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I'm a Joker. I'm a Smoker. I'm a Midnight Toker. Tote

Description: Playin' my music in the sun. Great song.

Tags: 70s rock, smoker, classic rock, take the money and run, space cowboy
You're My Boy Blue Tote

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: blue, college, speaker city, meatloaf, frank the tank
SMOKEY Tote

Description: Still the best. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?

Tags: smokey, smokey friday, weed, debo, damn
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian Tote

Description: New York City 1984 I need the follow up movie, or the origin story of Gozer the Gozerian.

Tags: bill murray, christmas, egon, gozer, halloween
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon Tote

Description: Step Brothers is the best comedy of the past 20 years.

Tags: songbird, brennan huff, dragon, step brothers, catalina wine mixer
SCDP - Mad Men agency logo Tote

Description: The best fictional ad agency, with the best ad man Don Draper.

Tags: advertising, scdp, 60s, ad agency, mad men
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance Tote

Description: Dieter. Minimalist. Icon. Monkey touching.

Tags: black, germany, dance party, model, saturday night live
Stan Mikita's Donuts Tote

Description: Est. 1992 in Aurora, Illinois I would definitely get some donuts there.

Tags: chicago, waynes world, wayne campbell, garth, hockey
Soldier Fields - Chicago Bears Justin Fields Tote

Description: Daaaa Bears. If our new QB1 Justin Fields turns out to be as good as I think he will be, he will own Soldier Field.

Tags: buckeyes, chicago, chicago bears, cutler, da bears
El Guapo Tequila Company Tote

Description: Est. 1916 Tequila and sweaters. He has a plethora.

Tags: three amigos, plethora, logo, tequila funny, tequila
New York's Hottest Club is.... Tote

Description: I miss Stefon

Tags: barry, bill hader, club, funny, hottest club
That John Denver is full of shit man. Tote

Description: One of the best lines of the entire movie.

Tags: jeff daniels, ace ventura, colorado, road trip, lloyd christmas
I'm sorry for what I said when I was docking the boat. Tote

Description: As a boat owner I agree with this apology. I think i've made this apology.

Tags: boat, captain, driver, sail, sailing
You gonna eat your cornbread? Tote

Description: Life - Underrated movie

Tags: life, eddie murphy, south, jail, martin lawrence
AC Slater - VIBES Tote

Description: Such a 90s Vibe. Big vibe guy.

Tags: 90s, 90s style, bayside, high school, jessie spano
VIBES - Dale Doback Tote

Description: I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon

Tags: john c reilly, ya dingus, check it out, dr brule, dr steve brule
Winthorpe & Valentine Commodities Brokers - vintage logo Tote

Description: The perfect gift for any investor, broker, trader, banker, yuppie, SNL fan, hustler, and/or frozen orange juice market maker. Est. 1983 Philadelphia, PA

Tags: 80s, billy ray valentine, commodities, dan ackroyd, duke and duke
Uncle Rico - 1982 Tote

Description: Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

Tags: high school football, quarterback, glory days, napoleon dynamite, time travel
The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Tote

Description: A perfect vintage logo design for the Catalina Wine Mixer.

Tags: dale doback, step brothers, boats n hoes, prestige worldwide, did we just become best friends
Prestige Worldwide presents The Catalina Wine Mixer Tote

Description: It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer perfect logo design

Tags: will ferrell, best friends, so many activities, favorite dinosaur, shark week
The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Tote

Description: Where else can you sell helicopters? Enough said.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, bunk beds, dale doback
Walley World - modern design logo Tote

Description: An updated logo design for America's favorite family fun park created by Roy Walley.

Tags: chevy chase, chicago, cousin eddie, wally world, walley world logo
Walley World - vintage logo Tote

Description: Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose outside should have told ya. BTW, I miss John Candy

Tags: griswalds, national lampoon vacation, vacation, chevy chase, christmas vacation
San Diego - which of course means "A Whale's Vagina" Tote

Description: Pronounced SAN DI-AGO Ron Burgundy

Tags: will ferrell, anchorman, channel 4, california, movie
Delta Delta Delta can I Help Ya? Help Ya? Help Ya? Tote

Description: A great, but kind of forgotten skit from SNL that is suddenly incredibly relevant today. Oh MY God

Tags: greek, fraternity, waynes world, dana carvey, college
Sorry Folks!  Park's closed - Walley World logo Tote

Description: The moose outside should have told you

Tags: christmas vacation, clark griswold, john candy, vacation, cousin eddie
Napoleon Dynamite's Wolverine Hunting Company Tote

Description: Freakin' 12- Gauge "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em" Est. 2004

Tags: pedro, vote for pedro, tater tots, gosh, deb
Boats 'N Hoes 2024 Tote

Description: A vote for what unites us.

Tags: democrat, boats n hoes, florida, republican, trump
Flow like a harpoon daily & nightly Tote

Description: Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow.

Tags: florida, miami, lyrics, ice ice baby, if you got a problem
Stay Puft Marshmallow Company - modern vintage logo Tote

Description: ESTD 1984 I tired to re-imagine what this logo would look like today with a modern, hipster design style that capture the 80s brand, but that worked today.

Tags: new york city, movie, zuul, halloween, slimer
L.A. face with the Oakland booty Tote

Description: LA face with the Oakland booty - that lyric was way ahead of its time. Like Sir Mix a lot looked into the future and saw Instagram THOTS and predicted a future of belfies. I like big butts and cannot lie.

Tags: butt, booty, sir mix a lot, model, honda
Enjoy Crypto - vintage design Tote

Description: Vintage Coca Cola design parody for the crypto lover

Tags: ai, bitcoin, blockchain, btc, coca cola
Enjoy Bitcoin Tote

Description: Vintage design logo parody

Tags: bitcoin miner, blockchain, bitcoin logo, hodl, cryptocurrency
Aloha Mr. Hand - vintage design Tote

Description: Honestly, I think Fast Times has stood the test of time as a great movie. Definitely one of the best 80s comedies.

Tags: jeff spicoli, sean penn, 80s, ridgemont high, teacher
Aloha Beaches Tote

Description: What's up my beach?

Tags: bitch, summer, mexico, vibes, tulum
Some people call me the Space Cowboy Tote

Description: Some call me the gangster of love

Tags: rock, moon, 70s, space, gangster of love

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