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Gus Polinski & The Kenosha Kickers Kids Hoodie

Description: Polka King of the Midwest Sheboygan, Wisconsin

Tags: little neros pizza, kevin mccallister, merry christmas ya filthy animal, polka king, wet bandits
I have the body of a god Kids Hoodie

Description: Wise words from Buddha

Tags: gym, body goals, exercise, fitness, body of a god
Quit playing with your dinghy Kids Hoodie

Description: Legend.

Tags: quit playing with your dinghy, saturday night live, david spade, 90s, sailing
Clark & Ellen & Rusty & Audrey - names Kids Hoodie

Description: The iconic family of 4.

Tags: 80s movies, chicago, christmas vacation, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
Montana Kids Hoodie

Description: Great state.

Tags: rocky mountains, wilderness, john dutton, helena, west
John Dutton for Montana Governor Kids Hoodie

Description: Montana ranching legend John Dutton for governor.

Tags: right wing, dutton for governor, republican, governor, politics
"In this country we don't share land" - John Dutton Kids Hoodie

Description: Montana ranching legend.

Tags: in this country we dont share land, farm, dutton, yellowstone, american flag
You need to let that sh*t go - vintage Buddha design Kids Hoodie

Description: Wise words from Buddha

Tags: zen, relax, calm, let it go, funny buddha
Del Griffith's Shower Curtain Rings - Shermer, IL Since 1987 Kids Hoodie

Description: "The best shower curtain rings in the world." Since 1987

Tags: planes trains and automobiles, christmas, gus polinski, kenosha kickers, chicago
Family Truckster 1983 Kids Hoodie

Description: Probably the funniest fictional care in any movie.

Tags: walley world, family, family truckster, dad, family vacation
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west Kids Hoodie

Description: and my spirit is crying for leaving

Tags: sunset, mountains, robert plant, stairway to heaven, vintage
If it's not Scottish it's crap! Kids Hoodie

Description: legendary SNL skit

Tags: austin powers, braveheart, crap, dr evil, head
introverted, but willing to discuss dogs Kids Hoodie

Description: Who's a good boy?

Tags: mental health, dog owner, dog lover, introvert, introverted
Introverted, but willing to discuss cancelling plans Kids Hoodie

Description: Nothing better than cancelled plans

Tags: introverted but willing, friends, anxious, anti social, cats
introverted, but willing to discuss your mom Kids Hoodie

Description: Topic of discussion

Tags: introverted but willing to discuss, introvert, introverts unite, antisocial, sarcasm
introverted but willing to discuss 90's hip hop Kids Hoodie

Description: Always

Tags: 90s, biggie smalls, extrovert, hip hop, introvert
"Oh crap, that's due tomorrow?" - Thomas Jefferson Kids Hoodie

Description: July 3rd, 1776 True story.

Tags: 1776, america, american flag, american history, constitution
Save Ferris vintage design Kids Hoodie

Description: There are few campaign’s that have caught the attention of the nation bigger than Save Ferris. Ferris Bueller you’re my hero.

Tags: 80s, chicago, distressed, ed rooney, ferrari
At home drawing pictures, of mountain tops Kids Hoodie

Description: With him on top. One of my favorite opening lines of a song ever.

Tags: 90s, alive, classic, colorado, concert
S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours Honolulu, Hawaii Est. 1964

Tags: boat, skipper, gilligan, gilligans island, hawaii
The Law Offices of The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Est. 1989 Kids Hoodie

Description: "Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Tags: caveman, funny lawyer, future lawyer, im a lawyer, keyrock
The metric system can't measure freedom Kids Hoodie

Description: The metric system is a system of measurement that uses the meter, liter, and gram as base units of length (distance), capacity (volume), and weight (mass).....but it can't measure FREEDOM

Tags: merica, america, american, american flag, fourth of july
I have no idea what I'm doing Kids Hoodie

Description: Many times per day

Tags: funny, horse, yellowstone, funny horse, horse riding
If it's not scottish it's crap Kids Hoodie

Description: legendary SNL skit

Tags: austin powers, dr evil, scotland, waynes world, so i married an axe murderer
World Series of Dice Kids Hoodie

Description: 8th Annual Featuring Grits n' Gravy, Phyuck Yiu, Leonard Washington, Ashy Larry

Tags: ashy larry, world series of dice, tyrone biggums, habitual line stepper, craps
Saddle up on Deez Nuts - vintage Kids Hoodie

Description: Cowboy stuff

Tags: rodeo, texas, ranch, horse, humor
Saddle up on Deez Nuts Kids Hoodie

Description: Get it

Tags: nuts, funny, dutton ranch, humor, saddle up
The f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Kids Hoodie

Description: A sunset, palm trees, helicopters, and wine in a distressed vintage design makes for the perfect Catalina Wine Mixer t-shirt.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, brennan huff, california
So you're telling me there's a chance Kids Hoodie

Description: What are the chances of a guy like you, and a girl like me.....wait.... One of the greatest funny movie quotes of the 90's

Tags: colorado, so youre telling me theres a chance, ace ventura, california, aspen
How do you like your eggs in the morning?  Date Mike Kids Hoodie

Description: I think we all deserved one additional appearance of Date Mike with his open collar and backwards Kangol hat.

Tags: date mike, cheesy, breakfast, eggs, michael scott
Party in slow motion Kids Hoodie

Description: Slow motion for me, slow motion for me

Tags: yacht, boat captain, wi, lake life, lake house
Puft Daddy Kids Hoodie

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: hip hop, daddy, puff daddy, dan ackroyd, biggie
GRIT - vintage design Kids Hoodie

Description: Mental Toughness

Tags: toughness, tough, work harder, entrepreneur, mindset
Did you touch my drumset? Kids Hoodie

Description: Dale Doback and his beat laboratory

Tags: boats and hoes, did you touch my drumset, beat lab, dale doback, drummer
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon Kids Hoodie

Description: Step Brothers is the best comedy of the past 20 years.

Tags: dale doback, boats n hoes, favorite dinosaur, bunk beds, dragon
VINCE Kids Hoodie

Description: Best obscure movie t-shirt from the 80s. If you know you know. Vintage design.

Tags: vince, 80s movies, gambling, paul newman, color of money

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