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It puts the facemask on its skin, or else it gets phase 1 again. Kids Hoodie
Tags: skin, hannibal lecter, bill, liver, jodie foster
Scotty Doesn't Know Kids Hoodie

Description: Best movie song ever.

Tags: matt damon, rock, song lyrics, scottie, scotty
Prestige Worldwide Kids Hoodie

Description: This didn't need a fancy logo, just a really killer t-shirt that has Prestige Worldwide written in a vintage, distressed cursive type on it.

Tags: prestige world wide, ron burgundy, anchorman, boats n hoes, ocean
Toonces the Driving Cat Kids Hoodie

Description: This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: dana carvey, snl, stuntman, drive, lolcat
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog Kids Hoodie

Description: I would ride this thing for sure

Tags: ace ventura, biker, earth, harry and lloyd, hog
We have clearance, Clarence Kids Hoodie

Description: I love Airplane. The best part is the comedy really holds up after all of these years.

Tags: lloyd bridges, airplane, 1980, top gun, ted striker
This is going to sound weird, but for a second I think you took on the shape of a unicorn Kids Hoodie

Description: One of the most underrated lines of the entire classic movie.

Tags: boats and hoes, boats n hoes, buddy the elf, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Scotty Doesn't Know Kids Hoodie

Description: Classic.

Tags: graduation, cant hardly wait, girlfriend, high school, lyrics
Cool Story Bro Kids Hoodie

Description: A lot of stories of social distancing, Karens, partying, Trump, bros, viruses, videos, homers, stunts, drinking, and whatnot these days. Cool story bro.

Tags: vintage, bro, workout, college, florida
You'll get nothing and like it Kids Hoodie

Description: Spaulding: I want a hamburger, no I want a hot dog.... Smails: You'll get nothing and like it

Tags: christmas vacation, trump, carl spackler, rodney dangerfield, dad
I've been called the songbird of my generation Kids Hoodie

Description: By people who have heard me. For a second, I thought I saw him transform into a unicorn. Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced Kids Hoodie

Description: truth

Tags: black lives matter, black, inconvenient, blm, protest
Your mama is an astronaut Kids Hoodie

Description: I still say this, but not sure people have any clue what I'm talking about

Tags: spacex, billy hoyle, wesley snipes, basketball, white men cant jump
I SAID 6 FEET APART MOTHERF*CKER Kids Hoodie

Description: Samuel L. Jackson demands that you stay six feet apart.

Tags: new york, stay home, 6 feet, social distancing, 2020
Everybody Loves Ramen Kids Hoodie

Description: Truth.

Tags: japanese, chinese, noodles, food, ray romano
I'm kind of a big deal Kids Hoodie

Description: I don't know how to put this, but....

Tags: big deal, will ferrell, anchorman, ron burgundy, stay classy
Buzz, your girlfriend Woof! Kids Hoodie

Description: Underrated line of a classic Christmas movie

Tags: 90s, buzz, buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, christmas sweater
Boats 'N Hoes Kids Hoodie

Description: Perfect t-shirt if you ask me.

Tags: usa, will ferrell, step brothers, prestige worldwide, sailing
I'm kind of a big deal Kids Hoodie

Description: The legend. Ron. All class. Newsman. Anchorman.

Tags: prestige worldwide, step brothers, brick tamland, sex panther, snl
I'm kind of a big deal Kids Hoodie

Description: I don't know how to put this, but...

Tags: anchorman, big deal, boats n hoes, glass case of emotion, loud noises
Boats 'n Hoes Kids Hoodie

Description: Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes.

Tags: step brothers, will ferrell, best friends, did we just become best friends, favorite dinosaur
Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Kids Hoodie

Description: Kind of true for whole year of 2020 to be perfectly honest.

Tags: quit sniffing, 2020 election, 80s, anxiety, drugs
Imbleach Him Kids Hoodie

Description: See what I did there

Tags: impeach 45, president, usa, america, donald trump
Fool me once, strike one. Kids Hoodie

Description: Fool me twice, strike three. -Michael Scott

Tags: scotts tots, the office, office, dundie, michael scott paper company
Stay Wicked Fah Apaht Kids Hoodie

Description: Social distancing in Boston

Tags: cambridge, harvard, beantown, celtics, quarantine
Ron, Brick, Brian & Champ Kids Hoodie

Description: The greatest news team ever assembled. Whammy!

Tags: brick, champ, loud noises, glass case of emotion, sex panther
Choppin' Broccoli Kids Hoodie

Description: One of the greatest songs ever written.

Tags: excellent, wayne stock, schwing, party on, song
You Stay Classy San Diego Kids Hoodie

Description: still the perfect saying

Tags: classy, brick tamland, california, vintage, ron burgundy
Prison Mike's Motivational Speaking Institute Kids Hoodie

Description: Est. 2005 in Scranton, PA

Tags: steve carell, dwight schrute, free prison mike, dundies, motivational
Socially Distanced by Quentin Quarantino Kids Hoodie

Description: Written and Directed by

Tags: hollywood, stay at home, end credits, directed, thurman
Stay Home Kids Hoodie

Description: truth.

Tags: rap, hip hop, stay inside, chicago, ny
Tan Fat = Muscle Kids Hoodie
Tags: beach, summer, fitness, workout, beach bod
Quarantine & Chill Kids Hoodie

Description: About all we can do nowadays

Tags: new york, tinder, netflix, nyc, netflix and chill
Get to the Choppa Kids Hoodie

Description: Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, hunter and killer of Predators, 80's legend.

Tags: 80s movies, alien versus predator, apollo creed, arnold, best seller
Social Distancing Kids Hoodie

Description: Just like friends, but with at least 6ft of distance

Tags: new york, quarantined, friends, trump sucks, phoebe
Noonan! Kids Hoodie

Description: The only thing you can yell when someone is putting, driving, or shooting a free throw. It's a multi-sport heckle.

Tags: heckler, dalai lama, caddy, judge smails, country club

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