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Harry & Lloyd - Put out the Vibe Tapestry

Description: Vibe legends.

Tags: aspen, dumb dumber, harry, harry and lloyd, i got worms
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, and stars fill my dream Tapestry

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Tags: zeppelin, sunset, going to california, sun, vintage
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Tapestry

Description: I do what I can because I'm Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Underrated classic vintage skit

Tags: blues brothers, coneheads, dan akroyd, dan aykroyd, fred garvin
It's April in the D Tapestry

Description: 3 leagues 1 dream baseball, basketball, hockey

Tags: april in the d, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, de2roit, detroit lions
Kevin's Famous Chili - The Office Tapestry

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: scotts tots, rabies fun run, office, pam, jim halpert
Ahoy Polloi Tapestry

Description: Hoi polloi is a term for the common folk. Spaulding throws out one of the most legendary snobby, country club burns with his "ahoy polloi" line.

Tags: ahoy polloi, boating, bushwood, chevy chase, christmas vacation
De2roit Tapestry

Description: Detroit. But the 2 is the T. Comedy legends.

Tags: april in the d, coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes
Ahoy Polloi Tapestry

Description: Hoi polloi is a term for the common folk. Spaulding throws out one of the most legendary snobby, country club burns with his "ahoy polloi" line.

Tags: ahoy polloi, boating, bushwood, chevy chase, christmas vacation
Eat your damn oatmeal Tapestry

Description: Legend.

Tags: grandpa, 80s tv show, diabeetus, wilford brimley line, oatmeal
In my life, I love you more Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: beatles art, i love you, in my life, valentines day, love
Get me on the court and I'm trouble. Last week... Tapestry

Description: Today was a good day.

Tags: 90s hip hop, basketball, california, compton, dr dre
Where be your nutcracker? Tapestry

Description: All time rewatchable ITYSL skit. King of the tuk tuk sound. Just make sure the gazpacho is not boiling hot.

Tags: brians hat, coffin flop, colgate comedy hour, corncob tv, dan flashes
No barking from the dog, No Smog, and mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Tapestry

Description: I was glad everything had worked out

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, bacon, california, compton
Here we fucking go again... I mean, good morning Tapestry

Description: We've all been there

Tags: breakfast, colorado, espresso, fuck, funny
Vaughn & Taylor & Dorn & Hayes & Cerrano. Tapestry

Description: Ricky Vaughn, Jake Taylor, Roger Dorn, Willie Mays Hayes, and Pedro Cerrano. The perfect baseball movie with the perfect names design.

Tags: baseball, baseball movie, california penal league, cerrano, charlie sheen
Lebowski '24 Tapestry

Description: Vote for the dude in 2024

Tags: 2024, america, big lebowski, bowling, election
Get in Loser - we're going to die of dysentery Tapestry

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
Where be your nutcracker? Tapestry

Description: All time rewatchable ITYSL skit. King of the tuk tuk sound. Just make sure the gazpacho is not boiling hot.

Tags: brians hat, coffin flop, colgate comedy hour, corncob tv, dan flashes
No barking from the dog, no smog, and mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Tapestry

Description: I was glad everything had worked out

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, california, compton, dr dre
If you ain't first you're last - Ricky Bobby Tapestry

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween, i piss excellence
We're here to fuck shit up Tapestry

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: anchorman, boats, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, doback huff 2020
I Piss Excellence Tapestry

Description: You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, formula 1, formula one, i piss excellence
I piss excellence Tapestry

Description: You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, formula 1, formula one, i piss excellence
T-T-T-Today Junior! Tapestry

Description: Billy passed the 3rd grade --

Tags: 90s movies, adam sandler, billy madison quote, borophyll, happy gilmore
Rufio - based Tapestry

Description: Rufio might be the most underrated movie character of the 90's

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, bangarang, based, captain hook
Bangarang Tapestry

Description: Rufio might be the most underrated movie character of the 90's

Tags: 90s, bangarang, captain hook, hook, lost boys
Tasty Time Vids - new funny videos every Friday Tapestry

Description: Frankenstein's chick

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Cosmic Gumbo - I think you should leave Santa Claus Tapestry

Description: Kind of moves to beat of jazz, a cosmic gumbo Just don't mention Crashmore's other job - being Santa

Tags: christmas, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, cosmic gumbo
T-T-T-Today Junior! Tapestry

Description: Billy passed the 3rd grade --

Tags: 90s movies, adam sandler, billy madison quote, borophyll, happy gilmore
Cat Lady Tapestry

Description: Don't mess with a cat lady

Tags: cat, cat ladies, cat ladies for kamala, cat lady funny, cat lover
Cosmic Gumbo - I think you should leave Santa Claus Tapestry

Description: Kind of moves to beat of jazz, a cosmic gumbo Just don't mention Crashmore's other job - being Santa

Tags: christmas, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, cosmic gumbo
You have died of dysentery Tapestry

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
Tasty Time Vids - new funny videos every friday Tapestry

Description: Frankenstein's chick

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig Tapestry

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig Tapestry

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge
Spider pig, spider pig Tapestry

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge

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