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Property of Shawshank State Penitentiary - 1947 Kids Hoodie

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Tags: accountant, andy and red, andy dufresne, dufrense redding, fishing
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed far away Kids Hoodie

Description: Perfection

Tags: 60s, abbey road, beatles art, beatles lyrics, get back
There's room for everyone on the nice list - Buddy the Elf Kids Hoodie

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater
Does somebody need a hug? Kids Hoodie

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Canned cranberry or we riot Kids Hoodie

Description: If my cranberry doesn't have ridges on it, I don't even want to see it

Tags: canned cranberry, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, cranberry sauce
Moon River Rock, Moon River Roll Kids Hoodie

Description: It's right in my Q-Zone!

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Does somebody need a hug? Kids Hoodie

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face Kids Hoodie

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Tags: classic rock, going to california, jimmy page, kashmir, led zep
Skibidi toilet rizz ohio Kids Hoodie

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: brain rot, funny, gyatt, high school, influencer
You feeling strong my friend?  Call me ELF one more time. Kids Hoodie

Description: Miles Finch has left his book full of gems. What's more vulnerable than a peach?

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
There's room for everyone on the Nice List Kids Hoodie

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas Card Kids Hoodie

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Farting is Natural! Kids Hoodie

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Tags: adventure, beans, camping, climbing, fart
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas Card Kids Hoodie

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas Movie Kids Hoodie

Description: It is set at Christmas, but NOT a very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
It's a major award Kids Hoodie

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile
Spicoli's Surf Shop - Est. 1982 Kids Hoodie

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, beach, fast times, fast times at ridgemont high
You've been smoochin' with everybody Kids Hoodie

Description: Keep the change ya filthy animal

Tags: angels with filthy souls, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, filthy animal, fuller
The Copacabana nightclub - New York City Kids Hoodie

Description: Date night

Tags: 90s movie, bamboo lounge, casino, copacabana, godfather
Vegas Baby, Vegas! Kids Hoodie

Description: This will never get old to me. Such a classic.

Tags: 90s, bachelor party, casino, gambling, las vegas
Call me Ice Box Kids Hoodie

Description: Gotta stop Spike. Pee wee football legend.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, al bundy, call me icebox, football
Push it to the Limit Kids Hoodie

Description: Such an 80's Miami, Florida Dade and Broward County vibe

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s songs, al pacino, florida
You gotta give - Calicocutpants.com Kids Hoodie

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that - Hal 9000 Kids Hoodie

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, ai, artificial intelligence, computer
Lets have a very Die Hard Christmas Kids Hoodie

Description: Ho Ho Ho A very special Christmas with John McClane and Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
Open the pod bay doors Hal Kids Hoodie

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, artificial intelligence, elon musk, hal
ewwwhatareudooinghere? The Californians Kids Hoodie

Description: What are you doing here? A Top 10 all time SNL recurring skit. Honestly, go and re-watch it. It's incredibly funny. Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Keenan, and other cameos.

Tags: 90s bootleg, bill hader, california, californian, fred armisen
It was a hanukkah just like any other, Or was it? Kids Hoodie

Description: Hanukkah, dateline, keith morrison, ugly holiday sweater = a perfect design mashup

Tags: adatewithdateline, chanukah, crime, dateline, dreidel
A lotta people give - calicocutpants.com Kids Hoodie

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face - vintage design Kids Hoodie

Description: And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been

Tags: 70s rock, band, black dog, california, classic rock
Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace Co. Kids Hoodie

Description: Home of the Chinese Turkey Open Christmas Day

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, chines restaurant, chinese, christmas
Major Award Kids Hoodie

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile
There's some Ho Ho Ho's in this house Kids Hoodie

Description: Santa always gives special treatment when he feels like there are some Ho's, Hoes or even a single Ho in the house.

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa
Twin Girls in the hallway - The Shining Kids Hoodie

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson, overlook
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Kids Hoodie

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Tags: celebrity jeopardy, colon blow, comedy, dana carvey, free dummy
That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow Kids Hoodie

Description: My in house meme lord advised me to post this one

Tags: anxiety, feeling, grinch, grinch christmas, knee surgery meme

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