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Hallelujah! Holy sh*t where's the tylenol? Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon Tapestry

Description: One of the best lyrics of any Led Zeppelin song in my opinion.

Tags: 70s, black dog, going to california, jimmy page, kashmir
Just a guy who loves Squatchin' Tapestry

Description: Bigfoot!

Tags: big foot, bigfoot american flag, bigfoot believer, bigfoot funny, bigfoot sasquatch i believe
Bodhi & Utah's Surf Company - Since 1991 Tapestry

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, australia, bells beach, california, fbi
FRESH - California vintage license plate Tapestry

Description: The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare

Tags: 80s, 90s, bel air, beverly hills, california
Shooter Mcgavin Tapestry

Description: Legend of the gold jacket tournament. It's Shooter's tour.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf
Shooter McGavin Tapestry

Description: Legend of the links

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf
Bob & Bob Consulting - "What would you say you do here?" Tapestry

Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Tags: bill lumbergh, chotchkies, consultant, cubicle, initech
WKRP in Cincinnati - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: WKRP

Tags: 70s, andy travis, bengals, cincinnati, cincinnati bengals
Billy passed the 3rd grade, oh what a glorious day Tapestry

Description: That was an epic third grade graduation party, and who was that band?

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison quote, billy passed the 3rd grade, chubbs peterson
Going to California Tapestry

Description: With an aching in my heart

Tags: airplane, classic rock, going to california, jet plane, jimmy page
Try running from your problems Tapestry

Description: It works!

Tags: anxiety, depression, escape, funny running, marathon
Sex Panther Cologne made by Odeon Tapestry

Description: 60% of the time, it works every time. Made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good

Tags: anchorman, brian fantana, brick tamland, champ, cologne
Sex Panther Cologne by Odeon Tapestry

Description: 60% of the time, it works every time. Made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good

Tags: anchorman, brian fantana, brick tamland, champ, cologne
It's a Chunky Tapestry

Description: Figure out what you do!!

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Figure out what you do!  Chunky Tapestry

Description: It's a Chunky!

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Big Nick Energy Tapestry

Description: Old St. Nick is packin'

Tags: big nick energy, christmas, christmas party, funny christmas, funny xmas
Ewing Oil Co. Dallas, Texas - Est. 1930 Tapestry

Description: Legendary oil company

Tags: bewitched, cowboys, dallas, dallas tv show, ewing
You are what the French call Les incompetents Tapestry

Description: Top 5 Christmas movies of all time, and this is one of the best lines.

Tags: buzz, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, french, harry and marv
WKRP in Cincinnati - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: WKRP

Tags: 70s, andy travis, bengals, cincinnati, cincinnati bengals
World Cup USA 1994 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Such a classic team, and a great vintage USA logo

Tags: 4th of july, 90s, america, american, american flag
World Cup USA 94 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Such a classic team, and a great vintage USA logo

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, beckham
Espana '82 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Italy vs. West Germany

Tags: 80s, azzurri, baggio, calcio, espana
Eating junk and watching rubbish Tapestry

Description: Top 5 Christmas movies of all time, and this is one of the best lines.

Tags: buzz, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller, harry and marv
Son of a nutcracker Tapestry

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie, and the one I really wish they had made a sequel for.

Tags: arctic puffin, bye buddy, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
Italia '90 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: West Germany vs. Argentina

Tags: 90s, azzurri, football, futbol, germany
Mexico 1986 Tapestry

Description: Argentina vs. West Germany

Tags: argentina, buenos aires, cinco de mayo, diego maradona, england
Italia '90 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Azzurri.

Tags: 90s, azzurri, football, futbol, italia
Mexico '70 Tapestry

Description: Classic retro design

Tags: 70s, argentina, brazil, diego maradona, football
Mexico 86 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Classic retro design

Tags: argentina, cinco de mayo, diego maradona, england, football
You are what the French call Les Incompetents! Tapestry

Description: Top 5 Christmas movies of all time, and this is one of the best lines.

Tags: buzz, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller, harry and marv
Eating junk and watching rubbish Tapestry

Description: Top 5 Christmas movies of all time, and this is one of the best lines.

Tags: buzz, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller, harry and marv
Chazz Michael Michaels - Blades of Glory Tapestry

Description: Ice-devouring. Sex Tornado.

Tags: anchorman, blades of glory, boats and hoes, figure skating, hockey
Embrace the existential dread Tapestry

Description: Happiness and existential dread

Tags: anxiety, despair, dread, existential, existential crisis
Eagle Fang Karate - Sensei Lawrence Tapestry

Description: I would join Eagle Fang

Tags: 80s movies, all valley, cobra kai karate kid, cobra kai logo, daniel larusso
Flynn's Arcade - neon sign logo Tapestry

Description: A retro vintage style designed neon sign logo of Flynn's Arcade from the incredible movie Tron

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, arcade, encom, flynn

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