Totes

Description: Show me the way home honey

Description: The perfect shirt for your road trip when you need to be annoying and sing this song in the face of the person sitting in the middle seat.

Description: Kicking and Screaming is a completely underrated kids movie starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka. When Da Coach introduces Will Ferrell to coffee for the first time he says, "coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions". The greatest coffee quote of all time.

Description: The only way to live.

Description: New York City 1989

Description: Are you a god? No Then die! I'd like to know a little more about Gozer the Gozerian

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Description: Pontoons = party in slow motion

Description: Fly me to the moon

Description: Never gets old

Description: Pete's Schwede Christmas Balls

Description: Wookin pa nub

Description: Still the best quote from The Wire

Description: Somehow this just fits

Description: Great vintage logo design

Description: Still one of the greatest sketches of all time.

Description: A reimagined version of the classic Family fun park logo, Walley World

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Description: Still a classic skit.

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Description: "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Incredible common sense from Dwight Schrute

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Description: C'mon Karen, you have to know some drip when you see it.

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Description: Joey's favorite food

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.