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Spider pig, spider pig Tapestry

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge
Sam "Ace" Rothstein - Food & Beverage Tangiers Hotel & Casino Tapestry

Description: Las Vegas, Nevada Shoulda stayed in Food and Beverage

Tags: ace, aces high, casino, gambling, goodfellas
If you ain't first, you're last - Ricky Bobby Tapestry

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween
Please allow myself to introduce myself Tapestry

Description: my name is Ritchie Cunningham and this my wife...Oprah

Tags: 90s, allow me to introduce myself, dr evil, funny, halloween
I am the smartest man alive! Tapestry

Description: Billy passed the 3rd grade

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison quote, blue duck, chlorophyll
Saint Dorothy Mantooth Tapestry

Description: DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT!

Tags: brick tamland, comedy, dodgeball, dorothy mantooth, dorothy mantooth was a saint
TABLES! Tapestry

Description: What's her job? It's just TABLES!

Tags: bart harley jarvis, brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Lincoln Hawk's Arm Wrestling & Truck Driving School - Since 1987 Tapestry

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, boxing, hawk and son, lincoln hawk trucking
Cramblin Duvet Advertising - Detroiters Tapestry

Description: A modern vintage retro take on the most iconic Detroit advertising agency in tv history (according to me).

Tags: ad agency, advertising, coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet
Lincoln Hawk's Arm Wrestling School - Since 1987 Tapestry

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, boxing, hawk and son, lincoln hawk trucking
Cat ladies for Kamala Tapestry

Description: Don't mess with a cat lady

Tags: cat, cat ladies, cat ladies for kamala, cat lady funny, cat lover
Cat ladies for Kamala Tapestry

Description: Don't mess with a cat lady

Tags: cat, cat ladies, cat ladies for kamala, cat lady funny, cat lover
I will kick Jurass Tapestry

Description: Jurassic

Tags: dino, dinosaur, dinosaur lover, fight, funny dinosaur
I love it when a plan comes together - A-Team Tapestry

Description: Just 4 guys on the run from the military, helping people along the way. What a great show.

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, a team van, ba baracus, baracus
I pity the fool! Tapestry

Description: Just 4 guys on the run from the military, helping people along the way. What a great show.

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, a team van, ba baracus, baracus
Roy Donk - King of the Tuk Tuk Sound Tapestry

Description: Live in concert. Jazz legend.

Tags: brians hat, coffin flop, colgate comedy hour, corncob tv, dan flashes
AURA Tapestry

Description: If you see it you know it If you have it you know it

Tags: aesthetic, atmosphere, basketball, charisma, energy
Lincoln Hawk's Arm Wrestling & Truck Driving School - Since 1987 Tapestry

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, boxing, hawk and son, lincoln hawk trucking
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Tapestry

Description: Good Moth******ing beer! It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: beer, chappelle show, dave chappelle, drinking, drunk
Juice is temporary, Sauce is forever Tapestry

Description: Facts only

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, aesthetic, alpha, aura
Everything has chains, absolutely nothings changed Tapestry

Description: I would rather starve than eat your bread

Tags: 90s, alive, corduroy, dissident, eddie vedder
Crockett & Tubbs '84 Tapestry

Description: You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in.

Tags: 1984, 80s, cartel, crockett, dade county
Crockett & Tubbs Miami Tapestry

Description: 80's Miami Dade County South Florida Vibes

Tags: 80s, 80s vibe, art deco, crockett, dan marino
Shoulders Chest Pants Shoes Tapestry

Description: Gas tank on E, but all drinks on me

Tags: atlanta, boosie, dirty south, georgia, hip hop
Troubled Souls Unite Tapestry

Description: We got ourselves tonight One of my favorite lyrics

Tags: 90s, alive, dissident, eddie vedder, jeremy
Your bone structure gives my bone structure Tapestry

Description: A boner. That's what I'm talking about here.

Tags: adult, attractive, beautiful, bone structure, boner
AURA Tapestry

Description: If you see it you know it If you have it you know it

Tags: aesthetic, atmosphere, basketball, charisma, cool
I drive a Dodge Stratus Tapestry

Description: Legendary family dinner skit

Tags: anchorman, dad, dodge, dodge stratus, family dinner
Hello my name is Barry McCockiner Tapestry

Description: Hi Barry nice to meet you

Tags: bachelor party, bachelorette party, dad, dirty joke, fathers day
Hello my name is Wilma Dickfit Tapestry

Description: Well, will it?

Tags: bachelor party, bachelorette party, dad, dirty joke, fathers day
Comic Sans is the PT Cruiser of fonts Tapestry

Description: Truth

Tags: cars, comic sans, creative, cruiser, design humor
Comic Sans is the PT Cruiser of fonts Tapestry

Description: Truth

Tags: cars, creative, cruiser, design humor, designer
Chet Ripley's Steakhouse Est. 1988 Tapestry

Description: Home of the Old 96'er Lake Pechoggin, WI

Tags: 80s movie, bears, chet ripley, dan ackroyd, duluth
New York Knights - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The NY Knights picked up a 35 year old minor leaguer named Roy Hobbs, and the rest is history.

Tags: babe ruth, baseball, field of dreams, knights, logo
Wacky D is in the House Tapestry

Description: Did I mention before that I can dance? This has been stuck in my head since 1993.

Tags: 90s, chappelle show, charlie murphy, chris rock, compton
Are you not entertained? Tapestry

Description: Classic line. Classic movie.

Tags: ancient rome, are you not entertained, caesar, colliseum, history

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