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Cock Tapestry

Description: This is a factual representation

Tags: animal, big cock, chicken, cocky, college
Tiny Dinky Daffy 1927 - 2019 Tapestry

Description: Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver In Memoriam

Tags: baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Gator don't play no shit Tapestry

Description: ya feel me?

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Polk High Football 1966 City Champions Tapestry

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
Please be patient, I'm a moron. Tapestry

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Tags: customer service, funny, idiot, ironic, learning
Please be patient, I'm a moron Tapestry

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Tags: customer service, funny, idiot, ironic, learning
Cork Soakers Wine Club - We love to soak the cork Tapestry

Description: An absolute classic SNL skit where everyone breaks

Tags: cork soaker, funny wine, jimmy fallon, red wine, saturday night live
Skibidi Toilet Rizz Ohio Tapestry

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: elementary school, funny, game, high school, kids
Skibidi Toilet Rizz Ohio Tapestry

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: elementary school, funny, game, high school, kids
Medium Dick Energy Tapestry

Description: Better to be average. Not too big not too small

Tags: bde, big dick, big dick energy, cock, confidence
I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day Tapestry

Description: I'm freakin' pumped!

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, brooklyn 99, caffeine, cool beans
I would rather starve than eat your bread Tapestry

Description: Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed

Tags: 90s, alive, corduroy, dissident, eddie vedder
SLUTS - Sexy Ladies Under Tremendous Stress Tapestry

Description: Too much stress!

Tags: anime girl, babes, funny girl, girls, porn
Medium Dick Energy Tapestry

Description: Honesty is the best policy. Better to be average.

Tags: bde, big dick, big dick energy, cock, confidence
Merica Tapestry

Description: A vintage American eagle vintage design with Merica. Just what the fireworks ordered.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, bald eagle
Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Tapestry

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american eagle, american flag
Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Tapestry

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, american, american eagle, american flag, eagle
Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Tapestry

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, american, american eagle, american flag, eagle
The british blew a 13 Colony lead Tapestry

Description: It's like going 0 for 10 in a game 7. Or being up 3-0 in a playoff series. Or having a thirteen run lead in baseball and blowing it.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, british, british blew
Circuit City - Where Service is State of the Art Tapestry

Description: Late 80's vintage logo for this iconic electronics store

Tags: 80s, 90s, circuit, computers, electronics
Club Aqua Tapestry

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
Polk High Football - 4 touchdowns in one game Al Bundy Tapestry

Description: City Champions 1966. A vintage design for the High school football city champion legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
Polk High Football 4 touchdowns in one game - Al Bundy Tapestry

Description: A vintage design for the High school football city champion legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
I drink your milkshake Tapestry

Description: Daniel Plainview - oilman, milkshake drinker

Tags: california, daniel day lewis, daniel plainview, drill, gangs of new york
Springfield Monorail - Est. 1993 Tapestry

Description: Electrified Better than Shelbyville

Tags: bart, donuts, homer, homer simpson, lyle lanley
Air will be Bud Tapestry

Description: There are mash up designs, and then there is this brilliant piece of basketball dunking dog over flaming oil rig art.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, air bud, air will be bud, basketball
Air will be Bud Tapestry

Description: There are mash up designs, and then there is this brilliant piece of basketball dunking dog over flaming oil rig art.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, air will be bud, basketball, california
I'm so good your mom claps for me Tapestry

Description: We all know the kid who puts on the I'm so perfect act

Tags: award, bad kid, claps, funny, funny mom
po-po Tapestry

Description: What did this mean when you were a kid?

Tags: arrest, cop, cops, funny, funny kids
I'm Bigfoot Bitch - Happy 4th of July Tapestry

Description: I have to think that Bigfoot is a big USA guy, and also swears a lot. A perfect funny and weird Merica party design.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bigfoot, britney
I'll be fine after this coffee Tapestry

Description: We've all felt this way. Super tired, lack of sleep, maybe hungover, and you drink a cup of coffee and somehow you still feel like this skeleton but now just wired.

Tags: alcohol, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee drinks, cup of coffee
B.D.S.M. - Bees do so much for the environment Tapestry

Description: They do!

Tags: bdsm, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees do so much, bumblebee
About to Goblin Mode Tapestry

Description: There are so many situations that this fits with.

Tags: cute, food, funny, funny panda, funny weird
This is a no flex zone Tapestry

Description: No flexing allowed

Tags: bench, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, commercial, fitness
You can't spell SAUSAGE without USA Tapestry

Description: Merica loves sausage

Tags: 4th of july, america, bbq, brats, dad
Polk High Football 1966 City Champions - vintage Tapestry

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey

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