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I was social distancing before it was cool - vintage Bigfoot Socks

Description: You would think that Bigfoot would be caught on HD video by now considering literally every person in the US has a camera in their pocket.

Tags: funny bigfoot, quarantine, bigfoot believer, social distancing, sasquatch
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. Socks

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie, christmas, elf, cotton headed ninny muggins
It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. Socks

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
Merry Christmas - Shitter was full! Socks

Description: Imagine a movie that was entirely a Cousin Eddie coming of age story.

Tags: christmas vacation quotes, uncle eddie, rv, christmas vacation, vacation
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Socks

Description: Big Worm is one the most underrated characters in Friday

Tags: deebo, playing with my emotions, curlers, snoop, ice cream
Ask me about my butthole Socks

Description: Enough said.

Tags: extraterrestrial, aliens, alien abduction, alien, ufo abductions
I Said Goddamn - retro vintage design Socks

Description: Tarantino has created so many legendary moments and characters

Tags: butch coolidge, cocaine, drugs, john travolta, jules winnfield
Snort Pines, Not Lines Socks

Description: Hey kids don't do drugs

Tags: adventure, camping, christmas, cocaine, colorado
You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep Socks

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie. Also check out how the design of the quote is like Ben Stiller's mustache

Tags: price is wrong, shooter mcgavin, chubbs, golf, hal
Sterling Cooper & Price - logo Socks

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Tags: don draper, logo, jon hamm, madmen, ad agency
1.21 Gigawatts - Delorean time machine Socks

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Tags: delorean time machine, 121 gigawatts, back to the future, clocktower, biff
1.21 Gigawatts - Delorean Socks

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Tags: delorean, time machine, lightning, biff tannen, biff
You're in my world now Grandma Socks

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie.

Tags: adam sandler, ben stiller, billy madison, costume, hal
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" - Michael Scott Socks

Description: One of my favorite Michael Scott quotes from the Office.

Tags: prison mike, scranton, love, date mike, boss
American Light & Fixture - Del Griffith - Shower Curtain Ring Division Socks

Description: "The best shower curtain rings in the world." Director of Sales - Shower Curtain Ring Division Shermer, IL Since 1987

Tags: john candy, comedy, chicago, great outdoors, del griffith
Kevin's Famous Chili - Scranton, PA Socks

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: kevins chili, chilli, jim halpert, dwight schrute, dwight
Bruce Dickinson's More Cowbell Record Co. - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: Est. 1976 "I put my pants on one leg at a time, except once my pants are on I make gold records." - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Tags: logo, classic rock, saturday night live, behind the music, jimmy fallon
Bruce Dickinson - Producer of Gold Records Socks

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, but after his pants are on, he makes gold records. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: behind music, bruce dickinson, vintage, will ferrell, christopher walken
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. Socks

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: blue oyster cult, cowbell, i got a fever, christopher walken, music
Flippin' Sweet - Napoleon Dynamite Socks

Description: Shocks. Pegs. Lucky!

Tags: napoleon dynamite quotes, liger, kip, high school, uncle rico
Flippin' Sweet Socks

Description: Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!

Tags: high school, tina you fat lard, uncle rico football, pedro, deb
Dillon Panthers Football - #85 - Landry Clarke Socks

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, coach taylor, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, dillon, tim riggins
Dillon Panthers #20 - Brian "Smash" Williams Socks

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, coach taylor, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, dillon, college football
Loded Diper World Tour - "It's time to go full diper" Socks

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: rock, logo, rowley, rodrick, diary of a wimpy kid
Loded Diper - vintage logo Socks

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diary of a wimpy kid, diper, kid, logo
Loded Diper World Tour - vintage logo Socks

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diary of a wimpy kid, kid, logo, rock
Continental Breakfast is Not Real Breakfast Socks

Description: Speak your truth!

Tags: cereal, meme, bagel, juice, food
Napoleon Dynamite's Wolverine Hunting Company - logo Socks

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Tags: wolverine, kip, pedro, twelve gauge, tina you fat lard
Cash money records takin' over for 9-9 and the 2000's Socks

Description: That feeling when you hear those first notes of the violin of Back That Ass Up and Juvenile says "Cash money records takin' over 9-9 and the 2000s"

Tags: intro, violin, 1999, gangsta, baby
Mr. Wolf's Cleaning Services - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: I solve problems 30 minutes away? Be there in 10. Since 1994

Tags: 90s, cleaner, cleaning services, harvey keitel, i solve problems
The Wolf's Cleaning Services - All problems solved - logo Socks

Description: "30 minutes away? I'll be there in 10." A modern vintage logo for Mr. Winston Wolf and his professional cleaning service

Tags: 90s, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning services, harvey keitel
Stay Dead Socks

Description: Stay Woke? No, Stay Dead

Tags: costume, stay woke, woke, death, kyrie irving
Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone Socks

Description: Now tell me whatchu gonna do

Tags: bone, harmony, crossroads, uncle charles, funny
Just here to bone - skeleton Socks

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Tags: bones, college, costume, dad, dead
Just here to bone - Skeleton Socks

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Tags: costume, halloween, just here to bone, skulls, bones
Chi Slama Jama Socks

Description: There is a new dunk fraternity in Chicago. Chi Slama Jama.

Tags: phi slama jama, chicago, bulls, chi slamma jamma, demar derozan

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