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Ask me about my cult Socks

Description: Said the kool aid man (probably)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre

Ask me about my cult Socks

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Christmas Elf: You smell like beef & cheese Socks

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Sloppy Steaks - Let's slop 'em up! Socks

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes

Sloppy Steaks - Let's slop 'em up! Socks

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Dangerous Nights Crew Socks

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes

Dangerous Nights Crew Socks

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The baddest b*tches Socks

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bad bitch, baddest, bea arthur, betty white

The baddest b*tches Socks

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Diabeetus - Wilford Brimley Socks

Description: Legend.

Tags: 80s, birthday, cocoon, diabetes, diabetic

Diabeetus - Wilford Brimley Socks

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Their bones are their money Socks

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv

Their bones are their money Socks

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I used to be a real piece of shit Socks

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, a real piece of shit, chunky, coffin flop, comedy

I used to be a real piece of shit Socks

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Elsinore Beer - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister

Elsinore Beer - modern vintage logo Socks

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Drugs? Socks

Description: Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's day off in the police station scene, so classic.

Tags: 80s, cameron frye, charlie sheen, drugs, ferris

Drugs? Socks

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Someplace where we know somebody who can plug us in to the social pipeline Socks

Description: One of my favorite quotes, from one of my all time favorite 90's movies - Dumb & Dumber.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, california, colorado
Elsinore Beer - Enjoyed by Canada's finest hosers Socks

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
No disassemble! Socks

Description: If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

Tags: 80s movies, ai, artificial intelligence, elon musk, funny robot

No disassemble! Socks

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K-12 Ski Champion - Lane Meyer Socks

Description: On one ski. Est. 1985 Better Off Dead is one my favorite 80's movies.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote

K-12 Ski Champion - Lane Meyer Socks

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Howell Industries - Thurston Howell III CEO Socks

Description: Est. 1964 Thurston Howell III was the OG billionaire

Tags: billionaire, boat, ceo, gilligan, hawaii
Scott's Tots - The Office Socks

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: cringe, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, fun run race for the cure, graduation

Scott's Tots - The Office Socks

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Montana Management Co.  imports exports - Miami, FL Socks

Description: Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cuban, drugs, florida
Tony Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Socks

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
Tony Montana Management Company Est. 1983 Socks

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
I'm kind of a big deal Socks

Description: Still one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Tags: anchorman, big deal, brick tamland, glass case of emotion, im kind of a big deal

I'm kind of a big deal Socks

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Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Socks

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban

Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Socks

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Chico's Bail Bonds "Let freedom ring" - vintage logo Socks

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads, baseball movie
Chico's Bail Bonds - Southern California Socks

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads, baseball movie
Chico's Bail Bonds Southern California - vintage logo Socks

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, bad news bears, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads
I bet she gives great helmet Socks

Description: An 80's classic.

Tags: 80s movies, dark helmet, elon musk, great helmet, head

I bet she gives great helmet Socks

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Keith Moon Socks

Description: Get it?

Tags: 60s rock, british, classic rock, drummer, drumming

Keith Moon Socks

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If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer Socks

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura quote, ace ventura when nature calls, aspen, dumb and dumber, finkle
Nonsense Poopy Pants Socks

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura quote, ace ventura when nature calls, aspen, dumb and dumber, finkle

Nonsense Poopy Pants Socks

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Things just ain't the same for gangsters. Socks

Description: Or so I've heard

Tags: 90s hip hop, california, chronic, compton, dre
Ain't no half steppin' Socks

Description: Legendary MC.

Tags: 80s hip hop, 90s hip hop, aint no half steppin, golden age, hip hop

Ain't no half steppin' Socks

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Diabeetus Wilford Brimley - 90's bootleg hip hop Socks

Description: There are occasionally designs that just come together in a stroke of genius. This is one of them. Bootleg vibes.

Tags: 80s, 90s, 90s hip hop, birthday, cocoon
I drive a Dodge Stratus! Socks

Description: One of the most underrated and kind of realistic SNL family dinner skits

Tags: 90s, anchorman, bill brasky, dad, dodge stratus

I drive a Dodge Stratus! Socks

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Santa Claus is Detective Crashmore Socks

Description: I think when they revealed that Crashmore was actually played by Santa Claus is a top 5 hardest I've ever lauhged at a tv show moment.

Tags: 90s, bootleg, brians hat, christmas, corncob tv

Santa Claus is Detective Crashmore Socks

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I bet that slicks back real nice Socks

Description: Sloppy steaks at Truffonis

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, dangerous nights crew

I bet that slicks back real nice Socks

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Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Socks

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, john turturro, live to work work to live

Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Socks

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Slappin' da bass man Socks

Description: Iconic.

Tags: ant man, bass, bass guitar, bassist, guitar

Slappin' da bass man Socks

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