Kids Hoodies

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie. Also check out how the design of the quote is like Ben Stiller's mustache

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie.

Description: One of my favorite Michael Scott quotes from the Office.

Description: "The best shower curtain rings in the world." Director of Sales - Shower Curtain Ring Division Shermer, IL Since 1987

Description: Est. 1976 "I put my pants on one leg at a time, except once my pants are on I make gold records." - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, but after his pants are on, he makes gold records. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Description: Shocks. Pegs. Lucky!

Description: Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!

Description: Texas Forever!

Description: Texas Forever!

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: Speak your truth!

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Description: I solve problems 30 minutes away? Be there in 10. Since 1994

Description: "30 minutes away? I'll be there in 10." A modern vintage logo for Mr. Winston Wolf and his professional cleaning service

Description: Stay Woke? No, Stay Dead

Description: Now tell me whatchu gonna do

Description: There is a new dunk fraternity in Chicago. Chi Slama Jama.

Description: Classic.

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Description: Zihuatanejo. It's a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory

Description: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is probably the greatest recurring skit that I can remember. There are at least 15 classic moments that just came from that sketch. Turd Ferguson and his big hat being one of them.

Description: This Bushwood caddy t-shirt is such an 80's classic. Should they ever remake Caddyshack?

Description: Honestly, John Hughes wrote so many great movies. Not just the ones that immediately are top of mind, but random ones like Beethoven and Dennis the Menace that are all actually highly watchable.

Description: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Description: The definition we all needed.