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Chazz Michael Michaels Ice Skating School - Est. 2007 Socks

Description: Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled

Tags: anchorman, boats and hoes, chazz michael michaels, figure skating, hockey
Bob & Bob Consulting - What would you say you do here? Socks

Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Tags: bill lumbergh, consultant, fired, initech, it consultant
Fuller, go easy on the pepsi Socks

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Tags: buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller pepsi, harry marv

Fuller, go easy on the pepsi Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Santa! OMG  I know him! Socks

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie, and the one I really wish they had made a sequel for.

Tags: arctic puffin, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf quotes

Santa! OMG I know him! Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Why is the carpet all wet Todd? Socks

Description: I don't know Margo!

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie

Why is the carpet all wet Todd? Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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I don't know Margo! Socks

Description: And why is the carpet all wet Todd?

Tags: can i refill your eggnogg, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, cousin eddie

I don't know Margo! Socks

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Coffin Flop Socks

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac logo, coffin flop, corncob tv

Coffin Flop Socks

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Corncob TV logo Socks

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, coffin flop

Corncob TV logo Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Not now arctic puffin!  funny Elf quote Socks

Description: Toilets + Christmas = always funny

Tags: arctic puffin, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, cotton headed ninny muggins

Not now arctic puffin! funny Elf quote Socks

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Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Socks

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, coffin flop

Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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If it's not Scottish it's crap! Socks

Description: legendary SNL skit

Tags: austin powers, braveheart, crap, dr evil, head move

If it's not Scottish it's crap! Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Hey! Have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous Socks

Description: Toilets + Christmas = always funny

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf quotes
The first word in entertainment - Prestige Worldwide Socks

Description: Brennan Huff and Dale Doback Security. Black Leather Gloves. Investments. Prestige Worldwide

Tags: boats and hoes, boats n hoes, bunk beds, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi Socks

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Tags: buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller pepsi, harry marv

Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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The Carber Reputation Vacuum Socks

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, driving crooner

The Carber Reputation Vacuum Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Carber Vac - logo Socks

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, driving crooner

Carber Vac - logo Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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I bet that slicks back real nice Socks

Description: Sloppy steaks at Truffonis

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, dangerous nights crew

I bet that slicks back real nice Socks

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Emporium Socks

Description: Pool. Foosball. Games. Est. 1971

Tags: matthew mcconaughey, alright alright alright, vintage logos, pool, texas

Emporium Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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There's a feeling I get when I look to the west Socks

Description: and my spirit is crying for leaving

Tags: feelings, 70s, whole lotta love, jimmy page, robert plant
Jobu's Rum "It's very bad to steal" - since 1989 Socks

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Tags: charlie sheen, indians, dorn, the sandlot, cerrano
Bo Knows Tecmo Socks

Description: The GOAT video game running back

Tags: goat, video games, retro, tecmo bo, football

Bo Knows Tecmo Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Brian Fellow's Safari Planet - SNL Socks

Description: Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education.

Tags: thats crazy, im brian fellow, skit, crocodile, safari

Brian Fellow's Safari Planet - SNL Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours Honolulu, Hawaii Est. 1964

Tags: beach, boat, captain, fishing, gilligan
Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill Socks

Description: Best baseball movie ever?

Tags: bartender, guardians, willie mays hayes, major league, charlie sheen

Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Arnold's - Drive-In Restaurant - Milwaukee, WI - vintage logo Socks

Description: Classic tv show. One of my all-time favorites.

Tags: arnolds, arnolds logo, arnolds restaurant, drive in, fonz
You went over my helmet? Socks

Description: Still a classic.

Tags: 80s movies, comedy, dark helmet, elon musk, funny

You went over my helmet? Socks

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DALTON - Head Bouncer Double Deuce Socks

Description: Head Bouncer, Cooler, and Security at the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri

Tags: 80s movies, bar, bouncer, dalton, dance

DALTON - Head Bouncer Double Deuce Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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The El Guapo Sweater Company - Est. 1916 Socks

Description: We have a plethora Est. 1916 ***The original El Guapo Sweater Company design, that many others have unfortunately stolen from me

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, cinco de mayo, comedy, dusty bottoms
The meanest, loudest, and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon line - Double Deuce Socks

Description: The Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri

Tags: 80s movies, bar, bouncer, dalton, dance
Don't you put that evil on me Socks

Description: Ricky Bobby

Tags: aint first your last, anchorman, baby jesus, boats and hoes, dont you put that evil on me

Don't you put that evil on me Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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The Ministry of Silly Walks - Est. 1970 Socks

Description: Classic. Vintage design.

Tags: 70s, bbc, black knight, comedy, flying circus
I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey Socks

Description: This movie requires many repeat viewings.

Tags: baby jesus, i piss excellence, if you aint first youre last, jean girard, laughing clown
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb Socks

Description: Dark Helmet - full of classic quotes.

Tags: 80s movies, comedy, dark helmet, elon musk, good is dumb
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate! Socks

Description: Dark Helmet - full of classic quotes.

Tags: 80s movies, brother, cousin, dark helmet, elon musk
Polk High #33 vintage Al Bundy jersey Socks

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey

Polk High #33 vintage Al Bundy jersey Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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He drives around all over the town - he's Toonces the Driving Cat Socks

Description: One of the greatest SNL skits of all time, with the best explosion endings ala MacGruber.

Tags: alec baldwin, cats, drive, funny cat, kitten

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