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Don "Bon" Darley - King of the dirty songs Tapestry

Description: Underrated skit

Tags: bones are their money, brians hat, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Just tap it in, Just give it a little tap, Tap tap taparoo Tapestry

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, golf
Boyd Aviation - it’s all ball bearings these days Tapestry

Description: Established in 1987. Legendary company.

Tags: funny, movie, steak sandwich, dr rosen, ball bearings
Pizza Slut Tapestry

Description: Every college girl

Tags: 80s, bachelorette party, chicago, food, hot dog
Not fast, not furious Tapestry

Description: Sloths are the best

Tags: cute sloth, fast and furious, funny sloth, lazy, nature
No coffin please, just wet wet mud Tapestry

Description: I laugh every time

Tags: bones are their money, brians hat, club aqua, coffin flop, corncob tv
No coffin please, just wet wet mud Tapestry

Description: I laugh every time

Tags: bones are their money, brians hat, club aqua, coffin flop, corncob tv
Free hand jobs Tapestry

Description: They're free though.

Tags: blow job, dick, funny, funny plumber, gay
We know who the real Goat is - 23 Tapestry

Description: The greatest of all time

Tags: 23, 90s, basketball, basketball lover, chicago bulls
Powered by ADHD Tapestry

Description: Superpower!

Tags: actually autistic, anxiety, aspergers, attention, autistic
Levels of Midwestern Anger Tapestry

Description: When you here "Listen here pal" you know tensions are at peak midwest levels. Ope

Tags: chicago, for petes sake, green bay, hold your horses, illinois
Levels of Midwestern Anger Tapestry

Description: When you here "Listen here pal" you know tensions are at peak midwest levels. Ope

Tags: chicago, for petes sake, hold your horses, illinois, indiana
Lehman Brothers - Head of Risk Management Tapestry

Description: Gotta love those subprime mortgage backed securities

Tags: bear stearns, trader, stocks, hedge fund, wall street
Gekko & Co - Wall Street - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Gekko & Co. - legendary WallStreet firm Investments Manhattan, New York Est. 1969

Tags: bud fox, michael douglas, new york, charlie sheen, lunch is for wimps
Shooter McGavin 2024 Tapestry

Description: I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

Tags: 2024, 90s, adam sandler, ben stiller, billy madison
ALPHA MALE Tapestry

Description: Ironic

Tags: alpha, bear, buff, funny, funny unicorn
Shooter McGavin 2024 - for president Tapestry

Description: I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

Tags: 2024, 90s, adam sandler, ben stiller, billy madison
I want you to put the word out there that we back up Tapestry

Description: The best quote

Tags: baltimore, baltimore orioles, baltimore ravens, idris elba, maryland
Duncan's Toy Chest - Home Alone toy store Tapestry

Description: A vintage logo for the best toy store in New York City

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, duncans toy chest, home alone quote, kevin mccallister
FREE HAND JOBS Tapestry

Description: Free tho

Tags: blow job, college, college girls, dating, drunk
Waterbury Open 1996 - Happy Gilmore Tapestry

Description: It's all in the hips Vintage golf logo

Tags: adam sandler, augusta, billy madison, chubbs, chubbs peterson
Mandrake Falls Fire Department Tapestry

Description: From the classic Adam Sandler comedy - Mr. Deeds

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, comedy, deeds
Sorry I'm late, I was cranking my hog Tapestry

Description: Might actually be true

Tags: always late, always late but worth the wait, cranking, cranking my hog, funny
IRISH - vintage design Tapestry

Description: it works.

Tags: acdc, angus young, beer, chicago, dublin
Vaya Con Dios Tapestry

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, bells beach, bodhi, california, god
Greenway Press - Elf Tapestry

Description: A vintage logo from the fiction Elf publisher

Tags: angry elf, buddy elf, buddy the elf, bye buddy, christmas
Philosophers only want one thing, and it's f*cking discussing Tapestry

Description: They're always discussing

Tags: aristotle, dad joke, dirty joke, discussion, disgusting
Turd Ferguson 2024 Tapestry

Description: Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name The Washington DC candidate who will be the funniest

Tags: 2024, comedian, comedy, democrat, election
Philosophers only want one thing, and it's fucking discussing Tapestry

Description: They're always discussing

Tags: aristotle, dirty joke, discussion, disgusting, dudes
Everything I don't like is rigged Tapestry

Description: And I'm going to whine about it

Tags: aging, boomer, capitalism, complain, conspiracy
Shake and Bake - Ricky Bobby & Cal Naughton Jr. Tapestry

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween
Jamie Taco - Actor - Nobody says their lines faster than me Tapestry

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Jamie Taco - Actor - "nobody says their lines faster than me" Tapestry

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's Tapestry

Description: The perfect funny birthday gift for anyone from the old ages

Tags: 30 years old, 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, birthday, boomer
Paper Street Soap Company - Est. 1999 Tapestry

Description: All natural - Handmade Bradford Tyler Durden's favorite

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, brad pitt, edward norton, fight club rules
It's time to get ill Tapestry

Description: What's the time?

Tags: ad rock, biggie smalls, brooklyn, hip hop, ill

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