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Lane Meyer Racing - 1985 Socks

Description: Glendale, CA Possibly my favorite fake vintage movie racing team logo from the 80s. Better Off Dead is one my favorites.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote
coffee: chugged   homies: hugged Socks

Description: Truth.

Tags: brooklyn, brother, caffeine, funny, homey
Team Rod - vintage logo Socks

Description: The greatest team ever assembled.

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, cool beans, cult classic, danny mcbride
I've got 99 problems, and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios Socks

Description: Thanks for asking.

Tags: add, ocd, anxiety, hova, jayz
Deebo's Bike Repo Socks

Description: "That's my bike punk" Est. 1995

Tags: 90s, bike rental, black, bye felicia meme, debo
Tuddies Socks

Description: When Gronk scores 2 touchdowns, they become TUDDIES

Tags: gronk, football, florida, receiver, tampa bay
Stonks Socks

Description: They only go up. Hence the green arrow.

Tags: stocks only go up, amc, gamestop, gme, meme
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions Socks

Description: Just wear the truth.

Tags: funny, reaction, trouble, brooklyn 99, jake peralta
Lean Forward meme Socks

Description: I don't know why, but I still love this.

Tags: fight, social media, twitter, matters, internet
1983 Wagon Queen FAMILY TRUCKSTER - vintage logo Socks

Description: "You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie, family truckster
You must IRISH, because my dick be DUBLIN Socks

Description: With the luck of the Irish, this line might just work.

Tags: beer, boston, celtic, chicago, dublin
WacArnold's - logo Socks

Description: One of my favorite skits from the Chappelle's show when Calvin gets his first job at WacArnold's.

Tags: fake company logo, hood, prince, fast food, burger
Diamond Hands Socks

Description: No paper hands

Tags: trading, reddit, wallstreetbets, tendies, stonks
Deebo's Bike Repo Socks

Description: "That's my bike, punk" Los Angeles, CA Est. 1995

Tags: deebo friday, debo actor, beach cruiser, repo man, deebo
Baby Steps by Dr. Leo Marvin Socks

Description: I would definitely read this book

Tags: bob wiley, sailing, what about bob book, funny movie, bill murray
Jewish Space Laser Socks

Description: I still can't believe this one. Insane.

Tags: hebrew, laser, brooklyn, new york, gop
We've got no food, we've got no jobs - OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Socks

Description: We need to go where the beer flows like wine. Where the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Tags: harry and lloyd, lloyd christmas, ace ventura, jim carrey quotes, mutt cutts
Sex Panther Socks

Description: Yes, it is the best cologne ever made by Odeon, but Sex Panther is also just a really great saying and potentially the coolest nickname any human being could ever have.

Tags: boats and hoes, 60 of the time, sex, sexy, step brothers
I've been called the songbird of my generation Socks

Description: Best line of the movie?

Tags: singer, sailing, boats n hoes, boats and hoes, dinosaur
Matt Damon Socks

Description: I still use this in everyday conversation

Tags: 4th of july, america, ben affleck, fuck yeah, kim jong un
Sterling Cooper Price - vintage logo Socks

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Tags: vintage, ad agency, jon hamm, 60s, madison avenue
Boom, Roasted. Socks

Description: I really don't get sick of Office quotes, or watching The Office for that matter.

Tags: scranton, dwight, scotts tots, fun run, speech
Samsonite - I was way off Socks

Description: slippy, slammy, swim, swammy, swami, sam, Swan, Swanson? Look here on the luggage. Samsonite I was way off!

Tags: ace ventura, lloyd christmas, dumb and dumber quote, 90s, our pets heads are falling off
Keep the change you filthy animal Socks

Description: Angels with filthy souls. Classic movie.

Tags: angels with filthy souls, merry christmas ya filthy animal, little neros pizza, gangster, christmas movie
Slider you stink Socks

Description: One of my favorite lines in the entire movie.

Tags: 80s movies, beach volleyball, because i was inverted, callsign, cruise
Le Tits Now Socks

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: funny christmas, over sized hat, sean connery, saturday night live, will ferrell
Weekend Warrior Socks

Description: college party legend.

Tags: 80s movies, alcohol, beer, bernie sanders, drink
Enjoy your stay on Whore Island Socks

Description: One of the most underrated lines from the whole movie

Tags: anchorman, anchorman quote, brick tamland, i love lamp, kind of a big deal
Mad Question Asking Socks

Description: blunt passing, music blasting

Tags: and if you dont know now you know, big poppa, biggie, biggie lyrics, biggie smalls
TWA Vintage Logo Socks

Description: great design

Tags: airline, airplane, america, aviation, hughes
Good Will Hunting 2 - Hunting Season Socks

Description: Applesauce B*tch

Tags: applesauce, how do you like them apples, ben affleck, hunting season, chasing amy
Merry Christmas Muthafucka Socks

Description: The best.

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, christmas party, funny christmas, ugly, merry christmas
Wear a mask, social distance, wash your hands - THIS IS THE WAY Socks

Description: kind of perfect.

Tags: this is the way mandalorian, fauci gang, bounty hunter, boba fett, tatooine
It goes over your nose Socks

Description: Seriously people.

Tags: social distancing, wear a mask, mask wearing, how to wear a mask, over your nose
YearQuil Socks

Description: Hibernate for the rest of 2020. Just stop everything Completely knock yourself out Wake up in 2021

Tags: medicine, cough, doctor, winter, sleep
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins - Elf Socks

Description: Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Tags: i saw a dog, north pole, merry christmas, christmas movie, christmas

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