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No-to-rio-us-u-just-lay-down slow Kids Hoodie

Description: Still the goat

Tags: 90s, biggie, goat, lyrics, back to cali
I only listen to Yacht Rock Kids Hoodie

Description: And that's perfectly okay with me.

Tags: michael mcdonald, doobie, california, margarita, boat
Benefits Kids Hoodie

Description: This might be the perfect play on words and design.

Tags: central perk, new york, chandler bing, 90s, joey tribbiani
How You Doin? Kids Hoodie

Description: Joey Tribbiani = Legend.

Tags: rachel, friends quote, 90s tv, funny, joey tribbiani
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Kids Hoodie

Description: Ferris Bueller you’re me hero. Awesome vintage design from one of the best movies of all time.

Tags: breakfast club, john hughes, save ferris, 80s, ferris bueller
In my defense I was left unsupervised Kids Hoodie

Description: Just a better design on a classic saying. I was, after all, left unsupervised.

Tags: dad, defense, football, funny, funny saying
Southside Hitmen Kids Hoodie

Description: There are going to be a lot of hits on the southside this year...Comiskey, or the Cell, or whatever we are calling it now. Rake at the Rate.

Tags: chicago white sox, konerko, white sox, chicago, comiskey
I still call it Comiskey Kids Hoodie

Description: The White Sox are going to be good this year. Finally.

Tags: abreu, baseball, chicago, chicago white sox, moncada
Nonsense Poopy Pants Kids Hoodie

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura when nature calls, nonsense, jim carrey, dumb and dumber, the mask
Hang on. Let Me Overthink This. Kids Hoodie

Description: This is me when creating every design.

Tags: joke, saying, introverts unite, hang on, designer
Free Cameron Poe Kids Hoodie

Description: Plot: Honorably discharged Army Ranger sergeant Cameron Poe returns home to his pregnant wife Tricia after a series of combat deployments. Poe and Tricia are briefly harassed by a drunken bar patron. Poe takes a stand to protect his wife and ends up killing the ringleader. Poe is then sentenced to 7-10 in San Quentin. Free Cameron Poe.

Tags: san quentin, prison, funny, nic cage, the rock
Wendy Peffercorn saved my life Kids Hoodie

Description: definitely not an L7 weenie.

Tags: 90s, baseball, baseball movie, benny the jet, give him the heater
First I drink the coffee, then I do the things Kids Hoodie

Description: This is the truth.

Tags: i love coffee, caffeine, coffee, i do the things, starbucks
On the count of 3, name your favorite dinosaur Kids Hoodie

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: catalina wine mixer, will ferrell, favorite dinosaur, step brothers, john c reilly
"I like big butts, I cannot tell a lie” - George Mix-a-lot Washington Kids Hoodie

Description: When it comes to females...GW knew what was up.

Tags: 4th of july, america, anaconda, baby got back, big butts
Cutters Kids Hoodie

Description: classic movie. classic t-shirt.

Tags: indiana, cutter, vintage, indiana state, 1980s
We landed on the moon Kids Hoodie

Description: Thanks Lloyd. Look incredible this distressed vintage design that is also very informative to people who are idiots.

Tags: astronaut, ace ventura, space, elon musk, spacex
"If only I had checked myself" - guy who wrecked himself Kids Hoodie

Description: Wise words.

Tags: check yourself, predator, rap, ice cube, california
Reagan Bush ‘84 Kids Hoodie

Description: It’s morning in America.

Tags: usa, america, maga, trump, reagan vintage
Ron Swanson 2020 Kids Hoodie

Description: I was born ready, I’m Ron f*cking Swanson. Ron is ready to lead the United States of America. Steak. Breakfast foods. Whiskey.

Tags: amy poehler, aziz ansari, leslie knope, libertarian, libertarianism
Doback & Huff for President 2020 Kids Hoodie

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: presidential election, fergie and jesus, campaign usa, songbird of my generation, catalina wine mixer
My Name’s Rod, And I Like To Party. Kids Hoodie

Description: Hot Rod is one the most underrated funny movies of the past 15 years.

Tags: bill hader, hot rod, jake peralta, lazy sunday, lonely island
Spaulding & Smails ’20 - Presidential campaign Kids Hoodie

Description: You’ll get nothing and like it.

Tags: 2020, america, bill murray, bushwood, danny noonan
Soul Glo Vintage Logo Kids Hoodie

Description: Just let your soullllll glo. Feeling oh so silky smooth

Tags: 1980s, akeem, coming to america movie, eddie murphy, logo
Drunk-ish Kids Hoodie

Description: why not

Tags: kiss me im irish, irish flag, st paddy, alcohol, st patricks
Is This Heaven? No, It’s Iowa Kids Hoodie

Description: Best baseball movie of all time.

Tags: field of dreams, iowa, iowa hawkeyes, hawkeye, shoeless joe jackson
El Guapo Sweater Co. Kids Hoodie

Description: We have a plethora of sweaters!

Tags: tequila, santa poco, mexico, el guapo sweater company, plethora of sweaters
Amigos Kids Hoodie

Description: Friends, but instead of Joey it’s Jose...you get the idea.

Tags: 1990s, 90s kid, 90s tv, cinco de mayo, friends
Gator don’t play no shit Kids Hoodie

Description: ya feel me?

Tags: ron burgundy, anchorman, prius, you feel me, pimp
Doback & Huff 2020 Kids Hoodie

Description: We’re going to f*ck sh*t up.

Tags: catalina wine mixer, president, boats and hoes, boating, election
Did we just become best friends? Kids Hoodie

Description: On the count of 3, name your favorite dinosaur.

Tags: step brothers, will ferrell, dale doback, brennan huff, prestige worldwide
Mahomey Kids Hoodie

Description: Patrick Mahomes is very very good.

Tags: kc chiefs, quarterback, mahomes goat, mahomes making kansas city great again, kansas city chiefs
Comrades Kids Hoodie

Description: The same show, except set in Russia and well...okay definitely not the same show.

Tags: friends, soviet union, ussr, comrades, russia
Murtaugh & Riggs 2020 Kids Hoodie

Description: I’m too old for this shit.

Tags: usa, politics, im too old for this shit, 2nd amendment, president
Overlook Hotel modern logo Kids Hoodie

Description: A modern design interpretation of the Overlook Hotel room 237.

Tags: vintage, overlook hotel logo, jack torrance, shining, heres johnny
Prestige Worldwide presents Boats ’N Hoes Kids Hoodie

Description: Gotta have me my Boats ’n hoes

Tags: prestige worldwide boats and hoes, boats and hoes, step brothers, anchorman, prestige worldwide

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