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Has anyone tried unplugging America, waiting 10 seconds, then plugging it back in again? Tapestry

Description: it might work

Tags: blm, broken, usa, black lives matter, 4th of july
I own you - coffee Tapestry
Tags: coffee addicts, before coffee, latte, starbucks, coffee lover gift
These snozzberries taste like snozzberries Tapestry

Description: Is a snozzberry a real thing?

Tags: snozzberries, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, gene wilder, wonka, taste
Push Button, Receive Bacon - bathroom sign Tapestry

Description: If every bathroom had this, the world would be a better place.

Tags: blow dryer, wash hands, bacon, hair dryer, sign
No Regerts Tapestry

Description: Only memories

Tags: florida, regerts, spelling, trash, moron
IRISH Tapestry

Description: it works.

Tags: ireland, st patricks day, metal, rock, acdc
W-Balls Radio 187.4 FM - Snoop modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Everybody's got to hear the sh*t on W-Balls! If you're lickin' that's W-Balls Feat. DJ Saul T. Nuts

Tags: hiphop, compton, california, deez nuts, radio
Here Comes the Sun Tapestry

Description: I feel this way every Spring

Tags: sun, here comes the sun, spring, sunrise, mountains
Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me - Sailing modern vintage design Tapestry

Description: Oh the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see

Tags: 70s rock, florida, loggins, christopher cross, 80s
Silky Johnson "Player Hater of Year" 2002 Tapestry

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: player hater, pimp, prince, player haters club, dave chappelle
Dufresne Accounting - Shawshank State Prison 1949 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Tags: get busy living, shawshank, fishing, stephen king, prison
Spicol's Surf Supply Co. - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Est. 1982 "Come for the tasty waves, and stay for a cool buzz" - Jeff Spicoli

Tags: fast times at ridgemont high, jeff spicoli, sean penn, surf, san fernando valley
Boats 'N Hoes 2024 Tapestry

Description: Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes. A vote for what unites us.

Tags: prestige worldwide, president, military, florida, election
Don't be so butthurt Tapestry

Description: Not used enough to be honest.

Tags: offended, cancelled, workaholic, ders, office
Habitual Line Stepper Tapestry

Description: We all know this person

Tags: tyrone biggums, red balls, prince, hollywood stories, charlie murphy
The Sportos, Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Waistoids, Dweebies, D*ckheads Tapestry

Description: They all adore him, they think he's a righteous dude.

Tags: ferris bueller, bueller, ed rooney, 80s, john hughes
Chicken, Chicken, Chickenheads (Bwok, Bwok!) Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: scallywag, juicy j, syrup, project pat, sizzurp
I don't roll on Shabbos Tapestry

Description: I still think a follow up movie that was just about Walter Sobchak going from Vietnam to the guy we saw in the movie would be incredible. He had stories man.

Tags: dude abides, dont roll on shabbos, calmer than you are, big lebowski, shabbos
Jack Mehoff - nametag Tapestry

Description: Hello my name is...

Tags: david spade, joke name, joke, jack, jack off
Dr. Rosen Rosen - since 1985 Tapestry

Description: Los Angeles, California Proctology

Tags: clark griswold, dr rosen, funny, fletch quotes, its all ball bearings these days
For-ev-er, For-ev-er, For-ev-er - vintage Sandlot Tapestry

Description: One of my favorite movies.

Tags: the sandlot quote, vintage, the sandlot, youre killing me smalls, movie
Hello my name is Hugh Janus - funny nametag Tapestry

Description: There has to be a guy somewhere named Hugh Janus

Tags: nametag sticker, funny nametag, name, birthday, hugh janus
Good, Great, Grand, Wonderful! Tapestry

Description: NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

Tags: quacktastic, happy gilmore, school bus, miss lippy, adam sandler
GOAT - Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Tapestry

Description: Lets be honest, this is the greatest video game running back of all time

Tags: bo knows, raiders, kansas city royals, bo jackson, football
Ask me about Updog Tapestry

Description: Maybe it's a kids joke, but it's still funny

Tags: wrongdog, funny, humor, dad joke, whats up dog
Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? Tapestry

Description: One man wolf pack

Tags: bachelor party, stu, pager, drinking, alan
Two chicks at the same time, man Tapestry

Description: Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Tags: stapler, initech, mike judge, milton waddams, two chicks at the same time
I'm bad at people-ing. Tapestry

Description: For those days when you have to have conversations with people

Tags: awkward, awkwardness, adulting, peopling, jokes
Style Boyz Tapestry

Description: Let me see that Donkey Roll I'm a Style Boy 4 life.

Tags: popstar, donkey roll, snl, hot rod, brooklyn nine nine
Dr, Dre & Snoop '92 - for President Tapestry

Description: it's like this and like that and like this and uh

Tags: compton, president, chronic, snoop, dre
Bel-Air Academy #14 - vintage basketball Tapestry

Description: Five star high school basketball recruit out of Bel-Air Academy

Tags: jersey, carlton, basketball, beverly hills, california
Coffee is for closers Tapestry

Description: and also for me

Tags: coffee lover gift, coffee is for closers, caffeine, boiler room, always be closing
Bone Apple Tea Tapestry

Description: Legendary.

Tags: food, moron, dinner, bone app the teeth, enjoy your meal
Big Ditka Energy Tapestry

Description: The best kind of energy

Tags: walter payton, football, justin fields, bear down, shufflin crew
Coffee is for closers Tapestry

Description: and also for me

Tags: alec baldwin, coffee is for closers, boiler room, always be closing, glengarry glen ross
Baewatch Tapestry

Description: Be a legend with this

Tags: california, salt bae meme, baywatch, sexy, baybitch

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