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I make your mouthpiece obese like Della Reese Tapestry

Description: What an incredible opening lyric. The GOAT.

Tags: long kiss goodnight, della reese, hip hop, biggie, biggie lyrics
"Wow" - Owen Wilson Tapestry

Description: I just realized that Owen Wilson reacting to things like a sunset over a mountain lake, and just saying "wow", is kind of hilarious to me.

Tags: wedding crashers, grand budapest hotel, the life aquatic, lake, moonrise kingdom
"Wow" - Owen Wilson Tapestry

Description: Let the man have his catchphrase. Wowwww.

Tags: so hot right now, eli cash, butterscotch, hansel, royal tenenbaums
David S. Pumpkins - halloween costume Tapestry

Description: Nametag - Easiest one to pull off. You're welcome.

Tags: pumpkins, costume, halloween ideas, nametag, funny
We're Here to F*ck Sh*t Up - Step Brothers Tapestry

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, job interview, john c reilly, prestige worldwide
Mugatu logo - So Hot Right Now Tapestry

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: owen wilson, hansel, so hot right now, will ferrell, zoolander
Mugatu Clothing Co. Tapestry

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: zoolander, blue steel, derek zoolander, orange mocha, new york
Mugatu Tapestry

Description: The pinnacle of fashion.

Tags: merman, derek zoolander, obey my dog, so hot right now, hansel
Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash Tapestry

Description: Most underrated line of the entire movie?

Tags: jesters dead, 80s, iceman, goose, top gun quote
Negative Ghostrider the Pattern is Full Tapestry

Description: Most quoted line of the entire movie?

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted
Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch. Tapestry

Description: Still a Chevy Chase fan even if people say he was an asshole. He's my kind of asshole.

Tags: bushwood, danny noonan, carl spackler, al czervik, caddyshack
Is it real son?  Is it really real son? Tapestry

Description: A great parenting moment for any dad

Tags: method man, protect ya neck, kung fu, shaolin, rapper
You'll get nothing and like it Tapestry

Description: Probably the best line of the whole movie. Gotta agree with Smails here.

Tags: golf, brat, country club, restaurant, spaulding
Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced Tapestry

Description: Truth has been spoken here.

Tags: customer, angry, returns, job, shopping
"Oh crap, that's due tomorrow?"  Thomas Jefferson - July 3rd, 1776 Tapestry

Description: Totally how it went

Tags: signature, homework, school, george washington, usa
English Motherf*cker - Do you speak it? Tapestry

Description: I don't think Jules would care if you spoke a different language, but he definitely did not like if you could not articulate your words to him when he was pissed off.

Tags: quentin tarantino, vincent vega, john travolta, ezekiel, django unchained
Say What Again Tapestry

Description: One of the greatest movie characters ever created.

Tags: butch, ezekiel, john travolta, marsellus wallace, quentin tarantino
I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger....you'll get nothing and like it! Tapestry

Description: We all know that kid. Judge Smails was kind of in the right on this one.

Tags: carl spackler, i want a hamnburger, bill murray, golf, caddy
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard Tapestry

Description: The full quote for your reading pleasure

Tags: ta ta today junior, adam sandler, rizzuto, happy gilmore, dumber
The next stop is the Eastsiiiide Motelllllll Tapestry

Description: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume

Tags: nate dog, dad, eastside motel, hotel, minivan
Zack Attack Tapestry

Description: Honestly, I'm just waiting until these big brick phones make an ironic comeback.

Tags: slater, phone, maxx, screech, cell phone
Harry & Lloyd's Formal Wear - Tuxedo Co. Tapestry

Description: Only blue and orange tuxedos available.

Tags: dumb and dumber, jim carrey, mutt cutts, aspen, tuxedo
We're the three best friends that anybody could have Tapestry

Description: I've always thought this might be the best line from the entire movie.

Tags: friendship, mike tyson, wolfpack, the hangover, phil
Mahoney, Hightower, Jones & Tackleberry Tapestry

Description: Police Academy is easily the GOAT police movie. Also, what's Steve Guttenberg up to these days?

Tags: law enforcement, 80s, names, hightower, thin blue line
Vaccinated & Ready to F*ck Tapestry

Description: An easy way to put out the message.

Tags: vaccination, coronavirus, pfizer, vaccine, moderna
All I need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and I'm fine Tapestry

Description: Jeff Spicoli, with a mantra that is truer today than ever.

Tags: quote, philosophy, motivation, advice, life
Protect Ya Neck Tapestry

Description: Kind of perfect if you ask me.

Tags: halloween, monster, costume, fangs, vampire
Don't be so butthurt Tapestry

Description: Adam Demamp, Anders aka The Ders, and Blake - pretty much came up with this phrase as far as I'm concerned.

Tags: anders, karen, butt, blake, workaholics
Cancel Cancel Culture Tapestry

Description: It might be about time. Still kind of legit in certain areas though.

Tags: louis, comedy, funny, cancel cancel culture, democrat
Don't make me do stuff Tapestry

Description: Every group of friends has that kid that will just do dumb stuff if you ask them to. They can't help it.

Tags: funny, beast, paul, youtube, youtube star
It's get, it's get, it's gettin' kinda hectic Tapestry

Description: On a scale of memorable lyrics of which I don't know the name of the song, this ranks incredibly high

Tags: vintage, lyrics, ive got the power, youve got the power, music
Dillon Panthers - #7 Matt Saracen - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: QB1 Matt Saracen Texas Forever!

Tags: matt saracen, texas, texas forever, panthers, clear eyes
Loud Noises! Tapestry

Description: Ron Burgundy : Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind : It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy : It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy : I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Tags: steve carrell, anchorman, will ferrell, channel 4 news team, ron burgundy
Una Panoonah Banka Tapestry

Description: Hi, I'm Buckwheat. Memba Me?

Tags: zamunda, rascals, buckwheat, black, raw
It's all ball bearings these days. Tapestry

Description: This is great line to say when quoting 80s movies, and just generally being a cool person who is likely dad-level awesome at this point.

Tags: underhills, boyd aviation, fletch 32, fletch, chevy chase
Invitation to the Pants Party Tapestry

Description: I would like to extend to you and invitation to the pants party. - Brick Tamland Brick is so polite. Too bad his IQ was about 65,

Tags: wes mantooth, pants party, loud noises, sex panther, invitation

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