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There’s some Ho’s in this house - Santa Socks

Description: You know Santa loves the Ho's

Tags: north pole, jingle bells, certified freak, elf, christmas
I like my dog and maybe 3 people Socks

Description: Kinda true.

Tags: coffee, dog lover, dogs, friends, hate people
Philly's Hottest Club:  Four Season's Total Landscaping Socks

Description: This place has everything: A crematorium, a dildo shop, Rudy Giuliani

Tags: four seasons, landscaping, maga, press conference, snl
Munsoned Socks

Description: Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Tags: bowling, kingpin, bill murray, vintage, big ern
#4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan Socks

Description: Great Success!

Tags: nice, sacha baron cohen, number four prostitute, big success, my wife
Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f*ck Socks

Description: Smokey is a legend. Such a classic movie.

Tags: eddie murphy, nwa, black, chris tucker, friday
Cousin Eddie's RV Rentals Socks

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Tags: camper, camping, chevy chase, christmas vacation, christmas vacation quotes
There’s Some Ho’s in This House Socks

Description: Certified freak 1 day a week, okay just 1 day a year.

Tags: okurrr, cardi b, rap, cardi, die hard
Merry Cagemas, Love Saint Nicolas Socks

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: nicolas cage, the rock, nic cage, ugly christmas sweater, santa claus christmas
THOTS - Santa Claus Socks

Description: These Ho Ho Ho's Out There

Tags: christmas, hoes, santa, ugly christmas sweater, funny santa sayings
Zoo Wee Mama Socks

Description: Every now and then, I drop this into conversation, and I get either a weird look or we stare at each other repeating Zoo Wee Mama over and over again.

Tags: book, comic, diary of a wimpy kid, rawley, rowley jefferson
Chilling Out Maxin Relaxin All Cool Socks
Tags: bel air, philly, fresh prince of bel air, chillin, will smith
Scott's Tots - The Office Socks

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: cringe, fun run race for the cure, thats what she said, the office, dunder mifflin
Boats 'N Ho Ho Ho's Socks

Description: The perfect mashup of Prestige Worldwide and Christmas. Santa loves him some Boats and Ho's

Tags: boating, boats n hoes, catalina wine mixer, christmas, dale brennan
Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH! Socks

Description: Kind of the best saying when you think about it.

Tags: vote for pedro, napoleon, uncle rico, napoleon dynamite quotes, kip
Gunga Galunga Socks

Description: The best philosophy courtesy of Carl Spackler. Est. 1980

Tags: ty webb, bushwood, total consciousness, carl spackler, buddhism
"It's time to go full Diper" - Rodrick Heffley Socks

Description: Loded Diper is the future.

Tags: rodrick, rodrick rules, wimpy kid, full diaper, greg heffley
Thou Shalt Wear a Mask - Hygenesis 20:20 Socks

Description: A very important new verse

Tags: corona, pandemic, bible verse, thou shalt, covid
Squints Socks

Description: For-ev-er

Tags: summer, forever, wendy peffercorn, lifeguard, squints
Don't Get Munsoned Socks

Description: Out in the middle of nowhere

Tags: clark griswold, quote, champion, iowa, randy quaid
Mutt Cutts - vintage logo Socks

Description: One day I hope to see a dog van with big floppy ears driving down the street.

Tags: dogs, dumbanddumber, harry and lloyd, i got worms, jim carrey
90's Kid - Blockbuster video logo Socks

Description: The perfect combination. I miss this place.

Tags: blockbuster logo, 1990s, saturday night, die hard, video store
Bodhi's Surf Company Socks

Description: 100% pure adrenaline Est. 1991

Tags: 90s, beach, bodhi, buddhism, california
ASPEN  - where the beer flows like wine. Dumb & Dumber Socks

Description: and beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano.

Tags: aspen colorado, california, aspen, 90s, jim carrey
We've got no food, we've got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Socks

Description: Is 2020 the year that this saying becomes normalized?

Tags: 2020, 90s, ace ventura, alrighty then, pets heads
2020 - funny long review - one star Socks

Description: Any rating of 2020 that isn't at least a paragraph long about all of the crazy shit that has happened this year, is not actually a proper review. Definitely not recommended.

Tags: 2020 one star rating, 2020 sucks, joe biden, rating, trump
Did you touch my drum set? Socks

Description: Simple. Bold. Hilarious. Perfect Step Brothers t-shirt.

Tags: prestige worldwide, drumsticks, boats n hoes, musician, will ferrell
CHONKY Socks

Description: Had to do it.

Tags: chunk, kitty, funny, animal, cats
Pumpkin Spiced B*tch Socks

Description: say it with your chest

Tags: coffee, starbucks, latte, pumpkin spice, resting bitch face
Sir, this is a Wendy's Socks

Description: The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.

Tags: fast food, drive thru, wendys, funny, trump
Hattori Hanzo Sword Company Socks

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Tags: five finger death punch, hanzo, hollywood, japan, jules winnfield
Sleepover Socks

Description: But first we have to hit the new releases section at Blockbuster.

Tags: 1990s, stranger things, eleven, throwback, and chill
Masky McMaskface Socks

Description: kind of perfect when you think about it.

Tags: trend mask, hipster, ironic, trump, dad
T.Hanks for Social Distancing Socks

Description: The best way to say thanks in today's world.

Tags: tom hanks, social distance, forrest gump, life is like a box of chocolates, castaway
2020 - 1 star review.  "Not at all what I was expecting." Socks

Description: Someone needs to start a website where people can just review years. I think it would actually be pretty hilarious.

Tags: one star, 2020, five star, not recommended, funny
Hello my name is John Cocktosten - Fletch Socks

Description: One of the best name Chevy Chase aka Irwin R. Fletcher came up with.

Tags: rosen, doctor, nametag, griswold, christmas vacation

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