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Pete's Schweddy Balls - Christmas Tapestry

Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls"

Tags: christmas funny, holiday, christmas, recipe, balls
Farts Farts Farts Tapestry

Description: The perfect gift

Tags: humor, toilet paper, fart, toilet, farting
Thirsty Tapestry

Description: Thirst trap

Tags: thirsty af, thirst trap, barstool, women, insta
Different Tapestry

Description: but good

Tags: trae young, new york, knicks, quickley, derrick rose
I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing Tapestry

Description: When the kids keep talking

Tags: questions, interview, dont remember asking, goddamn, jules
INSECURITY Tapestry

Description: get it?

Tags: anxiety, insecurity, secure, introvert, doorman
Sex Instructor Tapestry

Description: Pretty good job

Tags: yoga, teaching, sexy, sex instructor, good job
Mahomes Missouri Tapestry

Description: Ma Home

Tags: state, home, missouri, kc chiefs, chiefs football
You can tell me, I'm a doctor Tapestry

Description: Always the perfect line.

Tags: kareem, dr, naked gun, leslie nielsen, frank drebin
We've got no food, we've got no job OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Tapestry

Description: Might be the greatest movie quote of all time. Debate me.

Tags: mutt cutts, pets heads are falling off, harry and lloyd, dumbanddumber, lloyd christmas
Bad Idea Jeans - vintage logo SNL fake commercial Tapestry

Description: Greatest fake jeans commercial of all time

Tags: thats a horrible idea what time, snl, 80s, commercial, bad ideas
Bad Idea Jeans - vintage SNL logo Tapestry

Description: The greatest fake jeans commercial of all time

Tags: jeans, commercial, saturday night live, snl, horrible idea
We Have Clearance Clarence Tapestry

Description: What's our vector, victor?

Tags: kramer, roger murdock, 80s, chicago, roger
Large Marge Sent Me Tapestry

Description: That scene scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid.

Tags: large marge trucking, vintage, truck driver, truck, 80s
Large Marge Trucking Company - Pee Wee logo Tapestry

Description: "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" Est. 1985 San Antonio, Texas

Tags: dottie, 80s, loner, large marge sent me, pee wee herman
Large Marge Trucking Company - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" Est. 1985 San Antonio, Texas

Tags: 80s, dottie, large marge sent me, loner, peewee
High on Life and also drugs Tapestry

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Tags: beer, camping, cannabis, fishing, forest
And the forests will echo with laughter Tapestry

Description: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long

Tags: california, 70s, mountains, lyrics, jimmy page
Not the best but still good Tapestry

Description: Still got it baby

Tags: silver medal, first loser, getting old, birthday, best
Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Tapestry

Description: The legend Frank the Tank

Tags: beer, beer bong, college, drinking, shotgun beer
Want to see my north pole? Tapestry

Description: Santa is getting a little loopy in that hot tub

Tags: hot tub, north pole, sexy santa, funny xmas, merry christmas
Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Tapestry

Description: The legend Frank the Tank

Tags: beer, drinking, once it hits your lips, shotgun beer, frank the tank
Don't you go fallin' in love with it now Tapestry

Description: That there's an RV

Tags: jelly of the month club, merry christmas, refill your eggnog, shitter was full, you serious clark
Boats 'N Ho's Tapestry

Description: Ho Ho Ho. We get it now Santa

Tags: funny xmas, christmas, ho ho ho, funny santa claus, step brothers
San Dimas High School Football Rules! Tapestry

Description: You know it does

Tags: be excellent to each other, excellent adventure, football, wyld stallyns, high school football
And on the 8th day, God created Texas Tapestry

Description: Truth.

Tags: des moines, christian, god, field of dreams, hawks
And on the 8th day, God created Nebraska Tapestry

Description: Truth.

Tags: christian, field of dreams, god, hawkeyes, iowa city
Camp Crystal Lake Hide and Seek Champion 1980 - vintage Tapestry

Description: Legendary at hide and seek

Tags: friday the 13th, crystal lake, friday, 80s, counselor
Daddy, would you like some sausages? Tapestry

Description: classic.

Tags: tom green, daddy would you like some sausage, sausage, organ, movie
Restless soul enjoy your youth Tapestry

Description: This is not for you

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder
Cork Soakers Wine Club - Est. 2004 Tapestry

Description: "We love to soak the cork!"

Tags: funny, funny wine, blow job, saturday night live, sex
Cork Soakers Wine Club - "We love soaking the cork" Tapestry

Description: Cork soaking

Tags: snl, wine lover, red wine, jimmy fallon, wine
Le Tits Now - SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Christmas Tapestry

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $400 Alex

Tags: sean connery, jeopardy, will ferrell, norm macdonald, ugly christmas sweater
Caution - I'm Difficult (Double black diamond) Tapestry

Description: Red flag alert

Tags: black diamond, ski, personality, double black, mountains
Derelicte Tapestry

Description: It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: mugatu, so hot right now, hansel, owen wilson, zoolander
El Guapo's Christmas Sweater Company - "We have a plethora" Tapestry

Description: Est. 1916 Santo Poco

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, funny christmas, griswold

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