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Aunt Becky Mugshot Kids Hoodie

Description: Looking good Aunt Becky.

Tags: college, danny tanner, dj tanner, full house, jail
Hawk & Son Trucking Co. - Est. 1987 Kids Hoodie

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, arm wrestling, boxing, logo
Merry Cagemas - Saint Nicolas Kids Hoodie

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: merry cagemas, the rock, saint nicholas, meme, nicolas cage
Gus Polinski & The Kenosha Kickers - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: The Polka King of the Midwest Sheboygan, Wisconsin

Tags: little neros pizza, merry christmas ya filthy animal, wet bandits, gus polinski and the kenosha kickers, polka king
Randy Watson World Tour - Est. 1988 Kids Hoodie

Description: "That boy's good and terrible"

Tags: 80s movie, akeem, arsenio hall, band, coming to america
I have many leather bound books Kids Hoodie

Description: And my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Tags: ron burgundy, books, sex panther, leather bound books, glass case of emotion
Mom Jeans logo - SNL Kids Hoodie

Description: Jeans that say, "I'm not a woman, I'm a mom"

Tags: woman, amy poehler, vintage, terrible idea, bad idea
Mom Jeans - SNL Kids Hoodie

Description: The greatest fake jeans commercial of all time

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, bad idea, commercial, david spade
Forrest Gump '24 - I just felt like running Kids Hoodie

Description: Why not?

Tags: 2024, america, democrat, election, forrest gump quote
Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Kids Hoodie

Description: The greatest spy in American history

Tags: ty webb, emmett fitzhume, chevy chase, test, fletch
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho '24 Kids Hoodie

Description: Lets be honest, we're not far away.

Tags: camacho 24, mountain dew, dwayne elizondo mountain dew camacho, america, usa
Remember kids - electricity will kill you Kids Hoodie

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: education, teacher, school, funny electrician, vintage
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024 - "F*ck yeah!" Kids Hoodie

Description: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Is there a better ex pro wrestler, ex porn star fictional future president?

Tags: 2024, america, brawndo, democrat, election
I'm not your ordinary everyday fool, okay? - Clark Griswold Kids Hoodie

Description: Clark and Rusty buying the Family Truckster is one of the best scenes of the entire movie.

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, chicago, christmas vacation, clark
Big Ern McCracken - One More Time Sweetness Kids Hoodie

Description: Bowling legend.

Tags: amish, caddyshack, roy munson, the big ern, big ern mccracken
Samsonite - I was way off! Kids Hoodie

Description: I try to work this quote in at least once per month to normal conversation.

Tags: luggage, samsonite, i was way off, pets heads are falling off, aspen
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Kids Hoodie

Description: Lets be honest, we're not far away.

Tags: mike judge, the rock, 2024, mountain dew, trump
Large Marge Kids Hoodie

Description: With salt please.

Tags: girls weekend, margaritas, tequila, cancun, spring break
Jack Burton Trucking Est. 1986 - Visalia, CA - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: Jack Burton, a cocky, wise-cracking truck driver who gets involved in an ancient battle between Good and Evil when he makes a delivery to Chinatown.

Tags: martial arts, vintage, truck, china, trucker
A day off with Ferris Bueller Kids Hoodie

Description: A pretty nice Chicago itinerary for Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane. I'd say that is a great day.

Tags: itinerary, chicago cubs, chicago, john hughes, 80s
Life moves pretty fast - Ferris Bueller quote Kids Hoodie

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: ferris bueller quote, 80s, bueller, cameron, ferrari
Cobra Kai Sweep The Leg - vintage Kids Hoodie

Description: The most legendary karate dojo that has ever existed.

Tags: dojo, miyagi, 80s movies, sweep the leg, all valley
Cobra Kai - All Valley Karate Championship - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: The most legendary karate tournament that has ever existed.

Tags: karate kid, miyagi, strike first, 80s, 80s movies
Remember kids, electricity will kill you - modern vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: elon musk, meme, funny gift, retro, vintage
Remember kids, Electricity will kill you - modern vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: funny gift, electrical engineering, kilowatt, funny electrician, vintage
Ricky Vaughn Major League - vintage glasses and hat Kids Hoodie

Description: My favorite baseball movie of all time

Tags: glasses, california penal league, wild thing, bob uecker, harry doyle
Iceman - vintage helmet Kids Hoodie

Description: The legendary Ice Man

Tags: navy, f 14 tomcat, maverick, iceman, jesters dead
Silky Johnson Kids Hoodie

Description: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, AND I HATE YOUR GUTS

Tags: ice, pimp, chappelle show, player haters club, eddie murphy
Silky Johnson Kids Hoodie

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: chappelle show, pimp, silky johnson, player hater, dave chappelle
Flynn's Arcade - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: Gonna need another one of these movies.

Tags: light cycle, 80s, vintage, arcade, tron
Cyberdyne Systems Corporation - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: A Cyberdyne Systems Corporation

Tags: skynet, cyberdyne systems, arnold schwarzenegger, predator, arnold
Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: The legendary Abe Froman.

Tags: save ferris, abe froman sausage king, sausage king of chicago, sausage king, john hughes
Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago Kids Hoodie

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: matthew broderick, save ferris, abe froman sausage king, logo, ferris bueller
You're Abe Froman? Kids Hoodie

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: logo, ferrari, matthew broderick, abe froman sausage king, john hughes
You're Abe Froman?  - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: sausage king, 80s, sausage, ferris buellers day off, ferrari
Bayside Tigers - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: tigers, saved by the bell, high school, vintage, bayside

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