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Mount RUSHmore - the greatest running backs of all time Kids Hoodie

Description: Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Emmitt Smith, and Jim Brown Am I the first person to come up with this?

Tags: barry sanders, chicago, chicago bears, cleveland browns, dallas cowboys
NPC Kids Hoodie

Description: The kind of slang I like

Tags: game, gamer, gaming, larp, larping
The Bash Brothers Kids Hoodie

Description: 80's baseball at its finest Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire

Tags: 80s, baseball, bay area, home run, jose canseco
You have died of diarrhea lettuce Kids Hoodie

Description: These things just write themselves

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, diarrhea lettuce, explosive diarrhea, funny
Fantasy Football makes me drink Kids Hoodie

Description: Just can't seem to get it right

Tags: chicago bears, cleveland browns, cowboys, da bears, dallas cowboys
Absolute Piss Missile Kids Hoodie

Description: Legendary football announcer call using baseball terminology

Tags: absolute piss missile, baseball, cowboys, dak prescott, dallas
Absolute Piss Missile Kids Hoodie

Description: Legendary football announcer call using baseball terminology

Tags: absolute piss missile, baseball, cowboys, dak prescott, dallas
You can just do things Kids Hoodie

Description: This is a true life statement

Tags: advice, career, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang
The Lions make me drink Kids Hoodie

Description: The NFC North is no joke

Tags: amon ra st brown, barry sanders, dan campbell, detroit, detroit lions football
NASA - vintage logo Kids Hoodie

Description: A classic vintage design. One of the best NASA logos for any space explorer.

Tags: 70s, 80s, america, apollo, astronaut
Chicago Vice - McMahon & Payton 85 Bears poster Kids Hoodie

Description: About as iconic of a 85 86 era Chicago Bears poster as you can get

Tags: 80s, 85 bears, bear down, caleb williams, chicago
Clayton Bigsby 2028 Kids Hoodie

Description: Let that hate out

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, chapelle show, clayton bigsby
Stewart & Colbert 2028 Kids Hoodie

Description: This would be an incredible ticket for America.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, democrat, election
Stewart & Colbert 2028 Kids Hoodie

Description: This would be an incredible ticket for America.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, democrat, election
Tong Po - Muay Thai fighter - Thailand Kids Hoodie

Description: Tong Po from the 1989 martial arts film Kickboxer is a ruthless and brutal Muay Thai champion

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bloodsport, boxing, chong li
It's time for the percolator Kids Hoodie

Description: do do do do do dododododo

Tags: catholic, chicago, chicago bears, dance, dancing
It's time for the percolator Kids Hoodie

Description: do do do do do dododododo

Tags: catholic, chicago, chicago bears, dance, dancing
You can just do things Kids Hoodie

Description: This is a true life statement

Tags: advice, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man. Kids Hoodie

Description: This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: abides, big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are
NOT Ai , but definitely SLOPPY Kids Hoodie

Description: Ai Slop detected

Tags: ai slop, anti ai, artificial intelligence, beer, definitely sloppy
Soul Glo - Caleb Williams Kids Hoodie

Description: Mustache. Jheri curl coming next.

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, ben johnson, chicago
Elite Ball Knowledge Kids Hoodie

Description: EBK baby

Tags: 2000s, 90s basketball, ball knower, ball knowledge, basketball player
Elite Ball Knowledge Kids Hoodie

Description: Ball knower

Tags: ball knower, ball knowledge, basketball, basketball fan, basketball player
Elite Ball Knowledge Kids Hoodie

Description: EBK baby

Tags: 2000s, 90s basketball, ball knower, basketball player, celtics
Daejon Love #7 Kids Hoodie

Description: He needs to end up on the sideline for some team

Tags: 49ers, brock purdy, dating, fake, football
Currently Maximizing Shareholder Value Kids Hoodie

Description: Just something I like to do to make sure the CEO can become a billionaire! woo hoo!

Tags: billionaire, business, corporate, corporate humor, coworker gift
Ogre Achiever Kids Hoodie

Description: Shrek puns are pure comedy

Tags: austin powers, back to school, donkey, dr evil, funny
Ogre Achiever Kids Hoodie

Description: pure comedy

Tags: austin powers, back to school, donkey, dr evil, funny
IOWA CITY Kids Hoodie

Description: yes, it's true.

Tags: beer, college, des moines, drinking, drunk
You muh muh muh make me happy Kids Hoodie

Description: Simple Jack is one the best funny movie side stories

Tags: 2000s, autism, autistic, ben stiller, booty sweat
You muh muh muh make me happy Kids Hoodie

Description: Simple Jack is one the best funny movie side stories

Tags: 2000s, autism, autistic, ben stiller, booty sweat
How come it's always "you're autistic" and never "Thank you for telling me everything you know about trains" Kids Hoodie

Description: Trains are cool though. What's the issue?

Tags: absurd, autism, autistic, funny, funny autism
Clayton Bigsby 2028 - "Let that hate out" Kids Hoodie

Description: Let that hate out

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, chapelle show, clayton bigsby
Daily shitstorm survivor Kids Hoodie

Description: The perfect office gift

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, boss, corporate, corporate humor
Cancel Culture can't cancel the culture Kids Hoodie

Description: cancel cancel culture

Tags: anti woke, black, black culture, black excellence, cancelled
Maximizing Shareholder Value Kids Hoodie

Description: Just something I like to do to make sure the CEO can become a billionaire! woo hoo!

Tags: billionaire, corporate humor, coworker gift, cpg, funny

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