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The Wolf's Cleaning Services - All problems solved - logo Tote

Description: "30 minutes away? I'll be there in 10." A modern vintage logo for Mr. Winston Wolf and his professional cleaning service

Tags: 90s, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning services, harvey keitel
Stay Dead Tote

Description: Stay Woke? No, Stay Dead

Tags: costume, stay woke, woke, death, kyrie irving
Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone Tote

Description: Now tell me whatchu gonna do

Tags: bone, harmony, crossroads, uncle charles, funny
Just here to bone - skeleton Tote

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Tags: bones, college, costume, dad, dead
Just here to bone - Skeleton Tote

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Tags: costume, halloween, just here to bone, skulls, bones
Chi Slama Jama Tote

Description: There is a new dunk fraternity in Chicago. Chi Slama Jama.

Tags: phi slama jama, chicago, bulls, chi slamma jamma, demar derozan
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tote

Description: Classic.

Tags: angels with filthy souls, bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard
Aspen, California - Where the beer flows like wine Tote

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: samsonite, skiing, lloyd christmas, mutt cutts, jim carrey
ASPEN - Where the beer flows like wine Tote

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: i was way off, lloyd christmas, harry, jim carrey, where the beer flows like wine
High on life and also drugs Tote

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Tags: mountains, colorado, camping, funny, forest
Visit Zihuatanejo Mexico Tote

Description: Zihuatanejo. It's a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory

Tags: tourist, surf, penitentiary, prison, andy dufresne
Turd Ferguson - nametag Tote

Description: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is probably the greatest recurring skit that I can remember. There are at least 15 classic moments that just came from that sketch. Turd Ferguson and his big hat being one of them.

Tags: alex trebek, nametag, letitsnow, saturday night live, celebrity jeopardy
Bushwood C.C. caddy shirt Tote

Description: This Bushwood caddy t-shirt is such an 80's classic. Should they ever remake Caddyshack?

Tags: be the ball, bill murray, bushwood cc, bushwood country club, caddy
Let's watch a John Hughes movie. Tote

Description: Honestly, John Hughes wrote so many great movies. Not just the ones that immediately are top of mind, but random ones like Beethoven and Dennis the Menace that are all actually highly watchable.

Tags: director, pretty in pink, great outdoors, planes trains and automobiles, sixteen candles
I have a very particular set of skills. Tote

Description: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Tags: liam neeson, fight, movie, meme, phone call
Abe Froman Sausages - modern logo Tote

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: sausage king of chicago, sausage, matthew broderick, logo, 80s
Doback & Huff '24 - for president Tote

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: songbird, political, president, vote, prestige worldwide
Abe Froman Sausages - modern vintage logo Tote

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: john hughes, 80s, sausage, sausage king of chicago, ferrari
Plethora (noun): The number of sweaters that El Guapo has. Tote

Description: The definition we all needed.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, jefe, martin short
Bluestar Airlines - modern vintage logo Tote

Description: The great fictional airline from the movie Wall Street. This is an original design take on that logo inspired by the actual logo you see on the plane during the movie.

Tags: wallstreet, new york, charlie sheen, michael douglas, pilot
Gekko & Co - Investments - modern vintage logo Tote

Description: Gekko & Co. - legendary WallStreet firm Investments Manhattan, New York Est. 1969

Tags: trading, stockbroker, wall street, anacott steel, blue horseshoe
High on Stress Tote

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. Booger is a legendary character, now you can have his incredible vintage t-shirt from the movie.

Tags: stress, drugs, stressed out, high, alpha beta
Requesting Permission for Flyby Tote

Description: Permission to buzz the tower

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted
Le tits now Tote

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: over sized hat, saturday night live, jeopardy, let it snow, alex trebek
How you feel about Startin' Somethin' Tote

Description: You wanna be 35% You got to be 65%

Tags: 80s, billie jean, concert, dance, funny
NYC Club Reviews by Stefon Tote

Description: I miss Stefon. His reviews had everything.

Tags: lorne michaels, snl, review, midget, everything
Liter 'O Cola Tote

Description: I don't want a large Farva. I want a Liter of Cola

Tags: funny, trooper, fast food, large, cop
Hattori Hanzo Sword Company Tote

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Tags: bill, elle driver, tarantino, five finger death punch, uma thurman
I make your mouthpiece obese like Della Reese Tote

Description: What an incredible opening lyric. The GOAT.

Tags: long kiss goodnight, della reese, hip hop, biggie, biggie lyrics
"Wow" - Owen Wilson Tote

Description: I just realized that Owen Wilson reacting to things like a sunset over a mountain lake, and just saying "wow", is kind of hilarious to me.

Tags: wedding crashers, grand budapest hotel, the life aquatic, lake, moonrise kingdom
"Wow" - Owen Wilson Tote

Description: Let the man have his catchphrase. Wowwww.

Tags: so hot right now, eli cash, butterscotch, hansel, royal tenenbaums
David S. Pumpkins - halloween costume Tote

Description: Nametag - Easiest one to pull off. You're welcome.

Tags: pumpkins, costume, halloween ideas, nametag, funny
We're Here to F*ck Sh*t Up - Step Brothers Tote

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, job interview, john c reilly, prestige worldwide
Mer-man - Derek Zoolander Tote

Description: Mer-Man!!!!

Tags: merman, derelicte, male model, fashion, hansel
Mugatu logo - So Hot Right Now Tote

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: owen wilson, hansel, so hot right now, will ferrell, zoolander
Mugatu Clothing Co. Tote

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: zoolander, blue steel, derek zoolander, orange mocha, new york

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