skit shouldn't be as funny as it is, but it just works.

Tags: hanks, easy costume, david s pumpkins, tom hanks, nametag
Mid Range Assassin Card

Description: Long live the mid-range

Tags: shoot, kawhi leonard, demar derozan, derozan, kobe
Nobody f***s with the Jesus Card

Description: When bowling, you must obey this rule

Tags: bowler, bowling, bowling ball, bowling team, donny
The Wonderboy Bat Company - The Natural Card

Description: We will make you a bat out of wood from trees that have been struck by lightning that might have mystical powers. Since 1939

Tags: legend, knights, wonderboy, new york, the whammer
Your a idiot (oh wait) Card

Description: Hopefully you get the joke...otherwise you might be....

Tags: grammar, twitter, stupid, moron, correcting your grammar
The Wonderboy Bat Company - modern vintage logo Card

Description: We will make you a bat out of wood from trees that have been struck by lightning that might have mystical powers. Since 1939

Tags: bat, wonderboy, baseball, yankees, baseball bat
Surf Nicaragua Card

Description: Real Genius, a somewhat forgotten 80's classic

Tags: weird, surfing, geek, real genius, 80s movies
So you're telling me there's a chance Card

Description: What are the chances of a guy like you, and a girl like me.....wait....

Tags: 90s movies, ace ventura, aspen, california, chance
I saw the sign, but it didn't open up my eyes. They were open, cause I saw it. Card

Description: Had to do it.

Tags: funny, saw the sign, funny quote, base, funny gift
PAPYRUS Card

Description: Still a top 5 sketch for me on SNL

Tags: skit, undertale, avatar, graphic designer, type
Nailed it. Card

Description: Hammerhead sharks are f*cking awesome.

Tags: nailed it, hammer, nails, hammerhead, work
Oops I crapped my pants Card

Description: It happens

Tags: britney spears, crap, funny, humor, old
Game, Blouses Card

Description: The greatest ending to a basketball game possibly ever.

Tags: minnesota, timberwolves, chappelle show, prince, chappelle
Earth to Meekus Card

Description: Blue steel? One Look? Can't turn left?

Tags: derelicte, obey my dog, male model, earth, magnum
Duck, Duck, Goose Card

Description: Legendary game.

Tags: f 16, kids, top gun, tom cruise, duck duck goose

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