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Fool me once, strike one. Socks

Description: Fool me twice, strike three. -Michael Scott

Tags: scotts tots, the office, office, dundie, michael scott paper company
Stay Wicked Fah Apaht Socks

Description: Social distancing in Boston

Tags: cambridge, harvard, beantown, celtics, quarantine
Ron, Brick, Brian & Champ Socks

Description: The greatest news team ever assembled. Whammy!

Tags: brick, champ, loud noises, glass case of emotion, sex panther
Choppin' Broccoli Socks

Description: One of the greatest songs ever written.

Tags: excellent, wayne stock, schwing, party on, song
You Stay Classy San Diego Socks

Description: still the perfect saying

Tags: classy, brick tamland, california, vintage, ron burgundy
Prison Mike's Motivational Speaking Institute Socks

Description: Est. 2005 in Scranton, PA

Tags: steve carell, dwight schrute, free prison mike, dundies, motivational
Socially Distanced by Quentin Quarantino Socks

Description: Written and Directed by

Tags: hollywood, stay at home, end credits, directed, thurman
Stay Home Socks

Description: truth.

Tags: rap, hip hop, stay inside, chicago, ny
Tan Fat = Muscle Socks
Tags: beach, summer, fitness, workout, beach bod
Quarantine & Chill Socks

Description: About all we can do nowadays

Tags: new york, tinder, netflix, nyc, netflix and chill
Get to the Choppa Socks

Description: Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, hunter and killer of Predators, 80's legend.

Tags: 80s movies, alien versus predator, apollo creed, arnold, best seller
Social Distancing Socks

Description: Just like friends, but with at least 6ft of distance

Tags: new york, quarantined, friends, trump sucks, phoebe
Noonan! Socks

Description: The only thing you can yell when someone is putting, driving, or shooting a free throw. It's a multi-sport heckle.

Tags: heckler, dalai lama, caddy, judge smails, country club
No-to-rio-us-u-just-lay-down slow Socks

Description: Still the goat

Tags: 90s, biggie, goat, lyrics, back to cali
I only listen to Yacht Rock Socks

Description: And that's perfectly okay with me.

Tags: michael mcdonald, doobie, california, margarita, boat
Benefits Socks

Description: This might be the perfect play on words and design.

Tags: central perk, new york, chandler bing, 90s, joey tribbiani
How You Doin? Socks

Description: Joey Tribbiani = Legend.

Tags: rachel, friends quote, 90s tv, funny, joey tribbiani
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Socks

Description: Ferris Bueller you’re me hero. Awesome vintage design from one of the best movies of all time.

Tags: breakfast club, john hughes, save ferris, 80s, ferris bueller
In my defense I was left unsupervised Socks

Description: Just a better design on a classic saying. I was, after all, left unsupervised.

Tags: dad, defense, football, funny, funny saying
Southside Hitmen Socks

Description: There are going to be a lot of hits on the southside this year...Comiskey, or the Cell, or whatever we are calling it now. Rake at the Rate.

Tags: chicago white sox, konerko, white sox, chicago, comiskey
I still call it Comiskey Socks

Description: The White Sox are going to be good this year. Finally.

Tags: abreu, baseball, chicago, chicago white sox, moncada
Nonsense Poopy Pants Socks

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura when nature calls, nonsense, jim carrey, dumb and dumber, the mask
Hang on. Let Me Overthink This. Socks

Description: This is me when creating every design.

Tags: joke, saying, introverts unite, hang on, designer
Free Cameron Poe Socks

Description: Plot: Honorably discharged Army Ranger sergeant Cameron Poe returns home to his pregnant wife Tricia after a series of combat deployments. Poe and Tricia are briefly harassed by a drunken bar patron. Poe takes a stand to protect his wife and ends up killing the ringleader. Poe is then sentenced to 7-10 in San Quentin. Free Cameron Poe.

Tags: san quentin, prison, funny, nic cage, the rock
Wendy Peffercorn saved my life Socks

Description: definitely not an L7 weenie.

Tags: 90s, baseball, baseball movie, benny the jet, give him the heater
First I drink the coffee, then I do the things Socks

Description: This is the truth.

Tags: i love coffee, caffeine, coffee, i do the things, starbucks
On the count of 3, name your favorite dinosaur Socks

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: catalina wine mixer, will ferrell, favorite dinosaur, step brothers, john c reilly
"I like big butts, I cannot tell a lie” - George Mix-a-lot Washington Socks

Description: When it comes to females...GW knew what was up.

Tags: 4th of july, america, anaconda, baby got back, big butts
Cutters Socks

Description: classic movie. classic t-shirt.

Tags: indiana, cutter, vintage, indiana state, 1980s
We landed on the moon Socks

Description: Thanks Lloyd. Look incredible this distressed vintage design that is also very informative to people who are idiots.

Tags: astronaut, ace ventura, space, elon musk, spacex
"If only I had checked myself" - guy who wrecked himself Socks

Description: Wise words.

Tags: check yourself, predator, rap, ice cube, california
Reagan Bush ‘84 Socks

Description: It’s morning in America.

Tags: usa, america, maga, trump, reagan vintage
Ron Swanson 2020 Socks

Description: I was born ready, I’m Ron f*cking Swanson. Ron is ready to lead the United States of America. Steak. Breakfast foods. Whiskey.

Tags: amy poehler, aziz ansari, leslie knope, libertarian, libertarianism
Doback & Huff for President 2020 Socks

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: presidential election, fergie and jesus, campaign usa, songbird of my generation, catalina wine mixer
Sex Panther Cologne Socks

Description: By Odeon. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Tags: brian fantana, brick tamland, champ kind, cologne, kindofabigdeal
My Name’s Rod, And I Like To Party. Socks

Description: Hot Rod is one the most underrated funny movies of the past 15 years.

Tags: bill hader, hot rod, jake peralta, lazy sunday, lonely island

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