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Kip - Swag Tapestry

Description: The Drip King

Tags: hot babes, drip, kip, napoleon, pedro
Now I have a machine gun Ho-Ho-Ho Tapestry

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie of all time?

Tags: yippee ki yay, christmas party, nakatomi, xmas, now i have a machine gun ho ho ho
Brawndo - Idiocracy logo Tapestry

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Tags: president, thirst mutilator, office space, initech, mountain dew
Oh Crop Tapestry

Description: The art of the crop

Tags: family photo, photographer gifts, typography, oh crap, funny
Rizzuto - Billy Madison Tapestry

Description: Still a classic.

Tags: spelling, rizzuto, billy madison quote, stop looking at me swan, happy gilmore
"Oh crap, that's due tomorrow?" - Thomas Jefferson - July 3rd, 1776 Tapestry

Description: True story.

Tags: usa, patriotic, funny, independence day, american flag
The human torch was denied a bank loan Tapestry

Description: Ron has been busy sculpting his guns

Tags: sex panther, ron burgundy, boats n hoes, wes mantooth, brick tamland
"Oh crap, that's due tomorrow?" - Thomas Jefferson - July 3rd, 1776 Tapestry

Description: True story.

Tags: independence day, homework, funny, founding fathers, oh crap thats due tomorrow
Negative Ghostrider the pattern is full Tapestry

Description: Most quoted line of the entire movie?

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted
Brawndo - It's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes Tapestry

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Tags: bill lumbergh, camacho, brawndo, drink, electrolytes
Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: It's got electrolytes Idiocracy should be required viewing

Tags: office space, mountain dew, electrolytes, idiocracy, bill lumbergh
F*ck you Jobu Tapestry

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Tags: jobus rum, major league quote, major league, cerrano, the sandlot
Juuuust a bit outside Tapestry

Description: My favorite baseball movie of all time

Tags: baseball, baseball movie, bob uecker, cerrano, charlie sheen
Hi, I'm Vera De Milo Tapestry

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: weighlifting, bitchin, ace ventura, bodybuilder, 90s
Gym Carrey Tapestry

Description: Legend.

Tags: lifting, trans, buff, fitness, vera de milo
Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' with Vera De Milo Tapestry

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: she male, steroids, living color, workout, 90s
Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' - with Vera De Milo Tapestry

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, bitchin, bodybuilder, dumb and dumber
So many activities Tapestry

Description: bros being bros

Tags: dale doback, huff doback, boats n hoes, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer
Judge Smails '84 "You'll get nothing and like it" - campaign Tapestry

Description: Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Tags: ty webb, bushwood, youll get nothing and like it, chevy chase, judge
W-Balls radio 187.4 FM - Since 1993 - Tha Shiznit vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Everybody's got to hear the sh*t on W-Balls! Since 1993

Tags: vintage, balls, 90s hip hop, compton, california
Get Sh*t Done Tapestry

Description: Stop procrastinating

Tags: procrastinate, procrastination, motivational, work harder, work
Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come Tapestry

Description: It's the truth

Tags: lazy, cancelling plans, late, plans, party
Prestige Worldwide presents Boats 'N Hoes Tapestry

Description: Gotta have me my Boats ’n hoes

Tags: florida, catalina wine mixer quotes, prestige worldwide, john c reilly, sailing
I'm Old Fashioned Tapestry

Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make you want a cocktail

Tags: vintage, whiskey, bourbon, alcohol, cocktail
I'm too old for this shit Tapestry

Description: Somehow this just works.

Tags: age, colorado, mountains, vacation, retirement
So Many Activities Tapestry

Description: Sears portrait

Tags: bunkbeds, so many activities, catalina wine mixer, john c reilly, prestige worldwide
I'm old fashioned Tapestry

Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make you want a cocktail

Tags: louisville, liquor, old fashion, manhattan, vintage
Get Sh*t Done Tapestry

Description: Stop procrastinating

Tags: procrastination, motivation, entrepreneur, get it done, inspiration
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come Tapestry

Description: It's the truth

Tags: sorry im late, i didnt want to come, sarcasm, sorry not sorry, lazy
Yes - Kip Tapestry

Description: Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day

Tags: babes, chatting online, gosh, kip, napoleon dynamite quotes
Schrute Farms - Bed & Breakfast - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Estd. 1812 Scranton, PA

Tags: beets, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, farm, jim halpert
No Fighting, No Spitting, No Drinking, No Gambling, No Bare Feet Tapestry

Description: A great gift for any golfer, caddyshack lover, caddy, or man of a certain age

Tags: rodney dangerfield, gopher, golf course, carl spackler, ty webb
Caddyshack full Carl Spackler quote Tapestry

Description: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Tags: augusta, big hitter, bill murray, bushwood, caddy
Let it Gogh Tapestry

Description: Good life advice from Vinnie boy

Tags: painting, van gogh art, van gogh, starry night, let it go
Shenanigan Enthusiast Tapestry

Description: Seems about right

Tags: ireland, saint patricks day, shenanigan, st patricks, shenanigator
Teddy Brosevelt Tapestry

Description: Legend

Tags: united states, president, theodore roosevelt, bro, american flag

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