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Amity Island Surf Supply Shop - 1975 Tote

Description: The ultimate in surf gear for shark infested waters

Tags: quints, new england, marthas vineyard, vintage, logo
I got my big boy pants on Tote

Description: Gator don't play no sh*t

Tags: big boy pants, will ferrell, gator, boats and hoes, gator dont play no shit
Irwin M. Fletcher - 6'9" with the afro Tote

Description: actually 6'5" but 6'9" with the afro

Tags: lakers, 80s movies, basketball, kobe, los angeles
Thank you very little - Ty Webb Tote

Description: Ty Webb - far ahead of his time with his Zen golf teachings - nanananaannaa

Tags: spaulding, carl spackler, smails, be the ball, country club
Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles - Scranton, PA Tote

Description: The only gym you need to look like Val Kilmer.

Tags: office, scotts tots, dwight schrute, prison mike, dwight
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:  Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup. Tote

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf
I was social distancing before it was cool - vintage Bigfoot Tote

Description: You would think that Bigfoot would be caught on HD video by now considering literally every person in the US has a camera in their pocket.

Tags: funny bigfoot, quarantine, bigfoot believer, social distancing, sasquatch
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. Tote

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie, christmas, elf, cotton headed ninny muggins
It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. Tote

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
Merry Christmas - Shitter was full! Tote

Description: Imagine a movie that was entirely a Cousin Eddie coming of age story.

Tags: christmas vacation quotes, uncle eddie, rv, christmas vacation, vacation
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Tote

Description: Big Worm is one the most underrated characters in Friday

Tags: deebo, playing with my emotions, curlers, snoop, ice cream
Ask me about my butthole Tote

Description: Enough said.

Tags: extraterrestrial, aliens, alien abduction, alien, ufo abductions
I Said Goddamn - retro vintage design Tote

Description: Tarantino has created so many legendary moments and characters

Tags: butch coolidge, cocaine, drugs, john travolta, jules winnfield
Snort Pines, Not Lines Tote

Description: Hey kids don't do drugs

Tags: adventure, camping, christmas, cocaine, colorado
You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep Tote

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie. Also check out how the design of the quote is like Ben Stiller's mustache

Tags: price is wrong, shooter mcgavin, chubbs, golf, hal
Sterling Cooper & Price - logo Tote

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Tags: don draper, logo, jon hamm, madmen, ad agency
1.21 Gigawatts - Delorean time machine Tote

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Tags: delorean time machine, 121 gigawatts, back to the future, clocktower, biff
1.21 Gigawatts - Delorean Tote

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Tags: delorean, time machine, lightning, biff tannen, biff
You're in my world now Grandma Tote

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie.

Tags: adam sandler, ben stiller, billy madison, costume, hal
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" - Michael Scott Tote

Description: One of my favorite Michael Scott quotes from the Office.

Tags: prison mike, scranton, love, date mike, boss
American Light & Fixture - Del Griffith - Shower Curtain Ring Division Tote

Description: "The best shower curtain rings in the world." Director of Sales - Shower Curtain Ring Division Shermer, IL Since 1987

Tags: john candy, comedy, chicago, great outdoors, del griffith
Kevin's Famous Chili - Scranton, PA Tote

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: kevins chili, chilli, jim halpert, dwight schrute, dwight
Bruce Dickinson's More Cowbell Record Co. - modern vintage logo Tote

Description: Est. 1976 "I put my pants on one leg at a time, except once my pants are on I make gold records." - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Tags: logo, classic rock, saturday night live, behind the music, jimmy fallon
Bruce Dickinson - Producer of Gold Records Tote

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, but after his pants are on, he makes gold records. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: behind music, bruce dickinson, vintage, will ferrell, christopher walken
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. Tote

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: blue oyster cult, cowbell, i got a fever, christopher walken, music
Flippin' Sweet - Napoleon Dynamite Tote

Description: Shocks. Pegs. Lucky!

Tags: napoleon dynamite quotes, liger, kip, high school, uncle rico
Flippin' Sweet Tote

Description: Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!

Tags: high school, tina you fat lard, uncle rico football, pedro, deb
Dillon Panthers Football - #85 - Landry Clarke Tote

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, coach taylor, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, dillon, tim riggins
Dillon Panthers #20 - Brian "Smash" Williams Tote

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, coach taylor, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, dillon, college football
Loded Diper World Tour - "It's time to go full diper" Tote

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: rock, logo, rowley, rodrick, diary of a wimpy kid
Loded Diper - vintage logo Tote

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diary of a wimpy kid, diper, kid, logo
Loded Diper World Tour - vintage logo Tote

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diary of a wimpy kid, kid, logo, rock
Continental Breakfast is Not Real Breakfast Tote

Description: Speak your truth!

Tags: cereal, meme, bagel, juice, food
Napoleon Dynamite's Wolverine Hunting Company - logo Tote

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Tags: wolverine, kip, pedro, twelve gauge, tina you fat lard
Cash money records takin' over for 9-9 and the 2000's Tote

Description: That feeling when you hear those first notes of the violin of Back That Ass Up and Juvenile says "Cash money records takin' over 9-9 and the 2000s"

Tags: intro, violin, 1999, gangsta, baby
Mr. Wolf's Cleaning Services - modern vintage logo Tote

Description: I solve problems 30 minutes away? Be there in 10. Since 1994

Tags: 90s, cleaner, cleaning services, harvey keitel, i solve problems

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