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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Socks

Description: Classic.

Tags: angels with filthy souls, bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard
Aspen, California - Where the beer flows like wine Socks

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: samsonite, skiing, lloyd christmas, mutt cutts, jim carrey
ASPEN - Where the beer flows like wine Socks

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: i was way off, lloyd christmas, harry, jim carrey, where the beer flows like wine
High on life and also drugs Socks

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Tags: mountains, colorado, camping, funny, forest
Visit Zihuatanejo Mexico Socks

Description: Zihuatanejo. It's a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory

Tags: tourist, surf, penitentiary, prison, andy dufresne
Turd Ferguson - nametag Socks

Description: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is probably the greatest recurring skit that I can remember. There are at least 15 classic moments that just came from that sketch. Turd Ferguson and his big hat being one of them.

Tags: alex trebek, nametag, letitsnow, saturday night live, celebrity jeopardy
Bushwood C.C. caddy shirt Socks

Description: This Bushwood caddy t-shirt is such an 80's classic. Should they ever remake Caddyshack?

Tags: be the ball, bill murray, bushwood cc, bushwood country club, caddy
Let's watch a John Hughes movie. Socks

Description: Honestly, John Hughes wrote so many great movies. Not just the ones that immediately are top of mind, but random ones like Beethoven and Dennis the Menace that are all actually highly watchable.

Tags: director, pretty in pink, great outdoors, planes trains and automobiles, sixteen candles
I have a very particular set of skills. Socks

Description: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Tags: liam neeson, fight, movie, meme, phone call
Abe Froman Sausages - modern logo Socks

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: sausage king of chicago, sausage, matthew broderick, logo, 80s
Doback & Huff '24 - for president Socks

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: songbird, political, president, vote, prestige worldwide
Abe Froman Sausages - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: john hughes, 80s, sausage, sausage king of chicago, ferrari
Plethora (noun): The number of sweaters that El Guapo has. Socks

Description: The definition we all needed.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, jefe, martin short
Bluestar Airlines - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: The great fictional airline from the movie Wall Street. This is an original design take on that logo inspired by the actual logo you see on the plane during the movie.

Tags: wallstreet, new york, charlie sheen, michael douglas, pilot
Gekko & Co - Investments - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: Gekko & Co. - legendary WallStreet firm Investments Manhattan, New York Est. 1969

Tags: trading, stockbroker, wall street, anacott steel, blue horseshoe
High on Stress Socks

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. Booger is a legendary character, now you can have his incredible vintage t-shirt from the movie.

Tags: stress, drugs, stressed out, high, alpha beta
Requesting Permission for Flyby Socks

Description: Permission to buzz the tower

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted
Le tits now Socks

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: over sized hat, saturday night live, jeopardy, let it snow, alex trebek
How you feel about Startin' Somethin' Socks

Description: You wanna be 35% You got to be 65%

Tags: 80s, billie jean, concert, dance, funny
NYC Club Reviews by Stefon Socks

Description: I miss Stefon. His reviews had everything.

Tags: lorne michaels, snl, review, midget, everything
Liter 'O Cola Socks

Description: I don't want a large Farva. I want a Liter of Cola

Tags: funny, trooper, fast food, large, cop
Hattori Hanzo Sword Company Socks

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Tags: bill, elle driver, tarantino, five finger death punch, uma thurman
I make your mouthpiece obese like Della Reese Socks

Description: What an incredible opening lyric. The GOAT.

Tags: long kiss goodnight, della reese, hip hop, biggie, biggie lyrics
"Wow" - Owen Wilson Socks

Description: I just realized that Owen Wilson reacting to things like a sunset over a mountain lake, and just saying "wow", is kind of hilarious to me.

Tags: wedding crashers, grand budapest hotel, the life aquatic, lake, moonrise kingdom
"Wow" - Owen Wilson Socks

Description: Let the man have his catchphrase. Wowwww.

Tags: so hot right now, eli cash, butterscotch, hansel, royal tenenbaums
David S. Pumpkins - halloween costume Socks

Description: Nametag - Easiest one to pull off. You're welcome.

Tags: pumpkins, costume, halloween ideas, nametag, funny
We're Here to F*ck Sh*t Up - Step Brothers Socks

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, job interview, john c reilly, prestige worldwide
Mer-man - Derek Zoolander Socks

Description: Mer-Man!!!!

Tags: merman, derelicte, male model, fashion, hansel
Mugatu logo - So Hot Right Now Socks

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: owen wilson, hansel, so hot right now, will ferrell, zoolander
Mugatu Clothing Co. Socks

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: zoolander, blue steel, derek zoolander, orange mocha, new york
Mugatu Socks

Description: The pinnacle of fashion.

Tags: merman, derek zoolander, obey my dog, so hot right now, hansel
Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash Socks

Description: Most underrated line of the entire movie?

Tags: jesters dead, 80s, iceman, goose, top gun quote
Negative Ghostrider the Pattern is Full Socks

Description: Most quoted line of the entire movie?

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted
Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch. Socks

Description: Still a Chevy Chase fan even if people say he was an asshole. He's my kind of asshole.

Tags: bushwood, danny noonan, carl spackler, al czervik, caddyshack
Is it real son?  Is it really real son? Socks

Description: A great parenting moment for any dad

Tags: method man, protect ya neck, kung fu, shaolin, rapper
You'll get nothing and like it Socks

Description: Probably the best line of the whole movie. Gotta agree with Smails here.

Tags: golf, brat, country club, restaurant, spaulding

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