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Blue's Wrestling Team - You're my boy blue! Tapestry

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
You're my boy blue Tapestry

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
Nice Rack - vintage design Tapestry

Description: It's nature

Tags: boobs, boobs funny, breasts, buck, deer
Bill Swerski's Super Fans - Since 1985 Tapestry

Description: Daaaaaaaaaaaa bears

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, bill swerski, caleb williams
What is the soup du jour?  It's the soup of the day Tapestry

Description: Mmmm...that sounds good, I'll have that

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, diner, dumb and dumber quote, hang by the bar put out the vibe
What is the soup di jour? It's the soup of the day Tapestry

Description: Mmmm...that sounds good, I'll have that

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, diner, dumb and dumber quote, hang by the bar put out the vibe
SPROCKETS hosted by Dieter Tapestry

Description: Underrated classic.

Tags: 80s, 90s, austin powers, dieter, dj
Come see me in a few weeks when you got them curls - Gelutol Tapestry

Description: Doink doink doink doink doink

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, curls
Over the hills and far away Tapestry

Description: Hey lady, you got the love I need

Tags: 70s, black dog, going to california, jimmy page, john bonham
This is a flex zone Tapestry

Description: Muscles

Tags: bench, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, commercial, fitness
I love big bombs Tapestry

Description: Big hits

Tags: baseball player, big bombs, big hitter, bombs, chicago cubs
Gaba Ghoul Tapestry

Description: Gabagool or Gaba Ghoul? A perfect, easy last minute Halloween costume

Tags: boo, cute ghost, funny ghost, funny halloween, gaba ghoul
I came here to drink and fuck, and I'm almost done drinking Tapestry

Description: Aggressive

Tags: alcohol, beer, biker, college, drink and fuck
Narfle the Garthok! Tapestry

Description: Trial by combat for Beldar

Tags: 70s, aliens, beldar, conehead, consume mass quantities
You can't spell Sausage without USA Tapestry

Description: Merica

Tags: 4th of july, america, bbq, brats, dad
See you in Cancun Tapestry

Description: Classic basketball

Tags: 76ers, basketball, celtics, charles barkley, durant
I am a traveler of both time and space Tapestry

Description: One of the best lines

Tags: 70s, jimmy page, john bonham, kashmir, lyrics
Only Fans Tapestry

Description: Get it?

Tags: adult, fans, feminist, funny, humor
Choppin' Broccoli Tapestry

Description: One of the greatest songs ever written.

Tags: broccoli, church lady, comedian, comedy, cooking
Vanilla Ice T Cube Tapestry

Description: Get it?

Tags: 80s hip hop, 90s, 90s hip hop, classic hip hop, ice cream
Cameron Frye Caduceus - vintage design Tapestry

Description: Cameron's outfits were kind of iconic in this 80's classic.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bueller, caduceus, cameron
Do you lika da juice? Tapestry

Description: Classic 90's SNL skit

Tags: 80s, 90s, adam sandler, chicago, do you likea da juice
Hub's Gyros - Do you like-a da juice? Tapestry

Description: Classic 90's skit

Tags: 80s, 90s, chicago, do you likea da juice, funny greek
Do you lika da juice?  Hub's Gyros Tapestry

Description: Classic 90's skit

Tags: 80s, 90s, chicago, do you likea da juice, funny greek
Vanilla Ice Tapestry

Description: Get it?

Tags: 90s, hip hop, ice cream, ice cube, ice ice baby
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance Tapestry

Description: Hosted by Dieter

Tags: 80s, 90s, austin powers, dieter, dj
F*ck You Reggie Tapestry

Description: 90's Knicks basketball.

Tags: ben stiller, brunson, jalen brunson, josh hart, julius randle
Sprockets hosted by Dieter Tapestry

Description: West German Television presents

Tags: 80s, 90s, austin powers, dieter, dj
It's not 4th of July until my wiener comes out Tapestry

Description: Sometimes you have to have a good hot dog

Tags: america, bbq, funny 4th of july, funny hot dog, glizzy
I survived the Oregon Trail Tapestry

Description: Legendary computer game.

Tags: 80s, america, computer, computer games, developer
Ba ba ba ba ba basketball gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT Tapestry

Description: The NBA theme song's original lyrics courtesy of Tesh's brother

Tags: basketball, basketball theme, dunk it, funny basketball, itysl
OVHO Tapestry

Description: BBL Drizzy

Tags: atlanta, beef, compton, euphoria, future
Suck it England Tapestry

Description: A perfect shirt for any 4th of July BBQ

Tags: 1776, 4th of july, america, founding father, funny 4th of july
Ba ba ba ba basketballll Tapestry

Description: Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK it

Tags: basketball, basketball theme, dunk it, funny basketball, i think you should leave
Gelutol - I think you should leave Tapestry

Description: Come see me in a few weeks when you got them curls

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, curls
Bull Hurley - truck driver & arm wrestler Tapestry

Description: "I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best." Bull Hurley

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, blaster, boxing, bull hurley

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