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McDowell's - Home of the Big Mick - vintage logo Card

Description: Est. 1988 Queens, NY I would eat there.

Tags: 80s, america, coming to america movie, eddie murphy, fast food
So Good News, I Saw a Dog Today - Elf Card

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: funny christmas, dogs, puppy, elf, dog lover
Chubbs Peterson Memorial Golf Tournament - Est. 1996 Card

Description: It's all in the hips

Tags: adam sandler, alligator, billy madison, chubbs, chubbs peterson
Miyagi-Do Karate   Reseda - Okinawa Est. 1984 Card

Description: The best dojo in California

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, all valley karate championship, cobra kai, daniel san
Grill Guy Card

Description: Okay he was much more than a grill guy, but once I heard a kid say "George Foreman, the grill guy?" And it made me laugh

Tags: 4th of july, 70s, bbq, boxer, boxing
Is your team blessed by the Pope? Card

Description: Because the Chicago White Sox are

Tags: baseball, blessed, catholic, chicago, da pope
Just tell me what you want me to f*ck!!! Card

Description: Seriously Macgruber is such an underrated comedy movie

Tags: andy samberg, comedy, dirty joke, funny, funny movie
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English. - Munetaka Murakami Card

Description: Murakami is a legend. Please make a White Sox player for life.

Tags: baseball, chicago, comiskey park, i am japanese, japan
Is your team blessed by the Pope? Card

Description: Because the Chicago White Sox are

Tags: baseball, blessed, catholic, chicago, chicago white sox
Luciano Pavarotti Card

Description: Not sure I can think of anything funnier than this

Tags: 70s, dad joke, funny, italian, italy
I may not be a cowboy, but this ain't my first f*ckin' rodeo Card

Description: Case Keenum instant Chicago Bears legend

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, case keenum
Habitual Line Stepper Card

Description: We all know this person

Tags: chappelle, chappelle show, charlie murphy, cocaine, crack
I am Japaneeeese!!! Card

Description: Sox side

Tags: baseball, chicago, comiskey park, i am japanese, japan
if you go into a sperm bank with 2 broken hands, they legally have to jerk you off. Card

Description: This is legal

Tags: absurd, absurd humor, comedy, funny, funny quote
I'm making short term goals when the weather folds Card

Description: Can't knock the hustle

Tags: blueprint, cant knock the hustle, goat, hip hop, hiphop
Let's do hood rat sh*t Card

Description: Lets do hoodrat things with my friends

Tags: atlanta, best friends, birthday, black, black culture
Phil Dunphy Real Estate Card

Description: "Not just another realtor, a man who cares!"

Tags: claire dunphy, comedy, dad, dunphy, family
Time to go pound some Kunth Card

Description: What a great movie

Tags: action movies, andy samberg, comedy, hot rod, jorma
Arnold is numero uno Card

Description: Icon.

Tags: 70s, arnold, arnold is numero uno, bodybuilding, cyberdyne systems
Demamp Camp Card

Description: I miss Workaholics

Tags: adam demamp, adam devine, blake, bodybuilder, bodybuilding
Bluth Company Card

Description: Real estate agent

Tags: arrested development, banana stand, bluth company, california, george bluth
I may not be a cowboy, but this ain't my first f#ckin' rodeo! Card

Description: Case Keenum instant Chicago Bears legend

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, case keenum
I am myself, like you somehow Card

Description: Release me

Tags: 90s, 90s music, 90s rock, at home drawing pictures, better man
I may not be a cowboy, but this ain't my first fuckin' rodeo! Card

Description: Case Keenum instant Chicago Bears legend

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, case keenum
I'm making short term goals when the weather folds Card

Description: Can't knock the hustle

Tags: blueprint, cant knock the hustle, goat, hip hop, hiphop
Let the bodies hit the floor Card

Description: I still love this

Tags: birthday, bodies, college, funny, funny birthday
I love Toxic Waste Card

Description: Iconic

Tags: 80s, comedy, geek, i love toxic waste, iceman
Mister Robinson's Neighborhood Card

Description: One of the all-time classic vintage sketches

Tags: black, black culture, comedy, mcdowells, mister robinsons neighborhood
Biffco - vintage logo Card

Description: BiffCo Enterprises, or simply BiffCo, was the enterprise founded by Biff Tannen after having made millions successfully betting on horse races with help of the Grays Sports Almanac in the Biffhorrific timeline

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, biff, biff tannen, biffco
Ken Griffey Jr.  Rookie Card Card

Description: The most iconic baseball card of my childhood

Tags: 90s, baseball, baseball card, baseball player, cards
Muddy Waters & Band:  One Night Only - vintage blues Card

Description: In person "The Hoochie Coochie Man"

Tags: band, blues, blues rock, chicago blues, classic rock
Real men wear black Card

Description: my everyday outfit

Tags: black, bo jackson, bo knows, clothes, fashion
All my homies hate the Packers Card

Description: Since '86 really

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
Just tell me what you want me to f*ck!! Card

Description: Seriously, Macgruber is such an underrated comedy movie

Tags: andy samberg, comedy, dirty joke, funny, funny movie
Drake Maybe Card

Description: Mayyyyyeeeebe 2nd year slump

Tags: buffalo bills, dolphins, drake maybe, football, football lover
Drake Maybe Card

Description: Mayyyyyeeeebe 2nd year slump

Tags: buffalo bills, dolphins, drake maybe, football, football lover

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