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Over Them Mountains Card

Description: Lets face it, Uncle Rico is the greatest quarterback in Idaho high school football history. If coach would have put him in back in 82, they definitely would have won state.

Tags: high school, 1982, pigskin, time machine, gosh
Go Outside Nerd - vintage design Card

Description: It just works on so many levels

Tags: adventure, baby billy, baby billys bible bonkers, bible bonkers, camping
Little Nero's Pizza - Home Alone vintage logo Card

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal with this 90's classic vintage pizza logo.

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
You Serious Clark? Card

Description: I cannot respect anyone who doesn't know this reference.

Tags: vacation, santa claus, uncle eddie, cousin eddie, chevy chase
Don't stop talking about the Epstein Files Card

Description: That's what they want

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, democrat, epstein files
Dementia J. Trump Card

Description: Senile leadership

Tags: america, dementia, dementia j trump, democrat, donald trump
Family Truckster - 1983 Card

Description: Probably the funniest fictional care in any movie.

Tags: marty moose, 80s, station wagon, wally world, christmas vacation
Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas Movie Card

Description: Set at Christmas = FACT!

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, conspiracy, epstein, eyes wide shut
I have a very particular set of skills - ugly christmas sweater Card

Description: Liam Neeson is SANTA

Tags: christmas movie, christmas party, funny christmas, funny santa, i have a very particular
I graduated from Chat GPT law school - Estd 2026 Card
Tags: attorney, brainrot, chat, chat gpt, chatgpt
Guard Cat Mentality - loyal, but lethal - 90's bootleg design Card

Description: This. Just. Works.

Tags: 90s, 90s bootleg, cats, cute cats, funny cats
676767676767676767 Card

Description: Vintage sunset retro design

Tags: 6 7, 67 meme, birthday, california, gen alpha
Dicker the Kicker Card

Description: All time greatest kicker name

Tags: bolts, cameron dicker, dicker, dicker the kicker, football
Have a Good, Better, Best Never Let it Rest Christmas - Chicago Bears Card

Description: Ben Johnson's locker room speeches after WINS get me so pumped

Tags: bear down, bears christmas, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
The only A.I. I care about Card

Description: AI is coming for your jobs!

Tags: 76ers, 90s, ai art, allen iverson, artificial intelligence
it's my Dick in a box! - ugly christmas design Card

Description: It's my D*ck in a box!

Tags: 90s, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, christmas, dick in a box
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' Card

Description: It's my D*ck in a box!

Tags: 90s, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, christmas, dick in a box
You sit on a throne of lies - Elf Card

Description: So true in so many parts of life. Leave it to an Elf quote to perfectly sum it all up.

Tags: elf, christmas, xmas, will ferrell, santa claus
My other ride is your mom Card

Description: 2 rides

Tags: christmas, christmas party, funny christmas, funny santa, merry christmas
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' - Dick in a box Ugly Christmas Card

Description: Iconic Christmas

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, christmas present, dick in a box, digital short
Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest. Card

Description: Ben Johnson's locker room speeches after WINS get me so pumped

Tags: bear down, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago, coach
Riiight - Lorne Michaels Card

Description: Icon

Tags: adam sandler, austin powers, belushi, comedy, dana carvey
As Smooth as Tennessee Whiskey Card

Description: Premium Quality

Tags: chris stapleton, concert, country music, country song, drink
Changes in latitude, changes in attitude Card

Description: Every time it makes me happy

Tags: beach, caribbean, changes in latitude, florida, florida keys
As smooth as Tennessee Whiskey - vintage design Card

Description: Premium Quality

Tags: chris stapleton, concert, country music, country song, drink
Delusional, but self-aware - ugly christmas design Card

Description: Honesty for your next party

Tags: anxiety, christmas, delulu, delusion, delusional
Da Pope is a Bears fan Card

Description: Clearly there is a divine reason da Bears are in first place in the NFC North.

Tags: bears, bears fan, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
Ho Ho Ho  you guys! Card

Description: A perfect Goonies, Sloth and Christmas ugly mashup design

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, christmas, chunk, funny santa
Kyle MON-AAHN GAAAAIII (in Lion King voice) Card

Description: Circle of Life intro, but Kyle Monangai's name instead. It works.

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
Have a Good Better Best Christmas - Chicago Bears Ugly Christmas Card

Description: Ben Johnson's locker room speeches after WINS get me so pumped

Tags: bear down, bears christmas, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
Toot that thang up, mami make it roll Card

Description: Pop, lock, and drop it. An anthem.

Tags: atlanta, black, black culture, butt, huey
You can go up to anyone and say, "He's such a piece of shit", and they will immediately know who you are talking about. Card

Description: This is a Fact.

Tags: american, california, democrat, election, fuck trump
Matchas & Quarter Zips Card

Description: All the kids be doing it.

Tags: black, culture, fashion, green, green tea
Columbia House - vintage logo Card

Description: How did they pull this off? Mail order records, tapes, and CDs

Tags: 80s, 90s, cds, classic rock, columbia
Abe Lincoln with headphones giving a stankface Card

Description: You know he had some ish going in those headphones

Tags: abe lincoln, abraham lincoln, america, dopamine, funny america
They tryna throw me in an insane asylum, the way I straight jack it Card

Description: ohhhhhh

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, crazy, funny, humor

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