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Stanley Spadowski's Janitorial Service Est. 1989 Card

Description: "This is my new mop"

Tags: wheel of fish, stanleys clubhouse, uhf movie, spatula city, mop
Naboo Card

Description: A beautiful place.

Tags: palpatine, naboo, jedi, padme, darth vader
So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains Card

Description: Where the spirits go now Over the hills where the spirits fly, oh, I really don't know

Tags: 70s, classic rock, going to california, hobbit, jimmy page
Sailing takes me away Card

Description: Oh the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see

Tags: classic rock, sunset, yacht rock, california, 70s rock
Harry & Lloyd Card

Description: Absolute legends.

Tags: jim carrey, harry and lloyd, jeff daniels, where beer flows like wine, tuxedo
Boats 'n Hoes - vintage design Card

Description: Prestige Worldwide. Vintage design. Sailboats. Sunsets. Just the way Dale and Brennan would want it.

Tags: did we just become best friends, will ferrell, vintage, california, helicopter
Winded is the sailor, drifting by the storm Card

Description: Wounded is the organ he left all bloodied on the shore

Tags: sailing, pearl jam lyrics, band, better man, jeremy
So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains Card

Description: Where the spirits go now Over the hills where the spirits fly, oh, I really don't know

Tags: lyrics, zeppelin, going to california, lord of the rings, jimmy page
California Dreamin' Card

Description: On such a winter's day

Tags: los angeles, california love, led zeppelin, beach, san diego
The vibes are immaculate Card

Description: You know it when you see it.

Tags: california, the vibes are immactulate, positive, summer, immaculate
Goose vintage helmet Card

Description: "Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

Tags: the need for speed, helmet, goose, goose helmet, pilot
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face Card

Description: I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been

Tags: 70s rock, classic rock, jimmy page, john bonham, kashmir
What is love, Baby Don't Hurt Me Card

Description: Don't hurt me no more

Tags: steve and doug butabi, will ferrell, clubbing, what is love, song
This aggression will not stand, man. Card

Description: Careful man, there's a beverage here.

Tags: the dude abides, election, aggression, democrat, bowler
Pronouns: Fuck around / Find out Card

Description: All pronouns are valid

Tags: 2a, nonbinary, lgbtq, meme, fuck around
I caught you a delicious bass Card

Description: I still love this movie.

Tags: kip, uncle rico, vote for pedro, napoleon dynamite quote, delicious bass
"I was like Emiliooo" - Night at the Roxbury Card

Description: Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. Steve: I was like, "Emilio."

Tags: dj, i was like emilio, mighty ducks, will ferrell, steve and doug butabi
Squad Goals - Golden Girls Card

Description: The OG squad

Tags: betty white, shady pines, estelle getty, squad, funny
I speak fluent 80's movies Card

Description: These are facts.

Tags: beetlejuice, risky business, cant buy me love, goonies, ferris buellers day off
Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out? Card

Description: Is this hotel pager friendly?

Tags: alan, bachelorette party, bachelor party, bradley cooper, casino
Hose Bee Lion - Ho's Be Lyin' Card

Description: Sometimes it be like that

Tags: onlyfans, funny sayings, meme, hose bee lion, whore
Bro, I am straight up not having a good time Card

Description: Kind of true lately

Tags: mass shooting, america, bro, guns, bad time
Lost Unicorn - if found please stop doing drugs Card

Description: This is good advice

Tags: elven, acid, funny unicorn, funny sayings, dont do drugs
Robert Goulet Card

Description: The Coconut Bangers Ball

Tags: big poppa, kind of a big deal, goulet, robert goulet, anchorman
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner Card

Description: Still one of my favorite movies.

Tags: tina you fat lard come get some dinner, tater tots, dinner, tina you fat lard, vote for pedro
SR-71 Blackbird Card

Description: The greatest airplane ever designed.

Tags: air force, area 51, aviation, blackbird, cia
One-Man Wolfpack Card

Description: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one.

Tags: alan, bachelor party, best friends, bradley cooper, gambling
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty - Derek Zoolander Card

Description: One of my favorite movies of all time.

Tags: merman, blue steel, fashion, really really good looking, model
GOLDEN - friends Card

Description: Blance, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia

Tags: betty white, bea arthur, estelle getty, blanche, blanche devereaux
The Crazy Hot Matrix Card

Description: 100% proven fact

Tags: x y, women, axis, guide to women, dating
Because I was inverted Card

Description: Maverick. Always flipping the bird to those Migs.

Tags: because i was inverted, negative ghostrider, requesting permission for flyby, navy, vintage
Like anyone can even know that Card

Description: I still love this movie.

Tags: you gonna eat your tots, peace out, whatever i feel like i wanna do, over them mountains, delicious bass
I caught you a delicious bass Card

Description: I still love this movie.

Tags: babes, your mom goes to college, funny fishing, gosh, kip
Ya'll got any more of them bitcoins? Tyrone Biggums Card

Description: Gotta get some of them bitcoins

Tags: tyrone biggums, bitcoin, crypto, cocaine, cryptocurrency
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer Card

Description: A sunset, palm trees, helicopters, wine, boats, and hoes.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, brennan huff, sailing
Bayside Tigers A.C. Slater 1993 - vintage logo Card

Description: Class of 1993 My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: bayside, ac slater, 90s, screech, tigers

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