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Tamblay's Menswear Fashion & More Card

Description: "He's about at his limit, I happen to know a guy who's at his limit. He's one of our members"

Tags: at his limit, chair company, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
He's About His Limit - Tamblay's Menswear Fashion & More Card

Description: "He's about at his limit, I happen to know a guy who's at his limit. He's one of our members"

Tags: at his limit, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, detroiters
Please don't do coke in the bathroom Card

Description: Good advice

Tags: alcohol, bar, club, cocaine, coke
I have a good Butkus, an even better Ditka, with the best Johnson Card

Description: Just facts

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
Good Butkus. Great Ditka. Ridiculous Johnson. Card

Description: The Bears have a very specific name type for their legends.

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, bears fan, ben johnson
This is actually my second rodeo Card

Description: Well just facts okay

Tags: bachelorette party, cowboy, funny, funny rodeo, horse
Impressive Ditka, Even Better Johnson Card

Description: Nice Ditka you've got there

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears football, ben johnson, caleb williams
Grated Card

Description: Da Bears cheese grater.

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb, caleb williams
BUTKUS. DITKA. JOHNSON. Card

Description: Chicago Bears legends with awesome names.

Tags: bear down, bears, bears football, ben johnson, butkus ditka johnson
"God bless everyone in the world, except the Green Bay Packers" - Pope Leo Card

Description: Da Bears

Tags: bear down, ben johnson, caleb williams, catholic, chicago
Tecca Office Furnishings Card

Description: The Chair Company

Tags: chair, chair company, corncob tv, dan flashes, dangerous nights crew
BRONSEXUAL Card

Description: We all know those Bron stans

Tags: basketball, bron, bronsexual, cavs, cleveland cavaliers
Please let me go first - I'M DOING SOMETHING!!! Card

Description: A top 5 sketch easily

Tags: 55 burgers, chair company, club aqua, corncob tv, dan flashes
What's your favorite planet? Mine's the Sun Card

Description: Will Ferrell's Haray Caray impression is one of my all time favorites on SNL. Super underrated.

Tags: chicago cubs, cubs, chicago, cubbies, wrigleyville
I'd call Trump a cunt, but he lacks the depth & warmth Card

Description: The best protest sign I've ever seen. This is funny and true regardless of who you like.

Tags: america, democrat, donald trump, election, elon musk
Good Call Aguado! Card

Description: Shikaka

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
My name is Mike Cyclops and I work for NASA Card

Description: One of the funniest lines in Detroiters, which is saying something, because that show is absolutely hilarious and should still be making season after season!

Tags: chair company, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes, detroit
A boombox can change the world. You gotta know your limits with a boombox Card

Description: Boooiillled Goooooose

Tags: andy samberg, boiled goose, boombox, brooklyn nine nine, digital short
Spy services of Emmett Fitz-Hume Card

Description: Spies Like Us is an underrated classic comedy of the 80’s. GLG-20 approved.

Tags: doctor, vintage, cia, spy, vacation
GOOD BETTER BEST - Chicago Bears Card

Description: Ben Johnson's locker room speeches after WINS get me so pumped

Tags: bear down, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago, coach
Lowkenuinely Card

Description: ngl the kids did sumn with this one

Tags: 67, fire, fr, funny, gen alpha
So you're telling me there's a chance Card

Description: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together? Not good. You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? I'd say more like one out of a million So you're telling me there's a chance...

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, colorado, dumb and dumber
CIGNATTY Card

Description: Cignetti with the Natty

Tags: bobby knight, cignetti, coach, college, college football
Send lawyers, guns & money Card

Description: always good advice

Tags: 2a, 70s, 70s rock, 80s, advice
Free Prison Mike Card

Description: The worst thing about prison was the Dementors

Tags: dunder mifflin, dwight, dundies, free prison mike, thats what she said
No Ma'am Card

Description: Honestly, this is pretty crazy that Al started this organization. So at least now you can have this nice vintage logo design from this 90's classic.

Tags: 4 touchdowns, bud bundy, chicago, football, high school football
The Packers make me drink Card

Description: They do

Tags: aaron rodgers, cheesehead, chicago bears, football, green bay
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot - East/West Collegiate Bowl Card

Description: This college football player intro skit never gets old.

Tags: introduction, bowl, wide receiver, east west, names
Wonderboy Card

Description: The greatest bat ever created. Also Roy Hobbs and his son playing catch at the end, gets me every time.

Tags: new york, baseball, dad, bat, mickey mantle
Mock (yeah) ing (yeah) bird (yeah) Card

Description: Greatest road trip song of all time. She's gonna buy you a diamond ring!

Tags: harry and lloyd, lloyd christmas, jim carrey quotes, aspen, petey
Uncle Rico ‘82 Card

Description: clear over them mountains. would have won state. I don't think there was an election in 1982, but if there was Uncle Rico would have definitely won it.

Tags: state champion, coach, over them mountains, napoleon dynamite quotes, 80s
El Guapo Sweater Co. Card

Description: We have a plethora Est. 1916 ***The original El Guapo Sweater Company design, that many others have unfortunately stolen from me

Tags: chevy chase, cinco de mayo, company, dusty bottoms, el guapo sweater
White Devil Card

Description: Nobody messes with the do! Probably the funniest scene from any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, ace ventura when nature calls, alrighty then, devil
So good news, I saw a dog today Card

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: puppy, quote, north pole, santa claus, will ferrell
Kirkify Card

Description: The kids be sayin' it

Tags: charlie, charlie kirk, face, freedom, gen alpha
Go Outside Nerd Card

Description: It just works on so many levels

Tags: adventure, baby billy, baby billys bible bonkers, bible bonkers, camping

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