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MacMillan Toys Tapestry

Description: From the legendary 1988 movie BIG

Tags: 80s, forrest gump, job, josh baskin, kids
Greenway Press - Elf Tapestry

Description: A vintage logo from the fiction Elf publisher

Tags: angry elf, buddy elf, buddy the elf, bye buddy, christmas
F*ck them boats Tapestry

Description: Killer whales, working as a pod, have been known to attack and sink boats.

Tags: boating, boats, cute whale, fishing, funny whale
Employee of the month at the dick sucking factory Tapestry

Description: Month after month

Tags: coworker, dick sucking, dick sucking factory, dirty joke, dirty mind
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo. Tapestry

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, golf
Rules for ordering Fully Loaded Nachos Tapestry

Description: If you order nachos to share, one person can't take all the ones with meat and stuff.

Tags: brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo. Tapestry

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, gold jacket
Punky QB known as Williams Tapestry

Description: The new punky QB. There is hope. Daaaaaa Bears.

Tags: bears, caleb, chicago, chicago bears, da bears
Saturday Faturday Tapestry

Description: Ready to eat

Tags: cat, cat lady, chubby, cute, dessert
Panda Watch! Tapestry

Description: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Tags: brian fantana, brick tamland, champ kind, kind of a big deal, panda
Where the fuck is my son? Tapestry

Description: Seriously, where is he?

Tags: best dad, dad, dory, father, fathers day
Trying my best Tapestry

Description: Courtesy of morning coffee

Tags: caffeine, coffee, cup of coffee, doing my best, funny
Trying my best Tapestry

Description: Sometimes that's all you can do

Tags: 70s, borg, doing my best, funny, john mcenroe
Beverly Hills - vintage sign Tapestry

Description: That's where I want to be

Tags: 90201, axel foley, beverly hills california, beverly hills cop, cali
Moist Tapestry

Description: So many girls love this word...okay not really

Tags: funny thanksgiving, girlfriend, girls, humor, i like it moist
Midnight Toker Tapestry

Description: Smoker, joker, midnight toker

Tags: 420, baked, bonfire, cannabis, cannabis lover
Beggin' for a peggin' Tapestry

Description: Double entendre

Tags: beggin for a peggin, bisexual, cracker, cracker barrel, gay
TimoThee & JayQuellin & DeeNice & Balakay & A-Aron. Tapestry

Description: All kids named Blake need to be called Balakay The best funny names skit I can think of

Tags: aaron, back to school, blake, funny, get out
Liiiiike a glove Tapestry

Description: When parking anything a car, a golf cart, a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter, whatever - you must say this

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
Liiiiiike a glove Tapestry

Description: When parking anything a car, a golf cart, a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter, whatever - you must say this

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber
Work it Bitch Tapestry

Description: Otho actually had some pretty good design ideas.

Tags: 80s, beetlegeuse, designer, fashion, gay
Heads Up 7 Up Tapestry

Description: Classic kids game that we used to play in school at our desks

Tags: 7up, 80s, back to school, classic game, grade school
Surfing is my religion Tapestry

Description: Surf style is the best style

Tags: beach, bodhi, california, hawaii, huntington beach
Living the dream Tapestry

Description: Pablo

Tags: basketball, dream, funny, happiness, hip hop
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Tapestry

Description: It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: ipa, red sox, boston, chappelle, dave chappelle
My Maserati does 185 Tapestry

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, drivers license, ferrari
Stop being such a Sigma Rizzler Tapestry

Description: When your rizz is level 1000

Tags: back to school, grade school, high school, middle school, ohio
CHODE Jeans - They're jeans for a chode Tapestry

Description: 54" waist, 10" length Made in the USA

Tags: baby of the year, brians hat, calico cut pants, chode jeans, chunky
Chode Jeans - they're jeans for a chode Tapestry

Description: 54" waist, 10" length Made in the USA

Tags: baby of the year, brians hat, calico cut pants, chode jeans, chunky
Allow me to reintroduce myself Tapestry

Description: My name is Hov! H to the OV

Tags: 444, allow me to reintroduce myself, blueprint, brooklyn, chappelle
Tenderoni Tapestry

Description: 80s and 90s slang A roni

Tags: 80s, 80s hip hop, 90s, 90s hip hop, black
Oh Behave Tapestry

Description: I can hear the intro song when I look at this design

Tags: 90s, comedy, dr evil, mike myers, mini me
AB Alpha Beta 1984 - vintage fraternity Revenge of the Nerds Tapestry

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!

Tags: college, 80s movies, 80s, omega mu, frat
Kick his ass Seabass Tapestry

Description: Seabass said that?

Tags: 69, 90s, ace ventura, aspen, dumb and dumber quote
Kinda hot in these rhinos Tapestry

Description: My favorite scene in any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, comedy
Dr. Evil - "my childhood was typical..." Tapestry

Description: Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really.

Tags: 90s, austin powers, doctor evil, evil, frickin idiots

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