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Hawk & Son Trucking Co. - Est. 1987 Socks

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, arm wrestling, boxing, logo

Hawk & Son Trucking Co. - Est. 1987 Socks

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Merry Cagemas - Saint Nicolas Socks

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: merry cagemas, the rock, saint nicholas, meme, nicolas cage

Merry Cagemas - Saint Nicolas Socks

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Dirk Diggler & Reed Rothchild Socks

Description: You've got the touch...you've got the power!

Tags: boogie, porn, porn star, paul thomas anderson, john c reilly

Dirk Diggler & Reed Rothchild Socks

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Saturday Night Beaver featuring Brock Landers & Chest Rockwell Socks

Description: Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild putting out classics!

Tags: party, saturday night, john c reilly, dirk diggler, jack horner
Brock Landers & Chest Rockwell Socks

Description: Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild

Tags: los angeles, rollergirl, mark wahlberg, porn, reed rothchild

Brock Landers & Chest Rockwell Socks

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Gus Polinski & The Kenosha Kickers - vintage logo Socks

Description: The Polka King of the Midwest Sheboygan, Wisconsin

Tags: little neros pizza, merry christmas ya filthy animal, wet bandits, gus polinski and the kenosha kickers, polka king

Gus Polinski & The Kenosha Kickers - vintage logo Socks

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Randy Watson World Tour - Est. 1988 Socks

Description: "That boy's good and terrible"

Tags: 80s movie, akeem, arsenio hall, band, coming to america

Randy Watson World Tour - Est. 1988 Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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I have many leather bound books Socks

Description: And my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Tags: ron burgundy, books, sex panther, leather bound books, glass case of emotion

I have many leather bound books Socks

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Shomer Fucking Shabbos Socks

Description: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t DONT F***ING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!

Tags: big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, shomer

Shomer Fucking Shabbos Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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We ain't found shit Socks

Description: Combing the desert

Tags: desert, dark helmet, lonestar, spaceballs funny, mel brooks

We ain't found shit Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Robert Kraft Day Spa Socks

Description: Relax, we deflate your balls 1 Patriot Place Foxborough, MA

Tags: new england patriots, belichick, new england, balls, tom brady

Robert Kraft Day Spa Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Sexual Chocolate Socks

Description: "That boy's good and terrible"

Tags: 80s movie, akeem, arsenio hall, band, coming to america

Sexual Chocolate Socks

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Merry Christmas Bitches Socks

Description: Geez Napoleon

Tags: bitches, christmas, christmas party, funny, funny christmas

Merry Christmas Bitches Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Mom Jeans logo - SNL Socks

Description: Jeans that say, "I'm not a woman, I'm a mom"

Tags: woman, amy poehler, vintage, terrible idea, bad idea

Mom Jeans logo - SNL Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Mom Jeans - SNL Socks

Description: The greatest fake jeans commercial of all time

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, bad idea, commercial, david spade

Mom Jeans - SNL Socks

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Fashion Fashion Fashion Socks

Description: High Fashion

Tags: cat lover, new york, meme, style, funny

Fashion Fashion Fashion Socks

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Forrest Gump '24 - I just felt like running Socks

Description: Why not?

Tags: 2024, america, democrat, election, forrest gump quote

Forrest Gump '24 - I just felt like running Socks

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Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Socks

Description: The greatest spy in American history

Tags: ty webb, emmett fitzhume, chevy chase, test, fletch

Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Socks

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Mmmm-mmm b*tch! Socks

Description: Good Moth******ing beer!

Tags: bitch, jules winnfield, charlie murphy, sam jackson, quentin tarantino

Mmmm-mmm b*tch! Socks

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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho '24 Socks

Description: Lets be honest, we're not far away.

Tags: camacho 24, mountain dew, dwayne elizondo mountain dew camacho, america, usa

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho '24 Socks

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Remember kids - electricity will kill you Socks

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: education, teacher, school, funny electrician, vintage

Remember kids - electricity will kill you Socks

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Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system? Socks

Description: I haven't, so please tell me how it is

Tags: protest, police, anarchy, fuck the system, anarchist

Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system? Socks

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My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole Socks

Description: Dream it and you can be it

Tags: raising kids, dad, kids, funny saying, funny
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024 - "F*ck yeah!" Socks

Description: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Is there a better ex pro wrestler, ex porn star fictional future president?

Tags: 2024, america, brawndo, democrat, election
I'm not your ordinary everyday fool, okay? - Clark Griswold Socks

Description: Clark and Rusty buying the Family Truckster is one of the best scenes of the entire movie.

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, chicago, christmas vacation, clark
Big Ern McCracken - One More Time Sweetness Socks

Description: Bowling legend.

Tags: amish, caddyshack, roy munson, the big ern, big ern mccracken

Big Ern McCracken - One More Time Sweetness Socks

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Samsonite - I was way off! Socks

Description: I try to work this quote in at least once per month to normal conversation.

Tags: luggage, samsonite, i was way off, pets heads are falling off, aspen

Samsonite - I was way off! Socks

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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Socks

Description: Lets be honest, we're not far away.

Tags: mike judge, the rock, 2024, mountain dew, trump

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Socks

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We're here to fuck shit up Socks

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: step brothers, dale doback, doback huff 2024, step brothers quote, job interview

We're here to fuck shit up Socks

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Large Marge Socks

Description: With salt please.

Tags: girls weekend, margaritas, tequila, cancun, spring break

Large Marge Socks

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Jack Burton Trucking Est. 1986 - Visalia, CA - vintage logo Socks

Description: Jack Burton, a cocky, wise-cracking truck driver who gets involved in an ancient battle between Good and Evil when he makes a delivery to Chinatown.

Tags: martial arts, vintage, truck, china, trucker
A day off with Ferris Bueller Socks

Description: A pretty nice Chicago itinerary for Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane. I'd say that is a great day.

Tags: itinerary, chicago cubs, chicago, john hughes, 80s

A day off with Ferris Bueller Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Life moves pretty fast - Ferris Bueller quote Socks

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: ferris bueller quote, 80s, bueller, cameron, ferrari

Life moves pretty fast - Ferris Bueller quote Socks

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Cobra Kai Sweep The Leg - vintage Socks

Description: The most legendary karate dojo that has ever existed.

Tags: dojo, miyagi, 80s movies, sweep the leg, all valley

Cobra Kai Sweep The Leg - vintage Socks

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Cobra Kai - All Valley Karate Championship - vintage logo Socks

Description: The most legendary karate tournament that has ever existed.

Tags: karate kid, miyagi, strike first, 80s, 80s movies
Remember kids, electricity will kill you - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: elon musk, meme, funny gift, retro, vintage

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