Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty
Moon River Rock, Moon River Roll Tapestry

Description: It's right in my Q-Zone!

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Farting is Natural! Tapestry

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Tags: adventure, beans, brain rot, camping, climbing
Does somebody need a hug? Tapestry

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face Tapestry

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Tags: classic rock, going to california, jimmy page, kashmir, led zep
Ask me about my Schweddy Balls Tapestry

Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls" Season's Eatings since 1998

Tags: alec baldwin, balls, christmas, cooking, delicious dish
Skibidi toilet rizz ohio Tapestry

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: brain rot, funny, gyatt, high school, influencer
You feeling strong my friend?  Call me ELF one more time. Tapestry

Description: Miles Finch has left his book full of gems. What's more vulnerable than a peach?

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
There's room for everyone on the Nice List Tapestry

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas Card Tapestry

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Farting is Natural! Tapestry

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Tags: adventure, beans, camping, climbing, fart
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas Card Tapestry

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas Movie Tapestry

Description: It is set at Christmas, but NOT a very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
It's a major award Tapestry

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile
Spicoli's Surf Shop - Est. 1982 Tapestry

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, beach, fast times at ridgemont high, jeff spicoli
Spicoli's Surf Shop - Est. 1982 Tapestry

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, beach, fast times, fast times at ridgemont high
You've been smoochin' with everybody Tapestry

Description: Keep the change ya filthy animal

Tags: angels with filthy souls, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, filthy animal, fuller
The Copacabana nightclub - New York City Tapestry

Description: Date night

Tags: 90s movie, bamboo lounge, casino, copacabana, godfather
Check out my huge sack Tapestry

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Tags: balls, check out my huge sack, christmas, christmas party, funny christmas
Vegas Baby, Vegas! Tapestry

Description: This will never get old to me. Such a classic.

Tags: 90s, bachelor party, casino, gambling, las vegas
Call me Ice Box Tapestry

Description: Gotta stop Spike. Pee wee football legend.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, al bundy, call me icebox, football
Check out my huge sack - funny Santa Claus Tapestry

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Tags: balls, check out my huge sack, christmas, christmas party, funny santa
Push it to the Limit Tapestry

Description: Such an 80's Miami, Florida Dade and Broward County vibe

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s songs, al pacino, florida
You gotta give - Calicocutpants.com Tapestry

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that - Hal 9000 Tapestry

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, ai, artificial intelligence, computer
Lets have a very Die Hard Christmas Tapestry

Description: Ho Ho Ho A very special Christmas with John McClane and Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
Open the pod bay doors Hal Tapestry

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, artificial intelligence, elon musk, hal
ewwwhatareudooinghere? The Californians Tapestry

Description: What are you doing here? A Top 10 all time SNL recurring skit. Honestly, go and re-watch it. It's incredibly funny. Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Keenan, and other cameos.

Tags: 90s bootleg, bill hader, california, californian, fred armisen
It was a hanukkah just like any other, Or was it? Tapestry

Description: Hanukkah, dateline, keith morrison, ugly holiday sweater = a perfect design mashup

Tags: adatewithdateline, chanukah, crime, dateline, dreidel
A lotta people give - calicocutpants.com Tapestry

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face - vintage design Tapestry

Description: And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been

Tags: 70s rock, band, black dog, california, classic rock
Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace Co. Tapestry

Description: Home of the Chinese Turkey Open Christmas Day

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, chines restaurant, chinese, christmas
Major Award Tapestry

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile
Nobody likes a half-assed jingler Tapestry

Description: Nobody

Tags: christmas, christmas carols, christmas party, christmas song, christmas spirit
There's some Ho Ho Ho's in this house Tapestry

Description: Santa always gives special treatment when he feels like there are some Ho's, Hoes or even a single Ho in the house.

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa
Twin Girls in the hallway - The Shining Tapestry

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson, overlook
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Tapestry

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Tags: celebrity jeopardy, colon blow, comedy, dana carvey, free dummy

Sort & Filter