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1990's Tapestry

Description: The perfect combination. I miss this place.

Tags: rental, 90s kid, blockbuster, die hard, movies
You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it Tapestry

Description: Great line.

Tags: darkness, underground, ashes, phoenix, superhero
Fire Marshall Bill's - Inspections & Investigations ESTD. 1991 Tapestry

Description: Hey, lemme show ya something!

Tags: 90s, fire department, fire, dumb and dumber, fireman
Fire Marshall Bill - "Hey, lemme show you something!" Tapestry

Description: Legendary character

Tags: vintage, lloyd christmas, living color, investigator, fireman
Fire Marshall Bill - "Hey, lemme show you something!" Tapestry

Description: Legendary character

Tags: vintage, living color, ace ventura, 90s tv, 90s
Fire Marshall Bill - Inspections & Investigations Est. 1991 Tapestry

Description: Hey, lemme show ya something!

Tags: 90s, dumb and dumber, ace ventura, jim carrey quote, fire department
Drinkin' Like Lincoln Tapestry

Description: Shots shots shots shots

Tags: abe lincoln, 4th of july, american flag, america, election
Four Shots and Seven Beers Ago - Abraham Drinkin' Tapestry

Description: Shots shots shots shots

Tags: election, july 4th, merica funny, lincoln, funny 4th of july
Boo Bees Tapestry

Description: Bee nice to them.

Tags: honey bee, boobs, funny, costume, boo bees halloween
Baberaham Drinkin' - funny 4th of July Tapestry

Description: Shots shots shots shots

Tags: abe lincoln, america, 4th of july, vintage, abraham lincoln
The owner of the boner Tapestry

Description: Speak your truth.

Tags: joke, hard on, dirty joke, adult, boner donor funny
The Catalina Wine Mixer - vintage logo design Tapestry

Description: Special guest appearance by Huff 'N Doback Presented by Prestige Worldwide

Tags: step brothers quote, boats n hoes, boats and hoes, wine lover, step brothers
Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey - vintage St. Patricks Tapestry

Description: Big if true

Tags: chicago, drinking, drinking team, ireland, irish
Spicy Tapestry

Description: So spicy

Tags: trend, hot girl summer, sauce, best seller, spill the tea sis
Please use caution when cranking that soulja boy Tapestry

Description: Always a good warning

Tags: caution, twitter, crank, crank dat soulja boy, crank dat
L.A. Woman Tapestry

Description: Well, I just got into town about an hour ago Took a look around, see which way the wind blow

Tags: la woman, jim morrison, hotel california, hollywood, california
Robert Plant Tapestry

Description: A plant named Robert? Or Robert Plant - lead singer of Led Zeppelin. This might be the perfect shirt. I may retire from designing at this point.

Tags: 70s, 70s rock, band, california, classic rock
The Lost Boys - Santa Carla Est. 1987 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The murder capital of the world

Tags: dracula, halloween, motorcycle club, vintage, 80s movies
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber Tapestry

Description: You do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Tags: hog, our pets heads are falling off, so youre telling me theres a chance, jim carrey, triple stamp a double stamp
Too cool for British Rule - Ben Franklin Tapestry

Description: USA! USA! USA!

Tags: british rule, 1776, declaration of independence, george washington, america
Ben thankin' about drankin' - Benjamin Franklin funny America Tapestry

Description: Ben Drankin'

Tags: 4th of july, abraham lincoln, america, ben franklin, drinking
The Soggy Bottom Boys 1937 Mississippi Tour - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Classic vintage logo.

Tags: vintage, mississippi, music, tour, singer
Jester's Dead Tapestry

Description: Permission to buzz the tower

Tags: 80s, buzz the tower, goose, iceman, inverted
Look at the Fun Bags on that hose hound Tapestry

Description: The French are as*holes

Tags: jim carrey, boobs, fun bags, jeff daniels, harry and lloyd
Milk was a bad choice Tapestry

Description: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Tags: ron burgundy, glass case of emotion, milk was a bad choice, will ferrell, milk
JABRONI Tapestry

Description: Great word.

Tags: always sunny in philadelphia, wrestling, philadelphia, philly, rock
Last week fucked around and got a triple double Tapestry

Description: It was a good day

Tags: ja morant, trae young, basketball, rebounds, triple double
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber Tapestry

Description: You do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Tags: mutt cutts, california, dumb and dumber quote, lloyd christmas, jim carrey
It's okay!  I'm a limo driver Tapestry

Description: Funniest movie of the 90s

Tags: limo driver, jim carrey, its okay im a limo driver, ace ventura, dumbanddumber
I'm gonna need 2 dragons Tapestry

Description: A classic part of the Ben Still and Owen Wilson Starsky & Hutch remake.

Tags: two dragons, funny, gonna need 2 dragons, owen wilson, starsky
I like coffee and maybe 3 people Tapestry

Description: Kinda true.

Tags: coffee is always a good idea, i like coffee and maybe 3 people, i like coffee, i love coffee, funny
My Name's Rod and I Like to Party - Hot Rod Tapestry

Description: Cult classic.

Tags: bill hader, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt, cool beans
Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking - Zoolander Tapestry

Description: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" —Derek Zoolander

Tags: derek zoolander, good looking, runway, model, blue steel
Mississippi Leg Hound - Uncle Eddie's Dog - Christmas Vacation Tapestry

Description: "If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish." - Cousin Eddie

Tags: humping, camper, rv, shitter was full, cousin eddie
Odoyle Rules - Billy Madison Tapestry

Description: “I am the smartest man alive!”

Tags: happy gilmore, irish, st patricks day, shamrock, bully
If I don't turn off my Swag before I go to bed I'll wake up covered in bitches Tapestry

Description: Very true.

Tags: pimp, meme, girls, sleep, bedtime

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