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That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow Tapestry

Description: My in house meme lord advised me to post this one

Tags: anxiety, feeling, grinch, grinch christmas, knee surgery meme
Die Hard is a Christmas movie Tapestry

Description: A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
I saw that you little bitch Tapestry

Description: This Christmas, Santa will be peering around a corner watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa
You can't scare me I've eaten at Hardees Tapestry

Description: For real tho

Tags: arbys, brain rot, burger, carls jr, cheeseburger
SL,UT - Salt Lake City, Utah Tapestry

Description: Just facts

Tags: bachelorette, bachelorette party, bride, girls, lds
I saw that sh*t bruh Tapestry

Description: This Christmas, Santa will be peering around a corner watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Tags: bruh, christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater
It's not a crack house, it's a crack home Tapestry

Description: Nothing like home sweet home

Tags: apartment, builder, college, condo, crack house
MILF - Man I Love Frosty Tapestry

Description: Frosty the snowman

Tags: christmas, frosty the snowman, funny christmas, funny milf, funny xmas
Nakatomi Eve 1988 - Welcome to the party, pal Tapestry

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, hans gruber
Room 237 - The Shining Tapestry

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: 237, all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror
Bruce Dickinson - producer of gold records Tapestry

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: 70s, behind music, blue oyster cult, bruce dickinson, christopher walken
Eddie's Real Tomato Ketchup - Est. 1983 Tapestry

Description: "Nothin' but the best!"

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark
My Maserati does 185 Tapestry

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, classic rock, drivers license
The Shining Typewriter - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tapestry

Description: The older I get the more I can relate to this sentence

Tags: all work and no play, author, halloween, horror, jack nicholson
The Overlook Hotel (twin girls) - Sidewinder, Colorado Est. 1907 Tapestry

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson
The Overlook Hotel - Sidewinder, Colorado Est. 1907 Tapestry

Description: A modern vintage logo design interpretation of the Overlook Hotel

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, gold room, heres johnny, horror
The Shining - twin girls in the hallway Tapestry

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson
What up with that? Tapestry

Description: Oooooooooo weeeeee. what up with that, what up with that

Tags: andy samberg, celebrity jeopardy, comedy, jason sudeikis, kenan
If I talk you get money...and I never talk - Jellybean Tapestry

Description: Bringing his mastery of silent theater to the stage Absolutely no frats or bachelor parties

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door, detroiters
Richard Brecky is Jellybean - "If I talk you get money, but I never talk!" Tapestry

Description: Bringing his mastery of silent theater to the stage Absolutely no frats or bachelor parties

Tags: actor, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Mello Yello Cole Trickle #51 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Is Cole Trickle the best fictional race car driver?

Tags: top gun, 90s, days of thunder, mello yello, iceman
Christmas ornaments, drywall, and Jeffrey Epstein - things that don't hang themselves Tapestry

Description: Extreme dad jokes

Tags: christmas ornaments, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, dad jokes, drywall
Until you're part of the Turbo Team, walk slowly! Tapestry

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Sigma Claus Tapestry

Description: The coolest Santa bruh

Tags: alpha, aura, christmas, christmas party, erm what the sigma
Skibidi Claus Tapestry

Description: Straight out of the toilet with the red laser eyes

Tags: brain rot, christmas, meme, middle school, ohio
And if it wouldn't be too much I'd like to get something for you, Clark. Something really nice. Tapestry

Description: Clark W. Griswold family Christmas. So many classic, incredible quotes from this iconic Christmas movie.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas lights, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie
OMW to get Baja Blasted Tapestry

Description: On my way every day

Tags: baja, baja blasted, brain rot, california, drinks
OMW to get baja blasted Tapestry

Description: every day

Tags: baja, baja blasted, brain rot, california, drinks
Midwest - Land of Opes & Dreams Tapestry

Description: Ope Midwest slang

Tags: chicago, farm, farmer, illinois, indiana
Billy Hoyle & Sidney Deane - Street Hoop Legends Tapestry

Description: Billy Hoyle and Sidney Dean legendary street ballers.

Tags: alex caruso, austin reeves, basketball, billy hoyle, dunk
Moo Bitch - get out the way Tapestry

Description: Farm talk

Tags: animal, atlanta, country, country life, cows
Bailey Bros Building & Loan Association - George Bailey - Vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Est. 1946 The classic Christmas movie, gets a classic vintage logo treatment.

Tags: angel gets its wings, bailey, baily building and loan, bedford falls, christmas
The Wet Bandits logo Tapestry

Description: You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?

Tags: electrical, harry, home alone, kenosha kickers, kevin mccallister
L.A. Woman - vintage Tapestry

Description: Mr. Mojo Risin

Tags: actress, break on through, california, chateau marmont, hollywood
Nothing for you whore - funny Christmas Tapestry

Description: *A perfect gift for your wife, girlfriend, best friend, or lover *I think

Tags: christmas party, christmas presents, funny christmas, funny santa, funny xmas
I got a lobotomy at Claire's Tapestry

Description: oh they have those too?

Tags: brain rot, claires, college, earrings, funny

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