Cards

Description: Kinda true.

Description: Cult classic.

Description: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" —Derek Zoolander

Description: "If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish." - Cousin Eddie

Description: “I am the smartest man alive!”

Description: Very true.

Description: The Drip King

Description: Look at her butt, it is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie of all time?

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Description: The art of the crop

Description: Still a classic.

Description: True story.

Description: Ron has been busy sculpting his guns

Description: True story.

Description: Most quoted line of the entire movie?

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Description: It's got electrolytes Idiocracy should be required viewing

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Description: Legend.

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Description: bros being bros

Description: Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Description: Everybody's got to hear the sh*t on W-Balls! Since 1993

Description: Stop procrastinating

Description: It's the truth

Description: Gotta have me my Boats ’n hoes

Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make you want a cocktail

Description: Somehow this just works.

Description: Sears portrait

Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make you want a cocktail

Description: Stop procrastinating

Description: It's the truth

Description: Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day