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Dillon Panthers Football - #85 - Landry Clarke Tapestry

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, coach taylor, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, dillon, tim riggins
Dillon Panthers #20 - Brian "Smash" Williams Tapestry

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, coach taylor, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, dillon, college football
Loded Diper World Tour - "It's time to go full diper" Tapestry

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: rock, logo, rowley, rodrick, diary of a wimpy kid
Loded Diper - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diary of a wimpy kid, diper, kid, logo
Loded Diper World Tour - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diary of a wimpy kid, kid, logo, rock
Continental Breakfast is Not Real Breakfast Tapestry

Description: Speak your truth!

Tags: cereal, meme, bagel, juice, food
Napoleon Dynamite's Wolverine Hunting Company - logo Tapestry

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Tags: wolverine, kip, pedro, twelve gauge, tina you fat lard
Cash money records takin' over for 9-9 and the 2000's Tapestry

Description: That feeling when you hear those first notes of the violin of Back That Ass Up and Juvenile says "Cash money records takin' over 9-9 and the 2000s"

Tags: intro, violin, 1999, gangsta, baby
Mr. Wolf's Cleaning Services - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: I solve problems 30 minutes away? Be there in 10. Since 1994

Tags: 90s, cleaner, cleaning services, harvey keitel, i solve problems
The Wolf's Cleaning Services - All problems solved - logo Tapestry

Description: "30 minutes away? I'll be there in 10." A modern vintage logo for Mr. Winston Wolf and his professional cleaning service

Tags: 90s, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning services, harvey keitel
Stay Dead Tapestry

Description: Stay Woke? No, Stay Dead

Tags: costume, stay woke, woke, death, kyrie irving
Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone Tapestry

Description: Now tell me whatchu gonna do

Tags: bone, harmony, crossroads, uncle charles, funny
Just here to bone - skeleton Tapestry

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Tags: bones, college, costume, dad, dead
Just here to bone - Skeleton Tapestry

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Tags: costume, halloween, just here to bone, skulls, bones
Chi Slama Jama Tapestry

Description: There is a new dunk fraternity in Chicago. Chi Slama Jama.

Tags: phi slama jama, chicago, bulls, chi slamma jamma, demar derozan
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: angels with filthy souls, bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard
Aspen, California - Where the beer flows like wine Tapestry

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: samsonite, skiing, lloyd christmas, mutt cutts, jim carrey
ASPEN - Where the beer flows like wine Tapestry

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: i was way off, lloyd christmas, harry, jim carrey, where the beer flows like wine
High on life and also drugs Tapestry

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Tags: mountains, colorado, camping, funny, forest
Visit Zihuatanejo Mexico Tapestry

Description: Zihuatanejo. It's a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory

Tags: tourist, surf, penitentiary, prison, andy dufresne
Turd Ferguson - nametag Tapestry

Description: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is probably the greatest recurring skit that I can remember. There are at least 15 classic moments that just came from that sketch. Turd Ferguson and his big hat being one of them.

Tags: alex trebek, nametag, letitsnow, saturday night live, celebrity jeopardy
Let's watch a John Hughes movie. Tapestry

Description: Honestly, John Hughes wrote so many great movies. Not just the ones that immediately are top of mind, but random ones like Beethoven and Dennis the Menace that are all actually highly watchable.

Tags: director, pretty in pink, great outdoors, planes trains and automobiles, sixteen candles
I have a very particular set of skills. Tapestry

Description: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Tags: liam neeson, fight, movie, meme, phone call
Abe Froman Sausages - modern logo Tapestry

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: sausage king of chicago, sausage, matthew broderick, logo, 80s
Doback & Huff '24 - for president Tapestry

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: songbird, political, president, vote, prestige worldwide
Abe Froman Sausages - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: john hughes, 80s, sausage, sausage king of chicago, ferrari
Plethora (noun): The number of sweaters that El Guapo has. Tapestry

Description: The definition we all needed.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, jefe, martin short
Bluestar Airlines - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The great fictional airline from the movie Wall Street. This is an original design take on that logo inspired by the actual logo you see on the plane during the movie.

Tags: wallstreet, new york, charlie sheen, michael douglas, pilot
Gekko & Co - Investments - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Gekko & Co. - legendary WallStreet firm Investments Manhattan, New York Est. 1969

Tags: trading, stockbroker, wall street, anacott steel, blue horseshoe
High on Stress Tapestry

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. Booger is a legendary character, now you can have his incredible vintage t-shirt from the movie.

Tags: stress, drugs, stressed out, high, alpha beta
Requesting Permission for Flyby Tapestry

Description: Permission to buzz the tower

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted
Le tits now Tapestry

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: over sized hat, saturday night live, jeopardy, let it snow, alex trebek
How you feel about Startin' Somethin' Tapestry

Description: You wanna be 35% You got to be 65%

Tags: 80s, billie jean, concert, dance, funny
NYC Club Reviews by Stefon Tapestry

Description: I miss Stefon. His reviews had everything.

Tags: lorne michaels, snl, review, midget, everything
Liter 'O Cola Tapestry

Description: I don't want a large Farva. I want a Liter of Cola

Tags: funny, trooper, fast food, large, cop
Hattori Hanzo Sword Company Tapestry

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Tags: bill, elle driver, tarantino, five finger death punch, uma thurman

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