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I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal Tapestry

Description: Still one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Tags: big deal, wes mantooth, sex panther, loud noises, anchorman
Greetings Professor Falken Tapestry

Description: Hello. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Tags: computer, norad, internet, strange game, professor falken
SAVE FERRIS Tapestry

Description: There are few campaign’s that have caught the attention of the nation bigger than Save Ferris. Ferris Bueller you’re me hero.

Tags: abe froman, breakfast club, ferris, john hughes, high school
Life moves pretty fast Tapestry

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: 80s, bueller, cameron, ferrari, ferris
Put it on the Underhills Tapestry

Description: I'll have a Bloody Mary & A Steak Sandwich and a steak sandwich

Tags: underhills, charge it to the underhills, tennis, put it on the underhills, steak sandwich
Tacos & Karate Tapestry

Description: Go together like peanut butter & jelly.

Tags: tequila, ninja, california, mexico, cinco de mayo
Wanna do karate in the garage? Tapestry

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: martial arts, motorboating, karate, songbird, step brothers
Trusted by Young Metro Tapestry

Description: Phew

Tags: future, metro boomin, rap, hip hop, shoot
FALSE - Dwight Schrute Tapestry

Description: I miss watching The Office on Netflix. Bring it back please.

Tags: bears beets battlestar galactica, beets, dunder mifflin, dwight, false
Amity Island Surf Supply Shop - 1975 Tapestry

Description: The ultimate in surf gear for shark infested waters

Tags: quints, new england, marthas vineyard, vintage, logo
I got my big boy pants on Tapestry

Description: Gator don't play no sh*t

Tags: big boy pants, will ferrell, gator, boats and hoes, gator dont play no shit
Irwin M. Fletcher - 6'9" with the afro Tapestry

Description: actually 6'5" but 6'9" with the afro

Tags: lakers, 80s movies, basketball, kobe, los angeles
Thank you very little - Ty Webb Tapestry

Description: Ty Webb - far ahead of his time with his Zen golf teachings - nanananaannaa

Tags: spaulding, carl spackler, smails, be the ball, country club
Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles - Scranton, PA Tapestry

Description: The only gym you need to look like Val Kilmer.

Tags: office, scotts tots, dwight schrute, prison mike, dwight
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:  Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup. Tapestry

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf
I was social distancing before it was cool - vintage Bigfoot Tapestry

Description: You would think that Bigfoot would be caught on HD video by now considering literally every person in the US has a camera in their pocket.

Tags: funny bigfoot, quarantine, bigfoot believer, social distancing, sasquatch
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. Tapestry

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie, christmas, elf, cotton headed ninny muggins
It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. Tapestry

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
Merry Christmas - Shitter was full! Tapestry

Description: Imagine a movie that was entirely a Cousin Eddie coming of age story.

Tags: christmas vacation quotes, uncle eddie, rv, christmas vacation, vacation
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Tapestry

Description: Big Worm is one the most underrated characters in Friday

Tags: deebo, playing with my emotions, curlers, snoop, ice cream
Ask me about my butthole Tapestry

Description: Enough said.

Tags: extraterrestrial, aliens, alien abduction, alien, ufo abductions
I Said Goddamn - retro vintage design Tapestry

Description: Tarantino has created so many legendary moments and characters

Tags: butch coolidge, cocaine, drugs, john travolta, jules winnfield
Snort Pines, Not Lines Tapestry

Description: Hey kids don't do drugs

Tags: adventure, camping, christmas, cocaine, colorado
You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep Tapestry

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie. Also check out how the design of the quote is like Ben Stiller's mustache

Tags: price is wrong, shooter mcgavin, chubbs, golf, hal
Sterling Cooper & Price - logo Tapestry

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Tags: don draper, logo, jon hamm, madmen, ad agency
1.21 Gigawatts - Delorean time machine Tapestry

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Tags: delorean time machine, 121 gigawatts, back to the future, clocktower, biff
1.21 Gigawatts - Delorean Tapestry

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Tags: delorean, time machine, lightning, biff tannen, biff
You're in my world now Grandma Tapestry

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie.

Tags: adam sandler, ben stiller, billy madison, costume, hal
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" - Michael Scott Tapestry

Description: One of my favorite Michael Scott quotes from the Office.

Tags: prison mike, scranton, love, date mike, boss
American Light & Fixture - Del Griffith - Shower Curtain Ring Division Tapestry

Description: "The best shower curtain rings in the world." Director of Sales - Shower Curtain Ring Division Shermer, IL Since 1987

Tags: john candy, comedy, chicago, great outdoors, del griffith
Kevin's Famous Chili - Scranton, PA Tapestry

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: kevins chili, chilli, jim halpert, dwight schrute, dwight
Bruce Dickinson's More Cowbell Record Co. - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Est. 1976 "I put my pants on one leg at a time, except once my pants are on I make gold records." - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Tags: logo, classic rock, saturday night live, behind the music, jimmy fallon
Bruce Dickinson - Producer of Gold Records Tapestry

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, but after his pants are on, he makes gold records. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: behind music, bruce dickinson, vintage, will ferrell, christopher walken
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. Tapestry

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: blue oyster cult, cowbell, i got a fever, christopher walken, music
Flippin' Sweet - Napoleon Dynamite Tapestry

Description: Shocks. Pegs. Lucky!

Tags: napoleon dynamite quotes, liger, kip, high school, uncle rico
Flippin' Sweet Tapestry

Description: Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!

Tags: high school, tina you fat lard, uncle rico football, pedro, deb

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