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Wacky D and Sunshine - Did I mention before that I can dance? Tapestry

Description: This has been stuck in my head since 1993.

Tags: 90s, charlie murphy, chris rock, compton, dr dre
Randy Marsh 2024 Tapestry

Description: I thought this was America

Tags: 2024, america, american, cartman, colorado
Certified Boogeyman Tapestry

Description: Wop wop wop

Tags: boogeyman, california, certified boogeyman, compton, dot
Certified Boogeyman Tapestry

Description: Wop wop wop

Tags: boogeyman, california, certified boogeyman, compton, dot
Lighten up Francis Tapestry

Description: 1981 classic comedy. If you know you know.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, army, bill murray, comedy
Lighten Up Francis Tapestry

Description: 1981 classic comedy. If you know you know.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, army, bill murray, comedy
Are you not entertained? Tapestry

Description: Classic line. Classic movie.

Tags: ancient rome, are you not entertained, caesar, colliseum, history
Crockett & Tubbs 1984 Tapestry

Description: You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in.

Tags: 1984, 80s, cartel, crockett, election
Bill the Butcher's Deli & Butcher Shop Since 1846 Tapestry

Description: You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. A vintage logo for an iconic movie character William Cutting

Tags: american, butcher, daniel day lewis, dead rabbits, five points
The British blew a 13 colony lead Tapestry

Description: It's like going 0 for 10 in a game 7. Or being up 3-0 in a playoff series. Or having a thirteen run lead in baseball and blowing it.

Tags: 4th of july, american flag, british, british blew, constitution
Carnac The Magnificent - Sis Boom Bah Tapestry

Description: Iconic character. Weird, wild stuff.

Tags: 70s, 80s, carnac, carson, comedian
The Driving Crooner Tapestry

Description: I gotta figure out how to make money off this

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
You're not part of the Turbo Team Tapestry

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
I am very very sneaky Tapestry

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Tags: adam sandler, adam sandler movie, billy madison, butler, deeds pizza
Jackie Treehorn Productions - Malibu, CA - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: A vintage sunset and palm tree logo design for an iconic movie producer from the Big Lebowski

Tags: bowling, california, coen brothers, hollywood, jackie treehorn
It's Turbo Time! Tapestry

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Bill the Butcher - Deli & Butcher Shop - New York Tapestry

Description: You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. A vintage logo for an iconic movie character William Cutting

Tags: american, bill the butcher, butcher, daniel day lewis, dead rabbits
Abraham Liftin' Tapestry

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Tags: 4th of july, america, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, funny lifting
Erm....What the Sigma Tapestry

Description: For the kids

Tags: erm, erm what the sigma, fanum tax, fortnite, funny meme
Lebowski '24 - This aggression will not stand, man Tapestry

Description: Vote for the dude in 2024

Tags: 2024, big lebowski, bowling, election, lebowski
Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all. Tapestry

Description: If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

Tags: bones are their money, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks.... Tapestry

Description: And I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

Tags: bones are their money, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Back away banana breath, what the hell did you just eat? A banana? Tapestry

Description: Classic burn

Tags: banana breath, bones are their money, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Back away banana breath - what the hell did you just eat? a banana? Tapestry

Description: The best HR training burn

Tags: banana breath, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Tammy Craps Tapestry

Description: She doesn't have farts in her head anymore! Must be over 60lbs

Tags: baby of the year, bones are their money, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Tammy Craps - She still craps. She still lies. Tapestry

Description: And she doesn't have farts in her head anymore!

Tags: chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Erm What the Sigma? Tapestry

Description: For the kids

Tags: erm, erm what the sigma, fanum tax, fortnite, funny meme
I survived the Oregon Trail Tapestry

Description: Legendary computer game.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
I am very very sneaky Tapestry

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Tags: billy madison, butler, deeds pizza, happy gilmore, john turturro
Speaker City - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: 6 locations "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Tags: boats and hoes, college, comedy, frank the tank, fraternity
Abraham Liftin' - USA! Tapestry

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Tags: 4th of july, america, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, funny lifting
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Classic recurring SNL cartoon skit from the 90s

Tags: 90s, ace and gary, car, cartoon, comedy
History Buff - George Washington Tapestry

Description: Just gettin' in some curls for the old red white and blue

Tags: 4th of july, america, bodybuilding, fitness, funny lifting
Erm What the Sigma? Tapestry

Description: For the kids

Tags: erm, erm what the sigma, fanum tax, fortnite, funny meme
Speaker City - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Tags: boats and hoes, college, comedy, frank the tank, fraternity
Pimp Trick Gangsta Clique Tapestry

Description: They got some good CDs

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, andre 3000, aquemini, atlanta

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