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The Butabi Brothers - Night at the Roxbury Card

Description: Steve and Doug Butabi. Club legends!

Tags: butabi brothers, boats and hoes, club, roxbury, saturday night live
The Butabi Brothers - Steve and Doug Butabi Card

Description: Steve: And who do you think that guy was? Doug: Emilio Estevez. Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. Steve: I was like, "Emilioooo!."

Tags: boats and hoes, club, clubbing, miami, roxbury
SR-71 Blackbird Est. 1966 - vintage logo Card

Description: The coolest spy plane to ever exist. Actually, the coolest plane ever, period.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, area 51, aviation, blackbird
SR-71 Blackbird Est. 1966 - vintage logo Card

Description: The coolest spy plane to ever exist. Actually, the coolest plane ever, period.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, area 51, aviation, blackbird
Lebowski '24 Card

Description: “I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

Tags: 2024, big lebowski, bowling, election, pacifist
Ron Swanson '24 Card

Description: “I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.”

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, usa, vote, tom haverford
Ron Swanson 2024 - "I was born ready, I'm Ron F*cking Swanson" Card

Description: “When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”

Tags: 2024, america, election, leslie knope, parks and rec
Yippee Ki Yay Motherf*cker Card

Description: A very special Christmas with John Mcclane and Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
I only listen to Yacht Rock Card

Description: And that's perfectly okay with me.

Tags: florida keys, san diego, vintage, yacht rock music, christopher cross
Splash Brothers Est. 2011 - vintage logo Card

Description: Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson. Legends.

Tags: steve kerr, curry, champion, basketball, golden state warriors
Uncle Rico '82 Card

Description: Clear over them mountains. Would have won state. I don't think there was an election in 1982, but if there was Uncle Rico would have definitely won it.

Tags: vote, usa, election, president, high school football
Scotchy Scotch Scotch, here it goes down into my belly Card

Description: Big scotch drinkers, Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team

Tags: glass case of emotion, scotch drinker, anchorman quotes, milk was a bad choice, scotch lover
Hey-o - Let the games begin! Card

Description: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Tags: ron burgundy, brick tamland, heyo, great odins raven, will ferrell
1-Hour Poo Card

Description: I saw it once (the sign I mean), not a one hour poo.

Tags: funny, 1 hour photo, photo, photographer, poo
"Per my last e-mail" is office speak for "B*tch, can you read?" Card

Description: It is though

Tags: employee humor, boss gift, office speak, funny email, office jargon
Chlorophyll? more like Borophyll Card

Description: Adam Sandler is a legend.

Tags: billy madison quote, adam sandler, happy gilmore, rizzuto, snack pack
Bayside Tigers - Kelly Kapowski 1993 - vintage logo Card

Description: Class of 1993 My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: bayside tigers, vintage, tigers, screech, bayside tigers logo
Bayside Tigers - vintage Zack Morris 1993 Card

Description: Class of 1993 My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: 90s, bayside tigers logo, bayside, zack morris, ac slater
OPE - Midwest Slang Card

Description: "Ope" is a word said in the Midwest that takes the place of "sorry." "Ope" is a word you say when you've made a minor mistake or when you've done something on accident such as bumping into someone, taking the place of "sorry," "pardon me," or "excuse me."

Tags: chicago, excuse me, iowa, midwest, illinois
You Motorboatin' Son-of-a-bitch! Card

Description: Did you motorboat her?

Tags: motorboatin, tummy sticks, wedding crashers rule, no excuses play like a champion, boating funny
Hey Mom, The Meatloaf! Card

Description: We want it now! What is she even doing in there? Mom!

Tags: mother, step brothers, boats and hoes, mom, youre my boy blue
Steve Kerr 2024 - President Card

Description: Vote for Coach Kerr Might actually be realistic

Tags: warriors, vote, golden state warriors, california, basketball
Reverse Psychology Doesn't Work Card

Description: Or does it?

Tags: sarcastic, reverse psychology doesnt work, talk too much, psychologist, freud
Basketball is my favorite season Card

Description: Tis

Tags: nba, basketball player, lakers, steph curry, golden state warriors
People are deeply flawed. Not me, but people. Card

Description: Definitely other people

Tags: character flaw, anti social, flawless, funny gift, introvert
Popovich & Kerr 2024 Card

Description: Honestly, I think this would work.

Tags: democrat, president, 2024, steve kerr, warriors
Tenenbaum Tennis Academy - vintage logo Card

Description: 375th st. Y A great place to learn the art of the meltdown from The Baumer himself.

Tags: wes anderson, tennis racket, tennenbaum, richie tenenbaum, owen wilson
Dickie Greenleaf Sailing School Est. 1955 - modern vintage logo Card

Description: Mongibello, Italy

Tags: greenleaf sailing, talented mr ripley, bird, jude law, matt damon
Hey lady, you got the love I need Card

Description: Maybe more than enough

Tags: robert plant, stairway to heaven, jimmy page, zeppelin, classic rock
I am silently correcting your grammar Card

Description: I am.

Tags: grammar police, english, teacher, correcting your grammar, im silently correcting your grammar
Larry (Bird) Card

Description: Larry legend

Tags: nba finals, 80s basketball, indiana state, indiana, basketball jesus
Dickie Greenleaf Sailing School Est. 1955 - modern vintage logo Card

Description: Mongibello, Italy

Tags: bird, talented mr ripley, italian, italy, jude law
Smile if you're horny Card

Description: Very smiley.

Tags: sex, boner, pornstar, happy, adult
What's wrong? Bitch, everything. Card

Description: Sometimes it be like that

Tags: bitch, dont mess with me, anxiety, beach, angry chicken
Smoke weed everyday Card

Description: This message has been brought to you by the next episode.

Tags: weed, marijuana, cannabis, hip hop, dr dre
Squints & Smalls & Ham & Benny & Yeah Yeah. Card

Description: Greatest baseball movie of all time.

Tags: dodgers, los angeles dodgers, youth baseball, gift, baseball

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