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Clear eyes full hearts can't lose Tapestry

Description: Coach Taylor said it best, but that is not going to stop me from putting it on this awesome vintage designed t-shirt, and saying it in nearly every relevant sports situation. Like when I finally sink a long putt in golf...clear eyes full hearts can't lose.

Tags: 49ers, clear eyes, coach, coach taylor, cowboys
Look what you did you little jerk Tapestry

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible Christmas quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: 80s movies, christmas, christmas humor, funny xmas, harry marv
Darmine Doggy Door - itysl Tapestry

Description: Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky
Random! Tapestry

Description: We're all trying to find the guy who did this

Tags: chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, hot dog
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Tapestry

Description: forced family fun

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, clark griswold, family christmas, force family fun
Clear eyes full hearts can't lose Tapestry

Description: Coach Taylor said it best, but that is not going to stop me from putting it on this awesome vintage designed t-shirt, and saying it in nearly every relevant sports situation. Like when I finally sink a long putt in golf...clear eyes full hearts can't lose.

Tags: 49ers, clear eyes, coach, coach taylor, cowboys
There's some ho's in this house Tapestry

Description: Headed down the chimney to get a look

Tags: christmas, edm, elf, funny christmas, funny santa
I saw that - Santa Claus Tapestry

Description: Making a list, checking it twice

Tags: christmas, christmas list, elf, funny santa, i saw that
Forced family fun - ugly xmas sweater design Tapestry

Description: Xmas classic ugly design

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas vacation, classic christmas, cousin eddie
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold - vintage design Tapestry

Description: and she's buying a.....

Tags: 70s, all that glitters is gold, california, classic rock, gold
Worms are their money, bones are their dollars Tapestry

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv
Bermuda Triangle - 80s retro neon Tapestry

Description: The ultimate legend of the Atlantic Ocean

Tags: 80s, atlantic ocean, bahamas, bermuda, carribean
Darmine Doggy Door - I think you should leave Tapestry

Description: Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky
Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch - Est. 2019 Tapestry

Description: Where the horses are hung like you

Tags: chunky, corncob tv, dan flashes, fentons, fentons stables horse ranch
Stanzo Brand Fedoras - They're Stanzos! They're nice! Tapestry

Description: You are automatically my friend if I say "they're stanzos, they're nice!" and you know what I'm talking about

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Hello my name is... Dixie Normous Tapestry

Description: Had to do it

Tags: bachelorette party, big dick, dick, dick joke, dixie normous
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day of their job...but, do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall, and have like a huge cum shot? Tapestry

Description: The "adult" ghost tour - I think you should leave

Tags: brians hat, chunky, corncob tv, cum shot, dan flashes
Stanzo Brand Fedoras - They're Stanzos! They're nice! Tapestry

Description: You are automatically my friend if I say "they're stanzos, they're nice!" and you know what I'm talking about

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch - Est. 2019 Tapestry

Description: Where the horses are hung like you

Tags: chunky, corncob tv, dan flashes, fentons, fentons stables horse ranch
You're my boy blue Tapestry

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog - Lobbing Law Bombs Tapestry

Description: You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw

Tags: attorney, banana stand, bluth, bluth company, bluths
Those aren't pillows! Tapestry

Description: When you are spooning in a motel bed, and your hand finds a nice warm spot.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, chicago, christmas
Look what you did you little jerk Tapestry

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: christmas humor, fuller, funny xmas, harry marv, home alone quote
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog "Lobbing Law Bombs" Tapestry

Description: You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw

Tags: arrested development, attorney, banana stand, bluth, bluth company
There are places I remember Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, george harrison, here comes the sun, i love you
Frank the Tank Tapestry

Description: Legend.

Tags: ben stiller, college, drinking, drunk, frank
Merry Christmas from Leonardo Dicaprio Tapestry

Description: The perfect combination for an Xmas party ugly Christmas sweater.

Tags: christmas, christmas eve, christmas sweater, django, django unchained
Griswold Family Christmas Tree Farm - Est. 1989 Tapestry

Description: Looks great, little full, lotta sap A fun old fashioned family Christmas

Tags: christmas, christmas tree, christmas vacation, cousin eddie, dont know margot
Mele Kaliki Maka Tapestry

Description: Hawaii vibes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
Mele Kaliki Maka - Merry Christmas Tapestry

Description: Hawaii vibes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
MILF Man I love football Tapestry

Description: It works.

Tags: bears, chiefs, eagles, football lovers, football player
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tapestry

Description: And keep the change

Tags: angels, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, home alone quote
Ho ho ho you ain't gettin' shit Tapestry

Description: A lump of coal if you're lucky

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas party, christmas present, christmas vacation
The next stop is the Eastside Motel - vintage Long Beach, CA logo Tapestry

Description: Warren G was on the streets tryin' to consume

Tags: california, hip hop, la, long beach, los angeles
Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Tapestry

Description: "If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a Schmitt's" One of the funniest SNL fake tv commercials of all time.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, beer, beer commercial, bud light
Cocaine everywhere - funny xmas Tapestry

Description: Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Tags: cocaine, colorado, drugs, funny christmas, funny xmas

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