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Let's play a little game called Just the Tip Tapestry

Description: I feel like there could be some backlash against something like this if Wedding Crashers were to come out today.

Tags: bachelorette, bridesmaid, sex, will ferrell, girlfriend
Vibe Killer Tapestry

Description: We all know those people. Sometimes, we are one of those people.

Tags: positive energy, killer, positive vibes, funny, los angeles
Well, it's not too far down to paradise, at least it's not for me - vintage sailing Tapestry

Description: Oh the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see

Tags: 80s, boat, boating, california, lyrics
Do it. Tapestry

Description: I would take a whole movie with this "do it" character

Tags: casino, funny, retro, gambling, meme
Do it. Tapestry

Description: I would take a whole movie with this "do it" character

Tags: meme, gambling, vintage, vegas, retro
Penny Lane - vintage Liverpool street sign Tapestry

Description: Vintage street sign Liverpool, England

Tags: street sign, london, rock, england, liverpool
It's a Celebration Bitches Tapestry

Description: Celebrate!

Tags: bachelorette, bachelorette party, bitches, celebration, chappelle show
It's a Celebration B*tches Tapestry

Description: Celebrate

Tags: charlie murphy, rick james, hollywood, fuck your couch, party
I'm gonna to tell my kids this was Aaron Rodgers Tapestry

Description: Legendary hair

Tags: chicago, chicago bears, con air, da bears, football
Go Big or Go Mahomes Tapestry

Description: Future GOAT

Tags: kcchiefs, kansas city chiefs, patrick mahomes, tyreek hill, mahomes jersey
What an idiot! Tapestry

Description: Chazz Reinhold is an absolute legendary character

Tags: chazz reinhold, youre my boy blue, chazz, what an idiot, crabcakes
What an idiot! Tapestry

Description: Chazz Reinhold is an absolute legendary character

Tags: crabcakes, owen wilson, vince vaughn, living the dream, meme
You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it Tapestry

Description: Great line.

Tags: phoenix, underground, darkness, ashes, quote
Lehman Brothers - Head of Risk Management Tapestry

Description: Gotta love those subprime mortgage backed securities

Tags: wall street, hedge fund, stocks, trader, money
Lehman Brothers - Mortgage Backed Securities Tapestry

Description: Gotta love those subprime mortgage backed securities

Tags: stocks, wall street, trader, investment banking, investor
if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now Tapestry

Description: The lyrics to this song are just incredible, and also really fun to use out of context in daily life.

Tags: england, worried, stairway, anxiety, zeppelin
Spicol's Surf Supply Co. - modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: San Fernando Valley, CA 1982 "Come for the tasty waves, and stay for a cool buzz"

Tags: san fernando valley, ridgemont high, stoner, sean penn, jeff spicoli
CON HAIR Tapestry

Description: A little sunshine on your face, a sweet tank top, and a flowing mullet of glorious locks.

Tags: vacation, relax, nicolas cage, nicolas cage face, prison
CON HAIR Tapestry

Description: A little sunshine on your face, a sweet tank top, and a flowing mullet of glorious locks.

Tags: con air, hairdresser, mullet, national treasure, nic cage
Don't talk to me until I've smoked my morning crack Tapestry

Description: Or coffee or whatever comes first

Tags: tyrone biggums, chappelle, weed, coffee, morning
Let's Get Weird Tapestry

Description: I miss Workaholics

Tags: boat, college, lake life, bachelor party, vegas
Crack - Tyrone Biggums Tapestry

Description: The best character on Chappelle's show?

Tags: crack, joe rogan, coca cola, chappelle show, chappelle
Lets Get Weird Tapestry

Description: Do it.

Tags: lake life, workaholics, weird, vacation, college
World Series of Dice Tapestry

Description: 8th Annual

Tags: ashy larry, buc nasty, chappelle, chappelle show, charlie murphy
I dislike most people Tapestry

Description: You guys know what I mean

Tags: anxiety, mental health, depression, humor, peopley
Hey Kids Walley World Tapestry

Description: Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose outside should have told ya. BTW, I miss John Candy

Tags: griswold, griswalds, family truckster, cousin eddie, theme park
Standard Oil Company - Vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Classic vintage logo

Tags: americana, antique, coca cola, collector, indiana
LFG Tapestry

Description: Lets F*cking Go!!

Tags: tampa bay buccaneers, buccaneers, football, lets fucking go, tom brady
I still hate Bill Laimbeer Tapestry

Description: If you were a Bulls fan in the 80s through the 90s, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Tags: bulls, michael jordan, chicago bulls, chicago, jordan
Die Hard is a Christmas movie Tapestry

Description: A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, hans gruber
"Catch you on the flippity flip" - Michael Scott The Office Tapestry

Description: I say this all the time

Tags: steve carell, dwight, steve carrell, jim halpert, flip
I don't have ADD, I just can't sit still or pay attention Tapestry

Description: True story.

Tags: funny, add, pay attention, i have add, adhd awareness
"It's probably the thing I do best" - Kevin Malone - The Office Tapestry

Description: Kevin's Chili. Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: chilli, kevins famous chili, dunder mifflin, rabies fun run, dwight
N. Lincoln Ave. - Chicago Street Sign Tapestry

Description: The city by the lake

Tags: capone, chi town, chicago, chicago bulls, chicago cubs
Be The Ball - Ty Webb Caddyshack Tapestry

Description: Ty Webb - far ahead of his time with his Zen golf teachings - nanananaannaa

Tags: be the ball, bill murray, bushwood, caddy, caddyshack quote
I Shaved My Balls For This? Tapestry

Description: Guess it wasn't up to your expectations your highness

Tags: shaved balls, barber shop, father, dick, balls

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