Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls"
$26.00
Description: The perfect gift
Description: Thirst trap
Description: but good
Description: When the kids keep talking
Description: get it?
Description: Pretty good job
Description: Ma Home
Description: Always the perfect line.
Description: Might be the greatest movie quote of all time. Debate me.
Description: Greatest fake jeans commercial of all time
Description: The greatest fake jeans commercial of all time
Description: What's our vector, victor?
Description: That scene scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid.
Description: "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" Est. 1985 San Antonio, Texas
Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.
Description: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
Description: Still got it baby
Description: The legend Frank the Tank
Description: Santa is getting a little loopy in that hot tub
Description: That there's an RV
Description: Ho Ho Ho. We get it now Santa
Description: You know it does
Description: Truth.
Description: Legendary at hide and seek
Description: classic.
Description: This is not for you
Description: "We love to soak the cork!"
Description: Cork soaking
Description: I'll take Le tits now for $400 Alex
Description: Red flag alert
Description: It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique
Description: Est. 1916 Santo Poco